Italians. . If falt Italian Musn' t taille Mms Is that fit ssteesh [ ?. I'm Italian and we don't just use our hands, we use our bodies, our tone, our feet, and our minds... We are omnipotent and all-powerful beings. Bow down to us!!
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User avatar #20 to #3 - mlpokeyuan ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #67 to #3 - daentraya (12/29/2012) [-]
... What it mean?
User avatar #70 to #67 - abesimpson ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
It kinda means "what the **** ?", italians aren't the only one to use these kind of expressions when they talk
User avatar #94 to #70 - novren (12/29/2012) [-]
You're right, Argentinians do it too.
User avatar #106 to #94 - abesimpson ONLINE (12/30/2012) [-]
That was what I was thinking (my parents are argentine) ;)
User avatar #72 to #70 - daentraya (12/29/2012) [-]
Ahh.. I just needed to know the phrase before it made complete sense with the sign
#17 to #3 - kmichel ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
THANK YOU

I came back from Italy, and I couldn't stop doing that for like 2 weeks.
#15 - cashosaur (12/29/2012) [-]
I have a deaf friend that broke both of his arms in a motorcycle accident, it was a real struggle for him. He couldn't fap for 8 months
User avatar #8 - skrynox (12/29/2012) [-]
I'm Italian and we don't just use our hands, we use our bodies, our tone, our feet, and our minds... We are omnipotent and all-powerful beings. Bow down to us!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAPASTAHAHAHAA!!
#22 to #8 - enigmaster (12/29/2012) [-]
itallians are douchebags... asdfghjklqwertyuiopzxcvbnm
#29 to #22 - theaveragetard (12/29/2012) [-]
And all americans are inbred fat cunts who misuse guns everyday and claim to be in the best country ever.

See how general insults sound stupid to the rest of us? keep your ignorant opinions to yourself brah
#74 to #22 - enigmaster (12/29/2012) [-]
well played >_>
User avatar #101 to #8 - skrynox (12/29/2012) [-]
What the **** ? How is this thumbed up? I was high when I wrote this comment..

So that's the secret..
#23 to #8 - John Cena (12/29/2012) [-]
Every Italian I've met is an asshole and/or ignorant. Say anything, and if they don't like it, all of their family members will kill you.

Twice.
#28 to #23 - theaveragetard (12/29/2012) [-]
That's funny cause you're probably in the USA and it's probably one of those italian wannabes, or only have italian roots. I'm italian, living in Italy, I never got threatened by anyone in my life. Well of course, if you met someone from Rome or southern italy, then it's different. That's like the ******* jungle man, people get shot there. I live in the master pure northern part of the country, where (almost, due to the economical situation) everyone has a job and lives almost happily.
User avatar #58 to #28 - skrynox (12/29/2012) [-]
I find-a your lack-a faith disturbink.

to be honest, I'm 50% Italian on my mom's side, and my great grandmother on my dad's side was a nazi. No joke. I always feel as though I'm fighting myself..
User avatar #30 to #28 - foxxywithpaws (12/29/2012) [-]
C-can I move in with you?
#31 to #30 - theaveragetard (12/29/2012) [-]
I'm 20, and still living with my parents (yes, I have to confirm you this, the habit of staying with your parents until you are 30 is very frequent here. It's hard to leave mom's comforts for us, and most of us can't even start living on their own due to money difficulties), plus I can see you're dutch. I like dutch people :>  As soon as I can find a home to live by myself in, you are definitely welcome :>   
   
   
   
Gif not even slightly related
I'm 20, and still living with my parents (yes, I have to confirm you this, the habit of staying with your parents until you are 30 is very frequent here. It's hard to leave mom's comforts for us, and most of us can't even start living on their own due to money difficulties), plus I can see you're dutch. I like dutch people :> As soon as I can find a home to live by myself in, you are definitely welcome :>



Gif not even slightly related
#48 to #31 - bluelips (12/29/2012) [-]
all of my friends (me too, of course) still live with their parents aswell.   
Also here's a typical italian cat using body language
all of my friends (me too, of course) still live with their parents aswell.
Also here's a typical italian cat using body language
User avatar #57 to #48 - skrynox (12/29/2012) [-]
It's funny because when my family gets together (We're all Italian) all of us are gesturing and moving around so much, it looks like everyone has tourettes.
User avatar #32 to #31 - foxxywithpaws (12/29/2012) [-]
I'm 20 as well and we pretty much have the same habit (age varries across the country).

