How to cut Onions. . HIT F PEINE CRY WM E BIN OTIE T ' Ieft. IS TO HIT! GET. That's not funny. My first pet was an onion, and one day when I woke up my parents had mistakenly cooked him into a chilli...
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User avatar #1 - wiredguy (12/29/2012) [-]
That's not funny.
My first pet was an onion, and one day when I woke up my parents had mistakenly cooked him into a chilli...
User avatar #3 to #1 - grpeephole (12/29/2012) [-]
^ that is funny
User avatar #21 to #1 - Seventeen (12/30/2012) [-]
my first pet was an onion too! i still have him. his name is hotrod. unfortunately one day i woke up and he had mistakenly made my parents into chilli :(
#26 to #21 - wiredguy (12/30/2012) [-]
Is this him?
User avatar #27 to #26 - Seventeen (12/30/2012) [-]
yeah! that was taken back when he was in high school. we were so close back then before he discovered girls and MDMA.
User avatar #87 to #36 - superanonymouspers ONLINE (12/30/2012) [-]
That's probably the wisest thing ed's ever said.
#91 to #87 - anon (12/30/2012) [-]
Actually...

"Canadians are weird." - Ed.
User avatar #92 to #91 - superanonymouspers ONLINE (12/30/2012) [-]
I'd completely forgotten about that...
#7 - shiftyscent (12/30/2012) [-]
Getting to know me is like peeling an onion.   
Layer after layer you find the same thing and then you cry.
Getting to know me is like peeling an onion.
Layer after layer you find the same thing and then you cry.
#50 - ugabz (12/30/2012) [-]
meanwhile
#88 - edwinke (12/30/2012) [-]
Dammit Simba, don't get so emotionally attached
#35 - molehasmoles (12/30/2012) [-]
I don't get it, am I missing some genius pun or something?
User avatar #5 - phoenix grinder (12/30/2012) [-]
I cry when I cut up any vegetables..just so the onions don't feel ugly
User avatar #54 - yojo (12/30/2012) [-]
My dick is like an onion.

I put it in people's sandwiches before serving them to the customers.
User avatar #73 to #54 - dragostarc (12/30/2012) [-]
Don't be the new guy and jizz all over the sandwich. But they'll never know.
#60 to #54 - YUSEIWHAT (12/30/2012) [-]
I don't know why this made me laugh so hard...
#64 to #54 - pukingrainbows (12/30/2012) [-]
and when you cut it you start crying
and when you cut it you start crying
#65 to #64 - dunkey (12/30/2012) [-]
just to find out that you dont have any.
#75 to #64 - darkjustifier (12/30/2012) [-]
The one thing you don't want to figure out if it has layers.
User avatar #41 - vanoreo (12/30/2012) [-]
The smell of cooking onions is the single best smell in the world.
User avatar #44 to #41 - zombiestookmybike ONLINE (12/30/2012) [-]
that and bread before you bake it
User avatar #47 to #44 - Lolzster (12/30/2012) [-]
And freshly sprayed colon.
#66 to #47 - hammarhead (12/30/2012) [-]
Colon!? My favorite!
User avatar #81 to #47 - Lolzster (12/30/2012) [-]
Guessing no one got the sarcasm.

Call in Captain Obvious.
User avatar #63 to #47 - cannibislover (12/30/2012) [-]
http://dictionary.reference. com/browse/cologne?s=t
User avatar #49 to #47 - zombiestookmybike ONLINE (12/30/2012) [-]
omg yes. definitely that.
#48 to #47 - anon (12/30/2012) [-]
and cum on my dick
#56 to #48 - mvtjets (12/30/2012) [-]
Fukken anon.................
Fukken anon.................
User avatar #72 to #48 - pzvz (12/30/2012) [-]
GTFO
User avatar #53 - hardcoreman (12/30/2012) [-]
Lik dis if u cry evrytim
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#40 to #32 - kyller (12/30/2012) [-]
Relevant pic to your relevant pic
User avatar #4 - leebobo (12/29/2012) [-]
i smell jimmy carr.....
#80 - tickleshits (12/30/2012) [-]
but.. I named him paul...HE HAS A PEOPLE NAME
but.. I named him paul...HE HAS A PEOPLE NAME
User avatar #95 to #80 - buttplugmaster (12/30/2012) [-]
All my dissection animals had people names, and I never cried slicing them open. I mean, sure, I started laughing maniacally that one time but that's different. I mean, who HASN'T done that?
#9 - phanact (12/30/2012) [-]
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But... I loved him so dearly
#84 - vicecomx (12/30/2012) [-]
I think I will keep cutting them with a razor
User avatar #61 - JohnTheRipper (12/30/2012) [-]
User avatar #24 - Mesmus (12/30/2012) [-]
I heard chewing gum stops the crying from onions. Anyone tried it b4 ?
#31 to #24 - alldaypk (12/30/2012) [-]
howbout swimming goggles, they are 100% onion proof
User avatar #58 to #24 - Marker (12/30/2012) [-]
It helps, but it's not perfect.
User avatar #59 to #24 - playapplepie (12/30/2012) [-]
I've used this method before. It works to a certain degree. If you have a strong smelling onions you'll tear up a bit.
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