Bear Grylis in New Zealand. . 1? ' almost dark. I need iii),; to get moving seen. By these hills willie swarming with Bear Grylis Orcs haha lol funny
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#51 - tehbawz (12/29/2012) [-]
Mfw all these 			*******		 retards who don't realize that "Man Vs Wild" is a show about educational, conventional tips for surviving in the wild(Which is why you see Bear getting rid of a perfectly good jacket for seal skin), and "Survivorman" is a show mostly for entertainment(Though it can be educational) for people who want to actually watch him survive in the environment rather than be given information on it.
Mfw all these ******* retards who don't realize that "Man Vs Wild" is a show about educational, conventional tips for surviving in the wild(Which is why you see Bear getting rid of a perfectly good jacket for seal skin), and "Survivorman" is a show mostly for entertainment(Though it can be educational) for people who want to actually watch him survive in the environment rather than be given information on it.
#72 to #51 - Rascal (12/29/2012) [-]
Not sure if ironic or just stupid...
User avatar #63 to #51 - commontroll (12/29/2012) [-]
Thank you. I feel like survivor man is just a challenge series, and nothing more. Like Fear Factor almost.
#87 - herbolifee (12/29/2012) [-]
Bear Grylls in Middle Earth   
I dunno, but that sounds like potentially the best movie ever.
Bear Grylls in Middle Earth
I dunno, but that sounds like potentially the best movie ever.
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User avatar #132 to #118 - herbolifee (12/29/2012) [-]
He just goes there in the style of his other work. Seems awesome to me.

Ultimate Survivor: Middle Earth
#46 - rikerwithit (12/29/2012) [-]
Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul,
Ash nazg thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.
#52 to #46 - illegalartist (12/29/2012) [-]
and a merry chivolnorf to you too
#40 - grimmwaters ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
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#64 to #40 - churbro (12/29/2012) [-]
Tastes like peanut butter, legit.
User avatar #65 to #64 - flawlessandeternal (12/29/2012) [-]
Or, maybe peanut butter is actually just blended grubs.
#58 to #40 - phatsno (12/29/2012) [-]
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#42 to #40 - phanteon (12/29/2012) [-]
Oh ******* god...
User avatar #45 - JunkTea (12/29/2012) [-]
"There's a pack of em' now!

I'll get the little one in the back.

Orcs are high in protein."
#71 - datgermanguy (12/29/2012) [-]
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#81 to #71 - Rascal (12/29/2012) [-]
Thats a sexual reference.
#86 to #81 - datgermanguy (12/29/2012) [-]
Thank you for commenting something totally relevant.
Thank you for commenting something totally relevant.
#106 to #81 - Deathfyre (12/29/2012) [-]
No, it isn't. This on the other hand, is.
No, it isn't. This on the other hand, is.
#50 - exaltedsloth (12/29/2012) [-]
You know, today was the first day I've ever seen a LotR movie and I loved it. I can finally say, I get all the LotR memes and inside jokes.
You know, today was the first day I've ever seen a LotR movie and I loved it. I can finally say, I get all the LotR memes and inside jokes.
#16 - ascendedwings (12/29/2012) [-]
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#12 - muchosgustaman (12/29/2012) [-]
It's true, We've got an anti orc fence and guard turret at our farm.
User avatar #14 to #12 - ryukyukids (12/29/2012) [-]
Oh well in that case better drink my own piss.
#55 - beatmasterz (12/29/2012) [-]
You know what I've noticed? The whole show is about Bear surviving in the wild, and we all root for him when he does, but no one gives a crap about the cameraman who follows him everywhere and does the exact same things.
You know what I've noticed? The whole show is about Bear surviving in the wild, and we all root for him when he does, but no one gives a crap about the cameraman who follows him everywhere and does the exact same things.
#84 to #55 - Rascal (12/29/2012) [-]
Thats a sexual reference.
User avatar #115 to #55 - angelmatvey (12/29/2012) [-]
Thats why I like Les Stroud better. He's his own cameraman. And writer, and producer, and director.
#68 to #55 - clockworkhearts (12/29/2012) [-]
He has a name, you asswipe. It's Simon, since you obviously didn't bother to find out.
He has a name, you asswipe. It's Simon, since you obviously didn't bother to find out.
#69 to #68 - clockworkhearts (12/29/2012) [-]
I was making a joke, but yes, this is cameraman Simon
I was making a joke, but yes, this is cameraman Simon
User avatar #77 to #55 - cazabrow ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
clearly haven't seen any of the captioned posts about Bear such as "goes through life-endangering wilderness, Camera man does similar while holding the camera."
User avatar #59 to #55 - cabbagemayhem (12/29/2012) [-]
Because he has a pocket full of Snickers and doesn't eat spiders or purposefully throw himself into quick sand.
User avatar #62 to #55 - commontroll (12/29/2012) [-]
Actually, I do appreciate the camera men. They have better gear and such, but that just means they have to carry all that **** with them.
User avatar #73 to #1 - awesomanium (12/29/2012) [-]
Like the top rated comment says, Man V. Wild is really just showing what you should do if you find yourself in the wild, and that implies that they don't have any warm clothes.
#4 to #1 - darkjustifier (12/28/2012) [-]
I wonder if that would be true.
User avatar #17 to #1 - ehzio ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
Well he was swimming, so the jacket would have weighed him down a lot. It's smart what he's doing. Stupid that he's swimming and not walk around the place.
#96 to #17 - gonz (12/29/2012) [-]
also, getting your jacket wet would almost certaintly kill you in the wild, if that was your only pair of clothing. kinda stupid to get in the water though, if your life is at risk
#34 - phanact (12/29/2012) [-]
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#111 - bdh (12/29/2012) [-]
OK, who do you guys think is a better overall Wizard, Gandalf or Dumbledore? I was debating with my brother on this and I feel Gandalf is.
User avatar #116 to #111 - pidgeon (12/29/2012) [-]
Gandalf. Dumbledore is closer to almost a wizard!
#121 to #111 - moxmortuus ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
Mfw Dumbledore
User avatar #125 to #111 - megatrollinator (12/29/2012) [-]
Go watch their Epic rap Battle of History and decide for yourself
#117 to #111 - harryblazer (12/29/2012) [-]
lest rate this contest on who survived their movie series
#123 to #111 - Rascal (12/29/2012) [-]
Gandalf would WRECK Dumbledore.