I've been on vacation to Lago di Garda, twice to the Lago Maggiore and once to the Po-delta and visited Venice. I can honestly tell you I'm in love with Italy.
User avatar #33 to #32 - theaveragetard (12/29/2012) [-]
I'm glad you enjoyed the northern part of italy :D not many tourists actually do that (I still can't figure out why Lago di Garda is so full of dutch tourists :P) I can't deny that, in terms of tourism, you can pretty much decide any location here in italy, but i think that from Tuscany and below there's much more to see (if you're planning a beach holiday and stuff like that) I live pretty close to Milano, but I guess you didn't visit that :P
User avatar #35 to #33 - foxxywithpaws (12/29/2012) [-]
The Dutch are pretty much pack animals, going en masse to the French Riviera, Spanish Costa del Sol and what remains goes to Lago di Garda. It's silly.
The beaches don't really interest me, they're pretty much the same everywhere you go, I rather head into the old cities. c:

The closest I've been to Milano is probably Bergamo.
User avatar #36 to #35 - theaveragetard (12/29/2012) [-]
My girlfriend is from a town near bergamo so I know the place :D I like it, but the accent from bergamo is so funny i can barely hold a conversation with locals :')
User avatar #37 to #36 - foxxywithpaws (12/29/2012) [-]
Somehow, for some reason I didn't notice the accent. :P
It's a beautiful city, we went up to the old city by cogtrain.
#63 to #8 - italiancoolguy (12/29/2012) [-]
sì noi siamo i vostri dei stolti! (yes we are your gods, fools!)
#77 to #8 - John Cena (12/29/2012) [-]
Omnipotent and all-powerful are synonyms.
#24 to #8 - John Cena (12/29/2012) [-]
Louie Spence does the same thing.
User avatar #11 to #8 - prepareuranas (12/29/2012) [-]
BARBARIE BOEBI? BOORBOORI BARBARIE BARBARIE BARBARE
User avatar #18 to #8 - garaichu (12/29/2012) [-]
Lost it at PASTA.
#65 to #8 - angelmaycry (12/29/2012) [-]
That moment you find out that you are not the only Italian on this site!
#27 - tazze (12/29/2012) [-]
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User avatar #64 to #27 - angelmaycry (12/29/2012) [-]
His words: Ma che cazzo stai a dì?

Eng: What the **** are you talking about?
#9 - mayormilkman (12/29/2012) [-]
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#10 - redlikewine (12/29/2012) [-]
i live in a pretty Italian neighborhood and this is 			*******		 hilarious
i live in a pretty Italian neighborhood and this is ******* hilarious
#1 - dessert (12/28/2012) [-]
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#66 - icameincider (12/29/2012) [-]
Why did sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms
Why couldn't sally open her present?
She has no arms
Knock Knock
whos there
not sally!
#73 - losttostars (12/29/2012) [-]
Surprised I didn't see this here yet.
Surprised I didn't see this here yet.
#103 to #73 - tazze (12/29/2012) [-]
only fujoshi like hetalia
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#92 to #86 - John Cena (12/29/2012) [-]
you're thinking a little bit more to the west of italy
#75 - oversoul (12/29/2012) [-]
I'm italian and I don't use hands while talking

or at least not so much
User avatar #80 to #75 - messerauditore (12/29/2012) [-]
You typed out that post (i.e. communicated) with your hands. Check mate.

Italians: 0
Everyone else: 1
#78 to #75 - MOFOJOYO (12/29/2012) [-]
Liar, your so Italian your post makes me read Homer talking with his hands.
User avatar #7 - vegetatheprince (12/29/2012) [-]
Yea, alittle.

I do use my hands alot when talking....
User avatar #5 - nevergetsdubs (12/29/2012) [-]
Know this feel, grew up in italian part of Brooklyn....
I use the word 'mook' almost as much as the word ' *****
#88 - DangerToManifold (12/29/2012) [-]
it would be really nice if the people using this image macro knew the definition of philosophy.
#90 to #88 - darkjustifier (12/29/2012) [-]
Now where's the fun in doing it right?
User avatar #76 - dppwrestler (12/29/2012) [-]
I'm %50 italian (Dad's side) and my mother's entire family thinks it's a ******* riot that me and my dad can't talk without using our hands :P Honestly I don't think it's that noticable
User avatar #62 - bobodevetjedan (12/29/2012) [-]
but they are loud enough anyway
User avatar #41 - javis (12/29/2012) [-]
So an Italian at a rave is really a guy talking loudly?
User avatar #26 - optimistchime (12/29/2012) [-]
They'd be mute
#2 - sorakirin (12/28/2012) [-]
It's quite possible
User avatar #21 - theblobble (12/29/2012) [-]
what do you call an italian who has had part of his foot amputated?

Rubber-toe!
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