Assassin creed. cazzooooo!!!!!!!!!!.. an assassins creed anime would probably be epic Assassin creed cazo


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#2 - anon (12/29/2012) [-]
did you use a translator, I was grown with italian and cazzo means dick or cock, fottere is what means **** .
User avatar #4 to #2 - xmonke (12/29/2012) [-]
You're right, but he is too. As a noun, cazzo means dick, but when you use the word as an interjection(exclamation) like he did, then it means **** .
#54 - beardarama (12/30/2012) [-]
>hf if he survives that fall
>hf if he survives that fall
#34 - moevleboevle (12/30/2012) [-]
for a moment I thought it will end out like this
for a moment I thought it will end out like this
#52 - Ihazfunkitty (12/30/2012) [-]
an assassins creed anime would probably be epic
an assassins creed anime would probably be epic
User avatar #56 to #52 - aerius (12/30/2012) [-]
if the mass effect and halo anime are anything to go by it'd be absolute steaming bollocks.
User avatar #78 to #56 - darkangeloffire (12/30/2012) [-]
I found Halo Legends to be awesome personally.
User avatar #57 to #56 - numbersixtyseven **User deleted account** (12/30/2012) [-]
There's a mass effect anime?
User avatar #58 to #57 - aerius (12/30/2012) [-]
yup, guess who the main character is.

it's everyone's favorite, James 'meatface' Vega
User avatar #61 to #58 - numbersixtyseven **User deleted account** (12/30/2012) [-]
Really? Well, I'm still obligated to give it a glance since I'm a fan.

A thumb for you.
User avatar #1 - icametocomment (12/29/2012) [-]
When did this become an anime?
#32 to #1 - anon (12/30/2012) [-]
User avatar #9 to #1 - myrtille (12/29/2012) [-]
There's gonna be a movie soon.
#3 to #1 - azraelthemage (12/29/2012) [-]

It's fan made. I.e. not real.
User avatar #6 to #3 - icametocomment (12/29/2012) [-]
Darn it, I was kind of excited...
User avatar #7 to #6 - azraelthemage (12/29/2012) [-]
An AC anime would be pretty badass.
User avatar #5 to #3 - xmonke (12/29/2012) [-]
Informational and educationally not real?
User avatar #10 to #3 - alxon ONLINE (12/30/2012) [-]
Do you happen to have a link to a video or something? I tried googling it, I couldn't find it.
#33 - zekeon ONLINE (12/30/2012) [-]
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#17 - ninjabadger ONLINE (12/30/2012) [-]
Shame he missed.
#29 - neocortex (12/30/2012) [-]
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Cazzo is actually a slang word for "dick" in Italian :D
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#38 - desacabose (12/30/2012) [-]
I hope some gets this reference
#59 to #55 - comradewinter (12/30/2012) [-]
Why the flying **** would they not even bother to translate that if they had to point it out anyway?
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#80 to #43 - pistro (12/30/2012) [-]
*frocio, my friend
*frocio, my friend
User avatar #46 - crostorm (12/30/2012) [-]
Actually cazzo means dick in italian....
#71 to #46 - anon (12/30/2012) [-]
that's a sexual reference.
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User avatar #64 to #53 - ROADHOUSE (12/30/2012) [-]
No, it just means dick. Dick doesn't magically become **** just because you exclame it.
The translation to english is **** because exclaiming "COCK!" in english sounds weird.
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User avatar #66 to #65 - ROADHOUSE (12/30/2012) [-]
I think it may come as a surprise to you that in this case it doesn't. This word always means cock in italian. By translating it into another language you translate the expression and not the actual meaning or the word.

At the end of the day Cazzo means Cock and that's the end of it.

I speak fluent Italian, English and Portuguese. I know what I'm talking about,
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#69 to #67 - ROADHOUSE (12/30/2012) [-]
Cazzo (pl. cazzi) [ˈkattso]: literally penis, can be used as an exclamation or for emphasis; there are countless expressions using this word in a variety of contexts.

