Never thought of it that way. . Nice guys are always getting mad when they see girls they like dating assholes, butturt imagine how US assholes feel when we see
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Never thought of it that way

Nice guys are always getting mad when they see girls they like dating
assholes, butturt imagine how US assholes feel when we see a girl we
like dating a nice guy.
It' s twice as infuriating for us... because we are assholes.
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#3 - pokemonstheshiz ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
#27 to #3 - bummerdrummer (12/29/2012) [-]
my first thought was, "didnt ghandi say that? wait, **** ...."
#160 - slashtrey (12/30/2012) [-]
>act like an asshole
>girl falls for a nice guy
>act like a nice guy
>girl falls for an asshole

>mfw
#261 to #260 - slashtrey (01/03/2013) [-]
>be me   
>			****		 you up in bowling   
>feel bad   
>throw the next game   
>			****		 was so cash.   
   
>mfw
>be me
> **** you up in bowling
>feel bad
>throw the next game
> **** was so cash.

>mfw
#162 to #160 - anon (12/30/2012) [-]
Maybe you're just ugly.
#4 - anon (12/29/2012) [-]
Anon here, there are a few reasons why the the nice guy doesn't get the girl.

1. The girl is a complete bitch, and you're too caught up in her looks and how good a "friend" she is to realise that these's a girl at the back of the class hoping upon hope you'll just look at her.

2. You're just not good with talking in general. Not a very social person, and I understand, but you can't just hope some girl will talk to you. Put a little effort in. Go out there and talk. Just be sure when you get to talking, it's not that bitch I referred to in example 1.

3.You're just not that attractive. Don't take that too harshly, man. Just brush up, get a hair cut, hit the gym. Feeling confident means looking confident.

I'm running out of ideas here. Any questions just ask, I will reply.
#34 to #4 - xgeneration ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
**xgeneration rolled a random image posted in comment #16 at Mr.T here to save the day **
Number 2 is exactly me, the feels.
User avatar #33 to #4 - hadzz ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
Any question you say? What is the meaning of life?
User avatar #222 to #33 - gaynigger (12/30/2012) [-]
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#9 to #4 - olafskii (12/29/2012) [-]
do u know how to get rid of pimples?
and if I brush my teeth regulary will they become whiter or should I go to the dentist to get them whitened?
User avatar #35 to #9 - xgeneration ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
Try some face wash for the pimples or do what the guy below me said.
And for the teeth just brush them regulary, try to change the toothpaste every once in awhile too.
User avatar #36 to #35 - xgeneration ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
regularly*
User avatar #20 to #9 - odio (12/29/2012) [-]
a towel on your pillow works most of the time
#50 to #20 - olafskii (12/30/2012) [-]
ive always wondered how does that work?does the towel absorb these pimples or something?
#90 to #50 - anon (12/30/2012) [-]
Not really, some small improvement
#171 to #50 - anon (12/30/2012) [-]
A lot of oil can build up on your pillow case unless you change it everyday and think about it your face is touching it for like 8 hours a day so it definitely does help some people.
#26 to #4 - babyanalraper (12/29/2012) [-]
Sorry, this is not a question D:

But I've learned that women love what they can't get. The fault that many men make is that they become slaves for their desired woman. She doesn't mind having someone who's up for ANYTHING, but she's no attracted by it. Therefore, without being cold or anything, be moderately interested; DON'T text her every time you see her online, or all the time on you phone; DON'T reply instantly, make her think that you're doing stuff. She must feel a need to earn you approval, not be overwhelmed by it.

Another fault I've noticed amongst men is the platonic approach to their godess. If anyone has read the book "The Collector", you'll know exactly what I'm talking about. Anyway, women like sex as well, and from my experience, they don't mind if you're a bit cheeky. For instance: She says "brb shower", you answer "pics or it ain't true", "need any help lathering your back" or something like that. I guess this is what "assholes" do, they dare to hit on the girl.

But, as I said, women enjoy sex as well. Thus, don't expect the most beautiful lady you've ever met to fall for you unless you're decent looking yourself. And whilst some are born beauty, pretty much everyone can obtain it by tending to their hygiene and working out; it will improve your general look as well, I promise (as anon said in his 3rd point).

