No clean? I no come in? I come in..... anyway. Hi, lady cleaning the bathroom. I appreciate what you' re doing, but if you push on the stall door and it' s clea asdas dasdasdasd
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No clean? I no come in? I come in....

anyway

Hi, lady cleaning the bathroom. I appreciate
what you' re doing, but if you push on the
stall door and it' s clearly locked, it' s not
necessary to then peak through the crack in
the side and make eye contact with me
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Submitted: 12/29/2012
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#3 - Yukimora (12/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#1 - markmcke (12/29/2012) [-]
Hfw
User avatar #9 - Snookbone (12/30/2012) [+] (18 replies)
I was in the Manchester Arndale taking a **** once, this cleaner dude was going around... and he used some key thing to ACTUALLY OPEN the stall while I was in there. What. The. **** .
#8 - mrbull (12/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I can see why she did this. I got family who have worked as cleaners and at one point there was a group of 13-15 year olds who would go into the toilets and jump over the cubicles one by one locking them from the inside for no other reason just for some comical appeal. Anyway in the end they stopped doing it because one of them slipped up when climbing over and knocked himself out on the piss-wet toilet seat.
User avatar #11 - noamk (12/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
i was taking a **** at this bathroom at a uni, and a friend of mine thought it would be funny to grab my foot from under the gam beneath the stall and try to pull me under. he literally scared the **** out of me. i started stomping the **** out of his hand and he was laughing like a maniac. this cleaner lady wearing a burka saw everything. i walked out of the stall and she was cracking up like a ************ .

needless to say, i **** with my eyes wide open with fear of stall invaders since then.
#2 - bizzar (12/29/2012) [+] (3 replies)
#35 - boyacid (12/30/2012) [-]
Under oath, she swore it was for her job.
#30 - gsmstgsmst (12/30/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Reminded me of his
User avatar #12 - duckspasm (12/30/2012) [+] (2 replies)
first grade. i'm takin a piss. some kindergartener slides under my stall, slaps me, and goes back to hers. i finish peeing, calmly jump over my stall to hers, slap her, and leave.
and then i got in trouble. yup, elementary.
#18 - cupcakedevourer (12/30/2012) [-]
When we were in primary school (an all-girls primary school, I might add, only stalls) half the locks didn't work, so someone would usually burst in whilst you were pissing. I was worse when you were in junior infants, though, because girls would bend down on their hands and knees and watch you piss if the door was locked.
#24 - cookedspider ONLINE (12/30/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I detest taking 						*****					 in public bathroom stalls.  People peeking in never has happened to me, but it's when someone is in the stall next to me is waiting for me leave as I wait for them to leave.  This is why I wish bathroom stalls can fully be closed and have silencers or some 						****					 so the next time two people are waiting to take a violent and loud 						****					, they won't feel embarrassed if the person next to them can't hear it.
I detest taking ***** in public bathroom stalls. People peeking in never has happened to me, but it's when someone is in the stall next to me is waiting for me leave as I wait for them to leave. This is why I wish bathroom stalls can fully be closed and have silencers or some **** so the next time two people are waiting to take a violent and loud **** , they won't feel embarrassed if the person next to them can't hear it.
User avatar #7 - chuca ONLINE (12/30/2012) [-]
y does no one ever just look under the door for feet...
#46 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (12/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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#36 - anonymous (12/30/2012) [-]
Since we're all sharing our awkward bathroom moments, I might as well!
My family and I were at one of those 99 cents diners ( You know, the ones with the 99 cent food). And my brother had to take a massive **** . So being the greatest little sister ever we walked through the giftshop to the bathrooms. (This is when I was 6, and my brother was 10)
There were only two bathrooms a men's, and women's, with one toilet in each and a lock on the outside. The men's bathroom had a broken lock and the women's had a line of about 3 waiting. So I stood outside the bathroom and guarded. Not even 2 minutes into my brother's "journey", when a old african american gentleman aproached, asking if the toilet was occupied, which I politely replied "yes, sir it is."
His response? He opened the door with such force as if to say " **** you bitch, I really need to do this buisness." And promptly washed his hands for a whole minute.
I could see through the crack my brother's terrified face with his farts emanating throughout the gift shop.
Then the man just stood there for about 6 seconds and gave my brother this look. And he turned around and walked away.

My brother is still in denial about the incident.
So,
TDLR: I let a man watch my brother ****
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User avatar #6 - teoferrazzi (12/30/2012) [-]
peek*
#4 - anonymous (12/30/2012) [-]
ha ha ha.
classic gag.
User avatar #5 - anonymousefj (12/30/2012) [-]
why are you writing a letter to her over facebook
do you think she has internet
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