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#2 - kongalkohol (12/29/2012) [-]
You forgot the most famous OP.
#1 - fistoftheaxis (12/29/2012) [-]
"I am drugs" sounds like a russian guy claiming he is high.   
   
"Hey, Ivan, you drunk or something?"    
   
"No, I am drugs."
"I am drugs" sounds like a russian guy claiming he is high.

"Hey, Ivan, you drunk or something?"

"No, I am drugs."
User avatar #99 to #1 - infineks (12/30/2012) [-]
>Implying Russians simply get drunk
User avatar #3 to #1 - chaoscustoms (12/29/2012) [-]
why cant i stop laughing?
User avatar #13 to #3 - vanhoutte (12/29/2012) [-]
Because that is some funny **** right there.
#16 to #1 - occamsrazor (12/29/2012) [-]
MFW im a russian stoner
User avatar #27 to #1 - baditch (12/29/2012) [-]
Sounds like the Russian was an alchohol.
User avatar #21 to #1 - ArcticYak (12/29/2012) [-]
apology for poor english

when were you when ivan drugged?

i was sat on funnyjunk when fistoftheaxis rings

"ivan is drugs"

"no"
#15 - jpg (12/29/2012) [-]
#30 - Drumachine (12/29/2012) [-]
zip zop biddly boppity bip ba pudding ~ Bill Cosby
#146 - rel (12/30/2012) [-]
I met Stephen Colbert yesterday!
I'm still reveling in his glory.

Pic related, it's him and me.
User avatar #151 to #146 - onkii (12/30/2012) [-]
what was he like?
User avatar #153 to #151 - rel (12/30/2012) [-]
He was really nice.
See, he sat RIGHT in front of me in the movie, and I walked out in the lobby and went, "Oh my god!" and then all I could muster up was, "Nice to meet you!" He shook my hand and said, "Nice to meet you too!"
I went outside with my friend and we screamed like little girls. Then I asked her, "Tess, can you take a picture of me and him?" She said yes, so I went back in and asked him, and he said, "Of course! Especially for a fan!"
I told him that he made a cripple's day, and we talked about Ian McKellen together. He was a lovely person and so sweet.
User avatar #158 to #153 - onkii (12/30/2012) [-]
i'm so jealous of you. i worship that guy
User avatar #159 to #158 - rel (12/30/2012) [-]
I may have peed a little.
User avatar #191 to #159 - torexofthenight (12/30/2012) [-]
I hate to ask but, cripple?
User avatar #192 to #191 - rel (12/30/2012) [-]
Tore my ACL, just got knee surgery 3 weeks ago. Takes a while to heal up.
User avatar #195 to #192 - torexofthenight (12/30/2012) [-]
I'm sorry to hear that, I wish you a speedy recovery, sorry for prying. I have Systemic Juvenile Rheumatoid Arthritis, so I was a little curious as to what you meant.
#196 to #146 - aerosol (12/30/2012) [-]
MFW this will never happen to me.
MFW this will never happen to me.
User avatar #154 to #146 - jwash (12/30/2012) [-]
He lives right down the street from me. I live in Charleston, SC. I see him all the time. He's pretty cool.
#182 to #154 - pokemonstheshiz (12/30/2012) [-]
He may be your next Senator :D
User avatar #155 to #154 - rel (12/30/2012) [-]
Ummm...dude, he lives in Montclair, New Jersey.
User avatar #156 to #155 - jwash (12/30/2012) [-]
When he's not filming or on a break he lives on Sullivan's island. He's from here too.
#172 to #156 - sanbichemabob (12/30/2012) [-]
i can confirm this, i'm sullivan's island
#207 to #172 - anon (12/30/2012) [-]
i can confirm this, i am Sullivan.
User avatar #157 to #156 - rel (12/30/2012) [-]
Are you sure it's him? I'm pretty sure he primarily lives in NJ.
User avatar #161 to #154 - dustyshane (12/30/2012) [-]
Where in Charleston do you live?
User avatar #216 to #161 - jwash (12/30/2012) [-]
My parents live on Sullivan's but I live in Mt Pleasant.
#47 - derak (12/29/2012) [-]
User avatar #167 - xxkillionarexx (12/30/2012) [-]



- Hellen Keller
User avatar #141 - hiamamalu ONLINE (12/30/2012) [-]
Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, *sniff* maybe. I have yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet.
-The Heavy from TF2
#62 - felixjarl (12/30/2012) [-]
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My favorite.
User avatar #67 to #62 - robotekk ONLINE (12/30/2012) [-]
Wait, that describes 4chan's problem nowadays perfectly
User avatar #70 to #67 - Johannarin (12/30/2012) [-]
not to mention facebook.

and funnyjunk ... the whole damn internet infact.
User avatar #74 to #70 - robotekk ONLINE (12/30/2012) [-]
No, just 4chan. All those other sites were made up of idiots to begin with.
#55 - sixfootfive (12/30/2012) [-]
"Last week I ****** her with a parsnip. I then sold the parsnip to a family with four small children."

- Ted
#206 to #55 - jumba (12/30/2012) [-]
That took guts. We need guts. I'm promoting you.
#230 to #206 - sixfootfive (12/30/2012) [-]
...you got a lot of problems, don't ya.
#12 - FAILtim (12/29/2012) [-]
*COUGH*.
User avatar #111 to #12 - nathanielcockburn (12/30/2012) [-]
4chan in a nutshell
#112 to #111 - FAILtim (12/30/2012) [-]
Can't find the one that ends in :
Give him a mask and he'll call you a ****** .
#175 to #112 - Wazzy (12/30/2012) [-]
i have this one
#231 to #175 - FAILtim (12/30/2012) [-]
ah thank you. have another 4chanish one back
#24 to #12 - anon (12/29/2012) [-]
for a moment there i thought the quote was made up and made just for fj
#130 to #12 - bobsagetissocool (12/30/2012) [-]
That's not Descartes in the picture, nor is that Descartes' quotation.
User avatar #14 to #12 - asbrustle (12/29/2012) [-]
This guy doesn't look like Descartes at all. He does seem to be French though.
User avatar #150 to #14 - andalitemadness (12/30/2012) [-]
That looks to be Voltaire.
#144 - backwardsracecar (12/30/2012) [-]
you can't trust everything you see on the internet.
-Abraham Lincoln
#148 to #144 - amuter ONLINE (12/30/2012) [-]
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User avatar #81 to #78 - sparkletwy (12/30/2012) [-]
Knock Knock

Who is it?

An alcohol
User avatar #106 to #81 - Dwarf (12/30/2012) [-]
An alcohol who?
User avatar #46 - optimos (12/29/2012) [-]
"That's what"
-She
#126 to #46 - zinton (12/30/2012) [-]
I got a shirt that says that for Christmas! (This is actually pretty irrelevant)
#20 - derpage (12/29/2012) [-]
The most famous quote.
#149 - ovary (12/30/2012) [-]
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I love star trek
#125 - ghostrollerelite (12/30/2012) [-]
-Shepard
#79 - makethingsworse (12/30/2012) [-]
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#83 to #82 - makethingsworse (12/30/2012) [-]
- John Cleese
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