Finally, you're not always lucky in the game of love, and sometimes it might be wiser to forfeit and open your eyes for other girls. It's not like you're capable of only loving one person, and it's a lot nicer caring for someone who cares back instead of wasting energy with no refund. And when you've been in a few relationships, gained some experience and confidence, your chances on getting THAT girl will be considerably higher, should you still love her.

TL;DR: Don't lock target on one woman; don't act like you're not attracted by her and don't try to please her in every possible way.

Warning, does not apply to everyone
#43 to #26 - masteh (12/30/2012) [-]
Sorry, this is a question

What the **** kinda name is that?
#239 to #43 - babyanalraper (12/30/2012) [-]
A ******* good name, and a good name for ******* !
User avatar #119 to #26 - ovary (12/30/2012) [-]
Like im gonna take relationship advice from a guy named babyanalraper
User avatar #240 to #119 - babyanalraper (12/30/2012) [-]
Also works on children
#167 to #26 - anon (12/30/2012) [-]
Guys please ignore this, er, person's username and listen to them! I'm a girl and I've seen many attempts to answer the question "I'm a nice guy why did she friendzone me boo hoo" but this is the most spot on advice I've seen. I love that you included the bit about "I guess this is what 'assholes' do, they dare to hit on the girl." because that is so ******* true. Don't go overboard with this though, that's the key and for some girls will make them act sexier, here's a little example, if she does something hot, tell her "wow haha that was pretty hot" or something of the like, don't be like "omggg that was SOOOO sexyyyyy :D" because then she won't try because she thinks that you see her as a sex goddess already. That's just my thoughts on hitting on girls, even though I could probably go on forever just cause I love fj guys so much and I want you all to be happy :) I really could not care less if this gets thumbs, just trying to help
User avatar #241 to #167 - babyanalraper (12/30/2012) [-]
Not much use getting thumbs as an anon anyway ^^ But I'm glad that you can verify the tips as a girl. I've seen too many depressive cases of people trying to earn the love of a woman by worshipping her, and so far, no happiness has sprung from it.
User avatar #127 to #26 - mahnamesjakers ONLINE (12/30/2012) [-]
This is true, until I got my first girlfriend I thought that girls were never in the mood to do anything sex related. I found out that they're just the same as guys, they just hide it better.
User avatar #123 - juciefruit ONLINE (12/30/2012) [-]
Judging from the comments just about every single boy on fj thinks that hes a "nice guy" that deserves to be with his crush. It's like going on facebook and looking at all the pictures of women with their tits hanging out saying, "I deserve to be with my prince charming who likes me for my mind." stfu about it already, even if you're the nicest guy in the world that doesn't mean that women are bitches for not liking you. Stop crying over it. And I am willing to bet that every guy who claims to be the "nice guy" wont go out with a nice girl who likes him but isn't pretty. Sometimes girls don't just want a nice guy, sometimes they want more than some clingy ass ************ crying all the time about being too nice. stfu about it and stop crying
User avatar #125 to #123 - skysailor (12/30/2012) [-]
I agree completely. People need to realize that there are more qualities to someone and to relationships in general than how nice people are.
User avatar #25 - helenwheels (12/29/2012) [-]
Or maybe you should stop talking like females have a collective hive mind with all the same preferences and desires.
Girls like it when...
girls hate it when
girls don't like me

Stop it, girls hate that **** .
#31 to #25 - anon (12/29/2012) [-]
fag
#42 to #31 - anon (12/29/2012) [-]
He is probably not a fag. I enjoyed that joke. But he can be if he wants to.
User avatar #37 to #25 - richardastley ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
Tell us not to do something.

