Philosoraptors!. Found on FB. Philosoraptors! Found on FB
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#9 - fancyshark
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(12/29/2012) [-]
#10 to #9 - funnyfuuuuuu
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#11 to #10 - fancyshark
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#26 to #11 - nevrit
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(12/30/2012) [-]
Classy
#22 to #11 - sphincterface
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(12/30/2012) [-]
Thats ****** fancy
#15 - aesis
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#21 - hakusprite **User deleted account**
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#23 - Cambro
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(12/30/2012) [-]
Sloths took up the business after the raptors became extinct.

Also, you graar so a female hears you in the hope that she is your mate. You want a mate so your species can continue. Your genes tell you that you want a mate. You are overcome with hormones and simply want to bone her. You simply want to bone her because your brain isn't advanced enough to experience phenomena such as love because you lack the chemicals. You follow this pattern because your are a creature in the evolutionary chain. You graar, therefore you are.
#25 to #23 - sergeantwazup
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(12/30/2012) [-]
but why does she want to hear a graar?
#27 to #23 - slimtheshady
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(12/30/2012) [-]
Sir, I just wanted to tell you, that this was quite possibly one of the best comments I've ever had the pleasure of reading. Not only did you manage to discuss the scientific philosophy of the content correctly without sounding either pompous or retarded, but you also incorporated a clever humor and wit that had me chuckling. Bravo, sir, bravo.
#20 - TheBanana
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(12/30/2012) [-]
i want a velociraptor
#36 to #20 - anon
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(12/30/2012) [-]
It would probably kill you.
#18 - qballextraction
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#29 - thatonetyler
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(12/30/2012) [-]
they RAWR
they RAWR
#31 - gooodmeasure
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(12/30/2012) [-]
And thus, philosoraptor was born!
#13 - darklit
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(12/30/2012) [-]
#16 - younglegend
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(12/30/2012) [-]
wait..... they can reach their heads???
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