Do you understand now you stupid **** ? The word itself means penis, cock, dick or whatever you wan't to call it. It doesn't matter what emotion you're trying to express, at the end of the day the word itself means cock.
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User avatar #72 to #70 - ROADHOUSE (12/30/2012) [-]
I could agree with you but then we would both be wrong.

In Italian Cazzo means dick regardless of it's usage.
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User avatar #75 to #74 - ROADHOUSE (12/30/2012) [-]
You just said it all with the word translates. In Portuguese it translates to Foda-se which literally means **** You. In italian it's always cock.

The problem here is that the comic says cazzo means **** in italian and it doesn't.
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User avatar #20 - RidingMyPimpmobile (12/30/2012) [-]
List of profanities in Italian language

cazzo (pl. cazzi) [ˈkattso]: literally penis, can be used as an exclamation or for emphasis; there are countless expressions using this word in a variety of contexts, as detailed in the entries below;
coglione (pl. coglioni) [koʎˈʎone]: literally an offensive version of testicle; where referred to a person, it usually means idiot, burk, twit, fool. In addition, it can be used on several phrases such as avere i coglioni (literally, to have the balls, that is, to be very courageous), avere i coglioni girati (literally, to have turned testicles) which means to be angry/in a bad mood, or essere un coglione (to be a fool). Note that when said to a close friend (ma quanto sei coglione) the word is not really offensive. Sometimes Coglione was also featured in worldwide news when used by Italian PM Silvio Berlusconi referring to those who would not vote for him during the 2006 Italian election campaign.[2] It derives from Latin culio, pl. culiones, and is thus cognate to the Spanish cojones;
cornuto [korˈnuto]:[3] cuckold – referring to a person whose spouse is cheating on him. Occasionally it might be coupled with the corna when saying that. In southern Italy it is considered a rough insult.
User avatar #21 to #20 - RidingMyPimpmobile (12/30/2012) [-]
culo [ˈkulo]:[4] rough name for buttocks, comparable to the English word arse. It can also mean luck. The popular expression "Avere una faccia da culo" ("To have an arse-like face") indicates a cheeky, brazen-faced person, and often has a positive connotation. In some regions, "Stare sul culo" is used as a variant of "Stare sul cazzo", both indicating dislike for someone else. It derives from earlier Greek colos (κώλος) and later Latin culus..
finocchio [fiˈnɔkkjo]: (lit.: 'fennel') a male homosexual; faggot; poof. A suggestive and very popular hypothesis suggests it may derive from the age of the Holy Inquisition in the Papal State, when fennel seeds would be thrown on homosexuals executed by burning at the stake — in order to mitigate the stench of burned flesh. There is no proof that this is the case, however.[5]
frocio [ˈfrɔtʃo]: roughly equivalent to the English faggot, this term originated in Rome but is now widely used nationwide. Less-used synonyms include ricchione (mainly Southern Italy, especially in the Naples area), culattone or culo (mainly in Northern Italy), busone (common in Emilia-Romagna and also a rough synonym for lucky) and finocchio (see);. The usage of this word in Italian is considered homophobic and politically incorrect.