Conclude your argument with an example of what you told us not to do.
#38 to #37 - anon (12/29/2012) [-]
I reckon it's called a joke.
User avatar #44 to #37 - helenwheels (12/30/2012) [-]
Anon is correct my friend, it was indeed a joke.
User avatar #46 to #44 - richardastley ONLINE (12/30/2012) [-]
Well **** ... I guess I just went full retard...
User avatar #59 to #46 - helenwheels (12/30/2012) [-]
Its okay, we all do from time to time.
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#32 to #25 - anon (12/29/2012) [-]
and yet they do the same ******** with guys. double standards
#41 to #25 - anon (12/29/2012) [-]
Good joke. +1 Green thumb.
User avatar #98 - rdangerdash (12/30/2012) [-]
How about instead of being a "nice guy" you just treat her like a normal human being. Acting like some clingy kiss ass isn't really going to help. Making her see that you are someone she can get along with and hang out with might. I don't see why people are so hung up on the idea of being a "nice guy". How about being an actual person for once.
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User avatar #130 to #98 - divinecreator (12/30/2012) [-]
they're hung up on being nice guys because thats what bitches say they want but they dont really mean it
#105 - veenet (12/30/2012) [-]
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#117 to #105 - deathzor (12/30/2012) [-]
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#138 - wanicochil (12/30/2012) [-]
And in the comments below   
   
You will find "Nice guys"   
Girls that try to explain why they go for assholes but come off as dumb   
Guys that are saying they are assholes and/or alpha   
And then people complaining about the previous 3 listed   
   
Enjoy your stay at FJ comments section, where your thoughts are our number one priority
And in the comments below

You will find "Nice guys"
Girls that try to explain why they go for assholes but come off as dumb
Guys that are saying they are assholes and/or alpha
And then people complaining about the previous 3 listed

Enjoy your stay at FJ comments section, where your thoughts are our number one priority
User avatar #169 to #138 - buttplugmaster (12/30/2012) [-]
"Where your thoughts are our number one priority" Mysides.jpg
#194 to #138 - greatcornholio (12/30/2012) [-]
Don't forget the infamous mind reading asians.
User avatar #140 to #138 - lolkoi (12/30/2012) [-]
NO ONE ELSE COMMENT. This is perfect.
User avatar #158 to #138 - varvaki (12/30/2012) [-]
damnit i started cracking up when i saw vegata's left eye starting to drift off
#143 to #138 - damago (12/30/2012) [-]
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#65 - creosote (12/30/2012) [-]
Yeah, it's because we're nice that they don't date us. How about because we're clingy and don't know how to even go about making the transition from friend to boyfriend?
Yeah, it's because we're nice that they don't date us. How about because we're clingy and don't know how to even go about making the transition from friend to boyfriend?
#107 to #65 - anon (12/30/2012) [-]
transitioning s annoying....i liek to start out dating.
#70 to #65 - creosote (12/30/2012) [-]
Oh God, how foolish of me! I stated from personal experience of what prevents me and many other men from forming a meaningful relationship with a woman, instead of concluding that it's because I'm too good of a person for the shallower sex!
Oh God, how foolish of me! I stated from personal experience of what prevents me and many other men from forming a meaningful relationship with a woman, instead of concluding that it's because I'm too good of a person for the shallower sex!
#73 to #70 - anon (12/30/2012) [-]
I don't know what the **** you tried to say in both of your posts, so I'm going to assume you are British.
#155 to #73 - pokemonstheshiz ONLINE (12/30/2012) [-]
I'm sorry dear, I'm afraid I don't speak that dreadful crumpet language of yours. You must learn to speak American properly.
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User avatar #79 to #76 - creosote (12/30/2012) [-]
Did you mean to reply to Anon just now?
#102 - anon (12/30/2012) [-]
that is the stupidest opinion i've ever read
User avatar #141 to #102 - dustyshane (12/30/2012) [-]
You may be new to the internet then/
#84 - bangsaidthegun (12/30/2012) [-]
The comment section for this post
#87 to #84 - creosote (12/30/2012) [-]
More like the comment section for this whole site.
More like the comment section for this whole site.
#96 to #87 - Keoul (12/30/2012) [-]
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#15 - wolfdogone (12/29/2012) [-]
MFW I tried to thumb this up only to realize I did so at 5 AM this morning
MFW I tried to thumb this up only to realize I did so at 5 AM this morning
#210 - AnonymousDonor (12/30/2012) [-]
so in other words guys will get mad no matter who girls date

