The Temptress. . meet Gina' s wanes today. A bit nervous but nothing I can' t handle. Gonna be easy as pie! Taio' s What the hell ' up with Gina' s sisters? Oh
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The Temptress

meet Gina' s wanes
today. A bit nervous but nothing I
can' t handle. Gonna be easy
as pie!
Taio' s What
the hell ' up with
Gina' s sisters?
Oh Prichard, I' m so glad
you came. No one' s home
and I was getting so lonely.
Now I know you' re prob-
ably going to marry Gina
soon crm before you Crr' or
I need a favour from
long g to ask since the
first time I saw MEENIE
you an
TO GET
BACK TO THE CAR!! I
CAN' T BUM SEX
MONROE WITHOU-
PRICHARD
Holy
**** dick it' s Gina...
lam so screwed.
oh Pilchard you did In
In so = And
sorry bout the shouting
not there. Jun wanted
to create some
Well I wanted to check If
you were honest before I
introduced you to my
parents. so we set you up
to test your loyalty. But
moment I saw you run
towards ' can
avoiding Monroe' s sexual
advances I = knew VOU
WERE THE I' m so
sorry I doubted you.. I
hope you' re not mad at
Von know I' d never
cheat on you
Pumpkin...
That' s not
the of
...
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#6 - nippuhl (12/28/2012) [-]
This image has expired
#697 - rectophobia (12/29/2012) [-]
Cannot unsee
#81 - jlamb (12/28/2012) [-]
#743 to #81 - redJericho (12/29/2012) [-]
That French is actually incorrect
User avatar #808 to #743 - jlamb (12/29/2012) [-]
I'm sorry??? I don't know what i am supposed to say here
#735 - sjakk (12/29/2012) [-]
...so you took a Trojan commercial joke and made it comic
User avatar #787 to #735 - spanny (12/29/2012) [-]
this joke was actually a public advertisement?
User avatar #727 - deansg (12/29/2012) [-]
the original plain text version of this joke is actually funnier
#103 - arnoldbusk (12/28/2012) [-]
I heard this joke as a kid. My goodness FJ's standards have dropped.
User avatar #786 to #103 - spanny (12/29/2012) [-]
>FJ's standards have dropped
>Fj' standards
>mfw
#242 to #233 - osberget (12/29/2012) [-]
that was worth the enlarge. i am sorry i cannot post reaction pictures.
#139 - atomschlumpf (12/28/2012) [-]
this joke is so 			*******		 old...
this joke is so ******* old...
User avatar #424 to #139 - FJrulez (12/29/2012) [-]
Haha, I love how the gif just causes this voice to play in my head of a white guy saying the words in the gif.
#158 to #139 - blastauros (12/28/2012) [-]
No it's okay, because OP made it much worse
#97 - HellsSponge ONLINE (12/28/2012) [-]
#803 to #97 - ffx (12/29/2012) [-]
And somehow you end on the top comments...
User avatar #736 to #97 - simfar (12/29/2012) [-]
true, but nice to see new pictures every once in a while
User avatar #340 to #97 - garymotherfinoak (12/29/2012) [-]
fourthusername is right, get the **** out.
#793 to #97 - anon (12/29/2012) [-]
overused pictures does not make you clever or funny ****** faggot thumbwhore
#797 to #793 - anon (12/29/2012) [-]
I apologize for how stupid anons can be.
#804 to #797 - anon (12/29/2012) [-]
im just sayin thats a complete faggot way to get thumbs not clever at all he is just sayin its a repost with an image
#147 to #97 - fourthusername (12/28/2012) [-]
He took the time to write a dialogue and draw this whole comic based on a popular joke, all you did was repost this meme
#711 to #147 - crazypotato (12/29/2012) [-]
Shut your ******* face you damn DIRTY, STUCK-UP, SADISTIC, *********** , COCKSUCKING, *********** , PENIS-SMELLING, CROTCH-GRABBING, BALL-LICKING, SEMEN-DRINKING, DOG-RAPING, NAZI-LOVING, CHILD-TOUCHING, COW-HUMPING, PERVERTED, SPINELESS, HEARTLESS, MINDLESS, DICKLESS, TESTICLE-CHOKING, URINE-GARGLING, JERK-OFFING, HORSE FACE, SHEEP-FONDLING, TOILET-KISSING, SELF-CENTERED, FECES-PUKING, DILDO-SHOVING, SNOT-SPITTING, CRAP-GATHERING, BIG NOSE, MONKEY-SLAPPING, BASTARD-SCREWING, ************ , FART-KNOCKING, SACK-BUSTING, SPLOOGE-TASTING, BEAR-BLOWING, HEAD-SWALLOWING, BITCH-SNATCHING, HANDJOBBING, DONKEY-CARESSING, MUCUS-SPEWING, ANAL-PLUNGING, HO-GRABBING, UNCIRCUMSIZED, WHORE MONGERING, PISS-SWIMMING, MIDGET-MUNCHING, DOUCHE BAG, HO-BITING, CARNIVEROUS MAIL ORDER PROSTITUTE ASSHOLE.