User avatar #22 to #21 - RidingMyPimpmobile (12/30/2012) [-]
gnocca (pl. gnocche) [ˈɲɔkka, ke]:[6] typical Bolognese version of figa; is mostly conjugated in its feminine form although sometimes can be used on the masculine form. Although very vulgar, it is not offensive, but appreciative. Indeed, it is diffuse nationwide to refer to an attractive woman;
mannaggia [manˈnaddʒa]: a generic expression of frustration, mostly used in Southern Italy; often translated as damn, but has no direct translation. Actually, it comes from the contraction of a former utterance, mal ne aggia, which means in ancient Italian "may he/she get mischief out of it". Used also in English books, such as Mario Puzo's The Fortunate Pilgrim;[7]
puttana [putˈtana]: whore, prostitute;
mignotta [miɲˈɲɔtta]: same meaning of "puttana"; according to some sources[8] it may be the contraction of the Latin matris ignotae (unknown mother), where the note filius m. ignotae (son of unknown mother) appeared on the registries referred to abandoned children; other sources[9] derive it from the French mignoter (to caress) or mignon/mignonne.
minchia [ˈmiŋkja]: the same meaning as cazzo but notably a feminine name, it originates from Sicilian language;[10] nowadays it is common anywhere in Italy, where t is also used as exclamation of surprise, or even appreciation. It is used in the expression "testa di minchia" (see testa di cazzo). It is also featured in a song by American musician (of Sicilian descent) Frank Zappa, named Tengo na minchia tanta (I've got a dick this big). It derives from Latin mentula;
stronzo [ˈstrontso]: turd, arsehole' or asshole, bitch, sod. It is used as adjective to indicate that somebody is really a bad, cruel, man/woman.
User avatar #23 to #22 - RidingMyPimpmobile (12/30/2012) [-]
vaffanculo [vaffaŋˈkulo]: " **** you!", " **** off!", "bugger off!". It's a contraction of "vai a fare in culo" (literally "go to do it in the ass"). "Vattela a pijà 'n der culo" is the Romanesco form for vaffanculo, while in Northern Italy is also used "Vai a cagare" (lit. "go to **** ") or "Fottiti". Famously used by U.S. Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia in reference to his critics. [1] [2] In the New York Italian dialect it is pronounced "va fangool"; and at times the "va" is omitted, as demonstrated in the film Grease (at the end of the "Sandra Dee" skit, performed by Stockard Channing).
#45 - anon (12/30/2012) [-]
Doesn't "cazzo" mean "dick"?
#47 to #45 - anon (12/30/2012) [-]
The word itself does mean dick but you use it as if you're saying ' ***** . People will often say Cazzo when something bad happens, just like when we say **** .
User avatar #27 - iderpthenherp (12/30/2012) [-]
is that a legit anime, if so source? if not

This is a sexual reference
#31 to #27 - anon (12/30/2012) [-]
#28 to #27 - RidingMyPimpmobile (12/30/2012) [-]
I think it's fan made   
#3 said so
I think it's fan made
#3 said so
User avatar #50 to #28 - epicarianas (12/30/2012) [-]
just played that part today, "He is my son"
User avatar #82 to #50 - RidingMyPimpmobile (12/30/2012) [-]
"Oh, Tasted the fruits of the forest?"
User avatar #48 - lenewguy (12/30/2012) [-]
User avatar #8 - perishing (12/29/2012) [-]
I would like to watch this.
#15 - puhnanny (12/30/2012) [-]
what ******* retard uses his stupid ass computer to make a comic, throw in a foreign word and not actually go through the agony of translating that **** before looking like a complete ******* retard for everyone to see you might ask?

cumeater! thats ******* who!

"Cazzo" mean "penis" in italian, it DOES NOT mean " **** "! It is used to display anger and dismay like " **** " or " **** " is used in the english language, but by NO **** WAY means " **** ".

You ******* retard!
#60 to #15 - wooyoungkim (12/30/2012) [-]
This isn't related to Italian language or what so so ever, but....

You sound extremely butthurt, I must say
#84 to #60 - puhnanny (01/29/2013) [-]
and you sound extremely butt ****** !
User avatar #85 to #84 - wooyoungkim (01/29/2013) [-]
What a comeback.
Did it take you a month to come up with that insult?
#86 to #85 - anon (02/04/2013) [-]
pull the dick out your ass and back in your hungry little mouth bitch ;)
User avatar #87 to #86 - wooyoungkim (02/04/2013) [-]
nice comeback puhnanny, were you scared to post that on your own account? How cute, go suck on your mother's slutty tits a little more.
#88 to #87 - anon (02/04/2013) [-]
yes dear, i tremble in fear that some faggots on the internet might recognize me and have an opinion! how terrifying!
if youre gonna insult me, at least try to make it remotely offensive..
anything that has to do with someones mother has been used so many times, it even comes remotely close to the amount of dicks your asshole has gleefully embraced.

User avatar #89 to #88 - wooyoungkim (02/05/2013) [-]
Why will I try to hurt you? You are clearly lacking intelligence and I wouldn't want to hurt your feelings. I'm just laying down the hard truth on you. Hope you reconcile with it and face the facts. Cheers :)
#68 - anon (12/30/2012) [-]
Cazzo means dick, not **** .

omg op l2italian fag
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