moral of the story: all problems caused by bitches
#122 - messager (12/30/2012) [-]
i feel like this gets analyzed way too much. just be yourself and you'll find the right person eventually. there's a lot of ways to define "nice" anyways.
User avatar #74 - Lintutu (12/30/2012) [-]
if you're a "nice guy" getting mad because someone won't date you, then you're not really nice now are you? Just another pathetic asshole
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#78 to #74 - Lintutu (12/30/2012) [-]
also this, worth the read about WHY you're in the friendzone
#85 to #78 - andrewjla (12/30/2012) [-]
holy **** . thank you for this. If you were a girl, I'd give you a hug. how bout a brofist?
User avatar #93 to #78 - creosote (12/30/2012) [-]
I don't fit under most of this, but just enough to feel like a total ass.
User avatar #86 to #78 - spidahridah (12/30/2012) [-]
Well, that's all true in a lot of cases. However, some girls go for actual assholes, just because of his state of popularity, etc, just because she wants the status resulting from that.
#101 to #78 - laxbeast (12/30/2012) [-]
let me preface what will surly be a long winded remark with i had to sign in to write this, because not that you care but whatever i dont do it often. while alot of this is true, trying to be something your not wont help. there isnt really a difference between trying and trying to hard, if you have to try at all to try to win someones affection, chances are that there out of your league. and even if it happens from my personal experience i can honestly say that it will probably end poorly. its the relationships that happen organically, without you trying or forcing it that end up being the ones to treasure. and if there is someone that you like that your to shy to fess up your true feelings, your a dick, an asshole and a prick, friends dont keep secrets. put it on the table and let her deal with it, if she cant deal with it then thats her problem, but chances are if you tell her your feelings it will have an impact, because shed have to be a cold hearted bitch to not be the least bit touched and if she is one than you shouldnt want anything to do with her anyways. also coming from a guy who straddles the asshole/nice guy line depending who hes talking to, chances are these assholes are just being a dick to you because they can and they think its funny, but dont worry word travels and it will bite their ass later. also have this gif because you read this whole damn thing
let me preface what will surly be a long winded remark with i had to sign in to write this, because not that you care but whatever i dont do it often. while alot of this is true, trying to be something your not wont help. there isnt really a difference between trying and trying to hard, if you have to try at all to try to win someones affection, chances are that there out of your league. and even if it happens from my personal experience i can honestly say that it will probably end poorly. its the relationships that happen organically, without you trying or forcing it that end up being the ones to treasure. and if there is someone that you like that your to shy to fess up your true feelings, your a dick, an asshole and a prick, friends dont keep secrets. put it on the table and let her deal with it, if she cant deal with it then thats her problem, but chances are if you tell her your feelings it will have an impact, because shed have to be a cold hearted bitch to not be the least bit touched and if she is one than you shouldnt want anything to do with her anyways. also coming from a guy who straddles the asshole/nice guy line depending who hes talking to, chances are these assholes are just being a dick to you because they can and they think its funny, but dont worry word travels and it will bite their ass later. also have this gif because you read this whole damn thing
#148 to #78 - anon (12/30/2012) [-]
Thank you, I needed that... (no sarcasm)
User avatar #80 to #74 - spidahridah (12/30/2012) [-]
I think most of them would mostly get sad, rather than mad. But hey, sadness can lead to madness.

Hue, I'm such a rhymer.
#208 - PedoBearFTW (12/30/2012) [-]
I liked a friend of mine, who was a "nice guy" for over a year, and when word finally got out that I liked him, he said that we're just gonna be friends and that it's not his fault he "hasn't found the perfect girl", and that his problem is that he's "just too picky". I've also been friendzoned by an asshole guy too, so it works both ways.
#161 - crazyoljew (12/30/2012) [-]
Serves you guys right. You get the girl 3/4 of the time, anyways
#132 - anon (12/30/2012) [-]
Ha Ha Ha.
I'm a fag.
#71 - Metallicock (12/30/2012) [-]
Well you're an asshole, you deserve it
#190 - justthisonepost **User deleted account** (12/30/2012) [-]
I'm not a nice guy, or an asshole. I'm just kind of there, and if I do talk, the things that come out of my mouth are sarcastic, or making a joke about myself or someone else.
I do not know what that makes me.
#192 to #190 - curtt (12/30/2012) [-]
a faggot
User avatar #227 to #190 - saxophan (12/30/2012) [-]
At least you don't try and put on a show.
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