Think about it, he can take down entire armies with his staff, survived his series, and can fight with a staff and a sword at the same ******* time. Even if their magic was matched, Gandalf would stab the **** out of Dumbledore.


Not saying Dumbledore isn't a pretty cool guy, he is, but he doesn't have **** against Gandalf.
User avatar #112 to #111 - angelmatvey (12/29/2012) [-]
I vote Gandalf as well. He's got the staff, that's a must for a wizard.
User avatar #122 to #112 - myuu (12/29/2012) [-]
Does he have a wand though? Dumbledore has the Elder Wand (One of the Deathly Hallows)
User avatar #124 to #122 - angelmatvey (12/29/2012) [-]
He needs no wand. Have you seen that staff? And his flowy robes and white stallion more than make up for any superior beardiness Dumbledore may have.
Besides, Dumbledore DIED.
User avatar #127 to #124 - myuu (12/29/2012) [-]
Didnt Gandalf die also?
User avatar #128 to #127 - watermelonkittie (12/29/2012) [-]
He never actually died, he almost died. But that only increased his powers.
User avatar #129 to #128 - myuu (12/29/2012) [-]
Like Goku? I havent actually seen the movies and read all of the Harry Potter books though.
User avatar #130 to #129 - watermelonkittie (12/29/2012) [-]
The difference being Goku died :p
User avatar #131 to #130 - myuu (12/29/2012) [-]
I thought if Saiyans almost died and didnt die they came back stronger?
User avatar #133 to #131 - watermelonkittie (12/29/2012) [-]
The longer a Saiyan fights, the stronger he becomes. To fight untill you almost die is the greatest effort your body can give. That is why they become so strong after that. Goku died 3-4 times, but the same rule applied.
User avatar #136 to #133 - myuu (12/30/2012) [-]
Oookay, I really need to watch Dragon Ball. DO you recommend where to start?
User avatar #137 to #136 - watermelonkittie (12/30/2012) [-]
Dragonball or Dragonball Z? I never watched Dragonball, it's too slow and childish, from the little bits I've seen. Dragonball Z is good as a whole, although the drawing style gets better during the series. There is one particular point in which the drawing style becomes exeptionally good, but you should really watch it from the beginning.
User avatar #138 to #137 - myuu (12/30/2012) [-]
So I should watch Dragonball Z?
User avatar #139 to #138 - watermelonkittie (12/30/2012) [-]
I'll give you a brief recap on Dragonball, so you can watch Dragonball Z with too many question marks on your face. Goku was a baby when he was found by granpa Gohan. That grandpa taught Goku everything he knew about martial arts. The strange thing was the Goku turned into a giant ape when he saw the full moon, and he killed Gohan in the form. Then he comes across Bulma, who told him about the dragonballs. They go to find them all to make a wish. Underway Goku trains under Master Roshi, together with Krillin and Yamcha, and they defend the earth from all kinds of danger. In DBZ, Goku has grown up to a man and is married.

Hope this is enough info
User avatar #140 to #139 - myuu (12/30/2012) [-]
Im going to watch Dragonball Z then, thank you.
User avatar #141 to #140 - watermelonkittie (12/30/2012) [-]
No problem lad, enjoy yourself
User avatar #74 - lucrox (12/29/2012) [-]
I found out that the dwarves from the hobbit live about 4 km away from me! in the blue mountains, New Zealand!
User avatar #44 - aldheim (12/29/2012) [-]
Australia aint' got nothing on our wildlife.
#61 - blutzcrunk (12/29/2012) [-]
**blutzcrunk rolled a random image posted in comment #60 at memes from facebook **   
<...and then he drinks his own piss
**blutzcrunk rolled a random image posted in comment #60 at memes from facebook **
<...and then he drinks his own piss
#83 to #61 - Rascal (12/29/2012) [-]
Thats a sexual reference.
#7 - kapitanokliosov (12/29/2012) [-]
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User avatar #26 to #7 - somenerd (12/29/2012) [-]
That thing will now haunt my nightmares.
User avatar #43 to #30 - aldheim (12/29/2012) [-]
That's actually a horrible survival tip because urine is more concentrated than blood and thusly will dehydrate you.
#47 to #43 - Rascal (12/29/2012) [-]
And somewhat toxid, can cause kidney failure.
User avatar #60 to #43 - cabbagemayhem (12/29/2012) [-]
It is advised against drinking urine because it reintroduces toxins back into the body. However, drinking your own urine when water is scarce can help you survive an extra day or two, such as with the survivors in the following article:
www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/explainer/2008/05/the_yellow_liquid_diet.html
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