YOU DONT KNOW **** ABOUT REPOSTS IF YOU COMPARE TO COMMENTS YOU FILTHY ********* NIGNOG KING OF THE REBELLIOUS NAGGERS NOGGERS *******
#704 to #147 - shortyflyguy (12/29/2012) [-]
no.
#710 to #704 - anon (12/29/2012) [-]
shut up cunt
#722 to #710 - shortyflyguy (12/29/2012) [-]
no.
#730 to #147 - anon (12/29/2012) [-]
WHY THE RED THUMBS?! HE'S ******* RIGHT!!
FJ, you never fail to dissapoint me
User avatar #769 to #97 - wellfuckmylife (12/29/2012) [-]
He didn't said it was OC..
#646 - josieabby (12/29/2012) [-]
**josieabby rolled user dragonhome **
#647 to #646 - anon (12/29/2012) [-]
Damn that's creepy
User avatar #649 to #646 - Dap (12/29/2012) [-]
So then I asked Sarah Jessica Parker, "Why the long face?"
#567 - latinotornado (12/29/2012) [-]
I'm seeing a lot of comments asking about the whole condoms for anal thing. Okay, story time. The first time I tried anal with a woman was...bad. Very bad. I had no idea what I was doing. It started off with me going to this girls house (we had already said we were going to do anal before hand) and we starting kissing and getting warmed up on her bed. Then, she got some sort of pills and **** and went into the bathroom. I'm curious at first what shes doing but I don't ask. So i'm sitting here, with a boner from the foreplay, trying to keep it up while shes in the bathroom. She also put music on before she went into the bathroom. Now, I got more curious about why shes in the bathroom in the first place. Then, there was a break in the music, and I heard a sound that made my scrotum shrivel. I heard a massive, wet, **** filled shart coming from the bathroom. At first I tried to ignore it, and focus on the music, but every break in the music I could hear it, shart after shart. Then it hit me. This bitch was sharting her brains out to clean out her system for anal!! So I nearly threw up on her bed when I realized shes in there making diarrhea soup for two. But I had to keep it together. So i'm there, trying to force my boner to stay up as I know in my mind what shes doing in the bathroom. A little while later, she exits the bathroom, and more foreplay goes down. then, the time as come. The time where I must dip my dang-a-lang into the emptied out chocolate tunnel. then she asked me "do you want a condom? I have some in the drawer" and I said "no" in a dumbfounded tone. Why would I need a condom for anal? oh, I found out the hard way. i'm going to skip all the gorey details about the anal, and just say it. I got **** dick. I got hella **** dick. It was disgusting and I wanted to wash my cock with steel wool. It was ******* bad.

TL;DR wear a condom for anal. You could get **** dick or a horrid std. I got lucky and only got **** dick.

<MFW **** dick
#613 to #567 - Carthusia (12/29/2012) [-]
holy **** , I nearly woke up my whole damn house from laughing so damn hard
User avatar #742 to #567 - imabser (12/29/2012) [-]
MY GOD, I want to wear a condom for the remainder of my life.
#571 to #567 - crazyoljew (12/29/2012) [-]
I'm so sorry for you, bro. Laxatives are the WORST idea right before anal. You gotta make her 			****		 it out maybe 1-2 hours beforehand. Also, yes on the condoms. Definitely don't want any stragglers to creep up on your bone after a mighty fine anal session. And then there are the STDs, like you said. At least you learned your lesson
I'm so sorry for you, bro. Laxatives are the WORST idea right before anal. You gotta make her **** it out maybe 1-2 hours beforehand. Also, yes on the condoms. Definitely don't want any stragglers to creep up on your bone after a mighty fine anal session. And then there are the STDs, like you said. At least you learned your lesson
User avatar #574 to #571 - latinotornado (12/29/2012) [-]
Hell yea I learned. I'm just glad this is over and done with. I now feel clean about my dick and I even got myself tested a few days later because it was scaring me so bad about the idea of me having an std from her ass. she said she was clean but it still bothered me.
User avatar #583 to #574 - crazyoljew (12/29/2012) [-]
You must never trust a woman that says she is clean. Always get yourself test when you go bare-bone
User avatar #630 to #583 - latinotornado (12/29/2012) [-]
haha thats why I did it. I know the game (at least well enough for my age)
#572 to #567 - darkisfire (12/29/2012) [-]
jesus christ...
#593 to #572 - anon (12/29/2012) [-]
Your reaction picture made me laugh so damn bad that my dog thinks I'm insane. +1 for you
#809 to #593 - darkisfire (12/30/2012) [-]
im glad you like it :)
im glad you like it :)
User avatar #594 to #593 - newmanchamp (12/29/2012) [-]
Good, I'm not the only one.
User avatar #576 to #572 - latinotornado (12/29/2012) [-]
USE A CONDOM!!!!
User avatar #444 - victoryismine (12/29/2012) [-]
The original joke is so much better. You ruined it.
User avatar #151 - teoferrazzi (12/28/2012) [-]
old joke and you ruined it.. when he runs for the car he mentions why he is. which didn't occur in the old joke.
because THAT'S THE ******* PUNCHLINE.
you stole the joke
AND ****** UP THE PUNCHLINE.
goddammit OP. if you don't have an original joke to put in comic form, don't make anything at all. we don't need this unoriginal crap.
have fun getting thumbed up by twelve year olds.
#499 - istompchildren (12/29/2012) [-]
What the **** did I just make..
#505 to #499 - mrnoodlez (12/29/2012) [-]
OH GOD
OH GOD
#2 - brokentwothousand (12/28/2012) [-]
This will come handy
#703 - doctakfc (12/29/2012) [-]
are you serious? this joke is as old as gandalf.
#521 - sweateagle (12/29/2012) [-]
This joke is ancient...
This joke is ancient...
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