Coooool.. . The fact that this sea creature looks exactly like a rock with guts is not even the weirdest thing sheet it. It' s also completely immobile like a r
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Coooool.

The fact that this sea creature looks exactly
like a rock with guts is not even the weirdest
thing sheet it. It' s also completely immobile
like a rock - it eats by sucking in water and
filtering out microorganisms - and its deer
blood mysteriously secretes a rare mineral
called vanadium. Also, it' s born male,
becomes hermaphroditic at puberty, and
reproduces by teasing clouds of sperm and
eggs inte the water and hoping
they kneel: tegether.
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#41 - diablojoe (12/29/2012) [-]
well, that's one mystery solved....
well, that's one mystery solved....
User avatar #14 - anonemous (12/29/2012) [-]
so it just sits there eating and masturbating.......
#126 to #14 - shdwlnk (12/30/2012) [-]
and you thought that clear liquid was his blood.
User avatar #21 to #14 - faggotishshit (12/29/2012) [-]
Sounds like me.
#15 to #14 - stegosaurusrah (12/29/2012) [-]
reminds me of something...
#242 to #15 - therealslim (12/30/2012) [-]
Someone had me try to use photoshop to make him look normal
Even with photoshop I gave up after like 2 hours and cried on the floor
#313 to #242 - greasychesticles (12/30/2012) [-]
What the **** have you done
User avatar #412 to #242 - eatmaishorts (12/30/2012) [-]
**** i tried..


i was kinda high
#409 to #242 - jibb (12/30/2012) [-]
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#408 to #15 - zackygates **User deleted account** (12/30/2012) [-]
Which reminds of this guy from powerpuff girls..
#124 to #15 - firecrotchq (12/30/2012) [-]
i know this guy is a meme, but who exactly is he?
#10 - wotanpiky (12/29/2012) [-]
i found my new pet
#34 to #10 - SunilCCXXXVII **User deleted account** (12/29/2012) [-]
You get my thumb for being first one about the pet rock
#84 - joemand (12/29/2012) [-]
It all makes sense now!
#30 - tonlynx (12/29/2012) [-]
Does this mean I can finally have a pet rock?
#363 - unclebub (12/30/2012) [-]
And there they saw a rock

But it wasn't a rock

It was a Rock....Lobster

ROCK LOBSTER.....
#351 - artvandelay (12/30/2012) [-]
It's natural enemy is paper.
User avatar #365 to #351 - bigmaeck (12/30/2012) [-]
Well said Sir
User avatar #386 to #351 - legionofmudkip (12/30/2012) [-]
Bravo
#399 to #351 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (12/30/2012) [-]
Oh lawd that made me laugh hard
Oh lawd that made me laugh hard
#216 - aproudpatriot (12/30/2012) [-]
This explains the "snail race" episode of spongebob
#231 to #216 - John Cena (12/30/2012) [-]
they are immobile
+5
#230 to #216 - bariumman **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #246 to #230 - aproudpatriot (12/30/2012) [-]
you have to remember, it's spongebob logic. where a crab can listen to music with his eyes and a fire can be lit under water
#49 - andyyyyyy (12/29/2012) [-]
so you CAN have a pet rock
#29 - youfayl (12/29/2012) [-]
But can it see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
#132 to #29 - John Cena (12/30/2012) [-]
Or is it what MAKES kids love cinnamon toast crunch?
User avatar #261 to #132 - zedd (12/30/2012) [-]
The joke is over...
#1 - rmoran (12/29/2012) [-]
Because the name wasn't given:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pyura_chilensis
User avatar #22 to #1 - faggotishshit (12/29/2012) [-]
I wanna put my dick in one of those holes
#284 - hentaisweetie (12/30/2012) [-]
>Gives a run-down of creatures info from how it eats, reproduces, and how it's born
>Leave out the creatures name
User avatar #108 - sepheroth (12/30/2012) [-]
Immobile, hermaphroditic, sucks a lot, and shoots sperm everywhere?
Reminds me of OP!
#43 - roelrollx (12/29/2012) [-]
Patricks beauty (rocky)
User avatar #11 - viscerys (12/29/2012) [-]
That may well be the most useless organism in existence...
User avatar #12 to #11 - Rikari (12/29/2012) [-]
you forgot justin bieber.
#57 to #11 - kingpongthedon (12/29/2012) [-]
"secretes a rare mineral"

If you piss gold, you're useful, even if you do **** else with the rest of your life.
#94 to #57 - hillbillypowpow ONLINE (12/30/2012) [-]
rare doesn't mean useful
#102 to #94 - kingpongthedon (12/30/2012) [-]
"Vanadium is used for treating diabetes, low blood sugar, high cholesterol, heart disease, tuberculosis, syphilis, a form of “tired blood” (anemia), and water retention (edema); for improving athletic performance in weight training; and for preventing cancer." From WebMD.
#122 to #102 - hillbillypowpow ONLINE (12/30/2012) [-]
Well maybe in this case
Well maybe in this case
#164 - TheCynic (12/30/2012) [-]
"Yeah, I made that just to **** with you guys."
User avatar #58 - thereisaguy (12/29/2012) [-]
Man could you imagine being a kid at the beach and kicking the rock and just having blood spray out of it? That **** would be terrifying.
#207 - comeatmebrother (12/30/2012) [-]
I bet that ****** beats paper
#77 - bloofy (12/29/2012) [-]
But can it see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?
#107 to #77 - theholyblade ONLINE (12/30/2012) [-]
Oh god. My sides.
Oh god. My sides.
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