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Things not to do at a funeral

Things not to do at a funeral. A penis per day keeps the women away.. File: 12930_ -( 38 KB, 430x300, 1291453509588, jpg) Cl Anonymous 12/ 22/ 10( Wed) 02: Thin

A penis per day keeps the women away.

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Things not to do at a funeral.
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#32 - dqtest (12/29/2012) [-]
User avatar #159 to #32 - dadukesta (12/30/2012) [-]
God dammit i just can't figure it out...
#248 to #159 - anon (12/30/2012) [-]
"My bad" implies more like it's your fault and you regret your actions where as "I'm sorry" means not only that but also that you offer someone your condolences. In the context of funerals it's always the latter one for "I'm sorry".

At least that's how I got it.
User avatar #256 to #248 - dadukesta (12/31/2012) [-]
i guess english is funny
#25 - iatedub (12/29/2012) [-]
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#63 - grimmwaters ONLINE (12/30/2012) [-]
Crack open a cold one.
User avatar #3 - alwaysreadthetags (12/29/2012) [-]
One thing I don't understand about funerals...where's the fun?
#137 to #3 - saladtongsofdeath (12/30/2012) [-]
its at the beginning and ends at the "e"
#146 to #3 - kingjumbi (12/30/2012) [-]
It's in the corpse. Just dig deeper.
User avatar #22 to #3 - commontroll ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
The body.
#31 to #3 - maginmaniac (12/29/2012) [-]
FUNeral.
#213 to #31 - lordmoldywart (12/30/2012) [-]
"Ahhhhh...Leviosaaaaaarrrrr!"
User avatar #34 to #33 - maginmaniac (12/29/2012) [-]
I know.
User avatar #35 to #34 - alwaysreadthetags (12/29/2012) [-]
just thought i'd point it out :P
User avatar #36 to #35 - maginmaniac (12/29/2012) [-]
And I clearly thought I would too. So that's that.
#73 to #3 - anon (12/30/2012) [-]
You just don't know how to funeral properly.
#59 - trollguyyyyyyy (12/30/2012) [-]
**trollguyyyyyyy rolled a random image posted in comment #879 at Thumb Orgy ** What i do at funerals
**trollguyyyyyyy rolled a random image posted in comment #879 at Thumb Orgy ** What i do at funerals
User avatar #215 - theivindon (12/30/2012) [-]
**theivindon rolls 404** so many trips today
User avatar #222 to #215 - jmanispimping (12/30/2012) [-]
**jmanispimping rolls 391** Indeed.
User avatar #226 to #215 - lefthoofthepirate (12/30/2012) [-]
**lefthoofthepirate rolls 9,843**
Naah, I'm in the mood for quads.
User avatar #234 to #215 - psychobeastjr (12/30/2012) [-]
**psychobeastjr rolls 894** Yes... Trips...
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User avatar #243 to #215 - raigen (12/30/2012) [-]
**raigen rolls 591** Error 404... trips too damn high
User avatar #246 to #215 - ganjasaurus (12/30/2012) [-]
**ganjasaurus rolls 268** trips bitch!
User avatar #216 to #215 - theivindon (12/30/2012) [-]
ofcoure, mine are not to be found
#6 - puccypirateisback **User deleted account** (12/29/2012) [-]
#199 to #197 - anon (12/30/2012) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!
The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.
Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

YOU HAVE TO SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!!
THE WORLD HAS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!!!
#75 - peacetrooper (12/30/2012) [-]
Haha, necrophilia.
#20 - holdonwaitwut (12/29/2012) [-]
Genuinely made me laugh.
+1.
#4 - occamsrazor (12/29/2012) [-]
the corpse
#11 - kieranbaker ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
Things you can say about a cadaver at a funeral, but not your girlfriend.
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User avatar #139 to #11 - primerpower (12/30/2012) [-]
I actually have seen a cadaver
#18 to #11 - dereken (12/29/2012) [-]
She's dead.
User avatar #48 to #11 - someponynew (12/30/2012) [-]
She was so cold, but then i put my dick in her.
User avatar #30 to #11 - edwinke (12/29/2012) [-]
c'mon loosen up, your so tight these days
User avatar #21 to #11 - commontroll ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
You could have spared to lose a few pounds...
User avatar #49 to #11 - fooljamable (12/30/2012) [-]
That dress actually does make you look fat.
User avatar #45 to #11 - eddiethead (12/30/2012) [-]
I put her 6 feet under
User avatar #13 to #11 - octaviano (12/29/2012) [-]
It exists.
User avatar #28 to #11 - Kamesakke (12/29/2012) [-]
That make up makes you look like a whore.
User avatar #12 to #11 - ZalgotheImminent (12/29/2012) [-]
Very engaging.
User avatar #16 to #11 - ykaliber ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
"Now we can be alone at last"
#7 - lnyanchl (12/29/2012) [-]
Things not to do at a funeral.   
>an alcohol
Things not to do at a funeral.
>an alcohol
#81 to #7 - aflyingtoaster (12/30/2012) [-]
Why am I laughing? That barely even made sense.
Why am I laughing? That barely even made sense.
User avatar #2 - pupak (12/29/2012) [-]
why the **** not
User avatar #5 to #2 - mountainyard (12/29/2012) [-]
Because... well... DRYNESS!
But if you bring lube, I suppose it's k.
#127 - slashtrey (12/30/2012) [-]
things not to do at a funeral    
   
>shrooms
things not to do at a funeral

>shrooms
#46 - creosote (12/30/2012) [-]
Hi, yeah, sorry, I'm not sure if I heard you right? Did you say what NOT to do? Oh gee
#1 - fuckingblowfish (12/29/2012) [-]
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<Things not to do at a funeral
#131 - thedarkestrogue (12/30/2012) [-]
That rocket launcher looks like he has a huge dick.
User avatar #133 to #131 - perfectconfusion (12/30/2012) [-]
Trans-content humor, brave.
#134 to #133 - thedarkestrogue (12/30/2012) [-]
Not sure how well its going to go over. First ever attempt.
#149 - owmyballsack (12/30/2012) [-]
**owmyballsack rolled a random image posted in comment #388688 at Anime &amp; Manga ** mountainyard...more like brokeback mountainyard with dat description.
**owmyballsack rolled a random image posted in comment #388688 at Anime & Manga ** mountainyard...more like brokeback mountainyard with dat description.
User avatar #219 to #149 - mountainyard (12/30/2012) [-]
Nice! Though with yours, I can't really take it very seriously.. I've never thouhgt of my nickname as brokeback Mountainyard.. This will be fun!
User avatar #143 - tehlulzbringer (12/30/2012) [-]
that's a sexual reference
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