How to cut Onions. . HIT F PEINE CRY WM E BIN OTIE T ' Ieft. IS TO HIT! GET. That's not funny. My first pet was an onion, and one day when I woke up my parents had mistakenly cooked him into a chilli... How to cut Onions HIT F PEINE CRY WM E BIN OTIE T ' Ieft IS TO HIT! GET That's not funny My first pet was an onion and one day when I woke up my parents had mistakenly cooked him into a chilli
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#1 - wiredguy ONLINE
Reply +52
(12/29/2012) [-]
That's not funny.
My first pet was an onion, and one day when I woke up my parents had mistakenly cooked him into a chilli...
#3 to #1 - grpeephole
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(12/29/2012) [-]
^ that is funny
#21 to #1 - Seventeen
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(12/30/2012) [-]
my first pet was an onion too! i still have him. his name is hotrod. unfortunately one day i woke up and he had mistakenly made my parents into chilli :(
#26 to #21 - wiredguy ONLINE
Reply +7
(12/30/2012) [-]
Is this him?
#27 to #26 - Seventeen
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(12/30/2012) [-]
yeah! that was taken back when he was in high school. we were so close back then before he discovered girls and MDMA.
#36 - cameldwarf
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(12/30/2012) [-]
#87 to #36 - superanonymouspers
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(12/30/2012) [-]
That's probably the wisest thing ed's ever said.
#91 to #87 - anon
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(12/30/2012) [-]
Actually...

"Canadians are weird." - Ed.
#92 to #91 - superanonymouspers
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(12/30/2012) [-]
I'd completely forgotten about that...
#7 - shiftyscent
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(12/30/2012) [-]
Getting to know me is like peeling an onion.   
Layer after layer you find the same thing and then you cry.
Getting to know me is like peeling an onion.
Layer after layer you find the same thing and then you cry.
#50 - ugabz
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(12/30/2012) [-]
meanwhile
#51 - zdshdci
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(12/30/2012) [-]
#29 - qjmihuia
Reply -15
(12/30/2012) [-]
when chopping onions
#30 to #29 - alldaypk
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(12/30/2012) [-]
#15 - funnyjunkforlife
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(12/30/2012) [-]
#41 - vanoreo
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(12/30/2012) [-]
The smell of cooking onions is the single best smell in the world.
#44 to #41 - zombiestookmybike
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(12/30/2012) [-]
that and bread before you bake it
#47 to #44 - Lolzster
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(12/30/2012) [-]
And freshly sprayed colon.
#66 to #47 - hammarhead
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(12/30/2012) [-]
Colon!? My favorite!
#81 to #47 - Lolzster
Reply 0
(12/30/2012) [-]
Guessing no one got the sarcasm.

Call in Captain Obvious.
#63 to #47 - cannibislover
Reply 0
(12/30/2012) [-]
http://dictionary.reference. com/browse/cologne?s=t
#49 to #47 - zombiestookmybike
Reply 0
(12/30/2012) [-]
omg yes. definitely that.
#48 to #47 - anon
Reply 0
(12/30/2012) [-]
and cum on my dick
#56 to #48 - mvtjets
Reply +13
(12/30/2012) [-]
Fukken anon.................
Fukken anon.................
#72 to #48 - pzvz
Reply 0
(12/30/2012) [-]
GTFO
#62 - josieabby
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