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#15 - animepost (12/29/2012) [-]
What they all really want.
User avatar #21 to #15 - tubbymeatball ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
IT'S A CONSPIRACY
User avatar #114 to #15 - nightlynutria (12/29/2012) [-]
Superbatspider?
User avatar #113 to #15 - lamarisagoodname (12/29/2012) [-]
S-E-X

SPI-DER-MAN

3 LETTERS 3 SYLLABLES HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED
User avatar #31 to #15 - waterbottlemanboy ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
I don't get it, please explain.
User avatar #52 to #31 - hokeymon (12/29/2012) [-]
It's spelled sex.
User avatar #39 to #31 - yunogasaii (12/29/2012) [-]
They want alt+115 alt+101 alt+120.
User avatar #43 to #39 - waterbottlemanboy ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
That didn't explain anything to me...
User avatar #45 to #43 - yunogasaii (12/29/2012) [-]
They want es ee ecks
User avatar #48 to #45 - waterbottlemanboy ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
I feel stupid, here, take my thumbs for my ignorance.
User avatar #49 to #48 - yunogasaii (12/29/2012) [-]
It's okay, you're only a water bottle. It's understandable.
#80 to #48 - anon (12/29/2012) [-]
When they switch the symbols around it LOOKS like it spells sex
User avatar #81 to #15 - kaitheguy (12/29/2012) [-]
took my dumbass long enough. i'm like, "super bat spiders? dafuq? no wait sbaters?"
#8 - impaledsandwich ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #75 to #8 - sphincterface ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
Why?
#11 to #10 - TARDIS (12/29/2012) [-]
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#27 - richieninenine (12/29/2012) [-]
I wanted to be this guy.
User avatar #28 to #27 - fourtwentt ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
badass
User avatar #29 to #28 - richieninenine (12/29/2012) [-]
Then I found out that the Vietnam war ended and honestly, The idea of losing a wife and kids didn't sit too well with me. Then I was like **** . Now I'd settle for being a less-rapey version of the comedian.
User avatar #30 to #29 - waterbottlemanboy ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
That rape is critical, if you wish to be The Comedian. Also, why not Rorschach?
User avatar #32 to #30 - richieninenine (12/29/2012) [-]
Liked the Comedians use of guns, plus he was the most interesting character in my opinion. Basically, guns, Rorschach was awesome but I liked Comedian more, and not having a prostitute for a mother would make it hard for me to be Rorschach.
User avatar #33 to #32 - waterbottlemanboy ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
But, if you'd been bullied and kicked around a lot as a kid, and if you were intuitive, you could be Rorschach.
User avatar #35 to #33 - richieninenine (12/29/2012) [-]
But... guns... Shoot criminals? Nice apartment?
User avatar #37 to #35 - waterbottlemanboy ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
Great man. Great Detective skills. Great fighting skills. Sticks to what he believes no matter what. He is dedicated to what he does. Not to mention, his look is awesome, especially that mask. Rorschach is the best in my opinion.
User avatar #38 to #37 - richieninenine (12/29/2012) [-]
Don't get me wrong, I've always thought Rorschach was awesome, but I thought the Comedian was even more awesome, I loved that scene in the movie when he jumped down into the rioting crowd with the shotgun and M79. It was awesome. I also liked what you see of him in Vietnam and WWII.
User avatar #42 to #38 - waterbottlemanboy ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
I'm not sure if you read the comic or not but, I loved Rorschach's first interview with the psychologist, it was one of the best moments in Comic-Book history to me. I loved in the film, when he realised he was framed, he was very innovative in trying to escape, and I loved that.
User avatar #44 to #42 - richieninenine (12/29/2012) [-]
That was an awesome scene, the flamethrower and what not. He showed a good amount of restraint, not using the gun he was framed with or even checking it, and then not taking the gun from the SWAT cop he burned.
User avatar #47 to #44 - waterbottlemanboy ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
Yes, I love Rorschach, however, to each his own. Except for you, ************ , because Rorschach is the best.
User avatar #50 to #47 - richieninenine (12/29/2012) [-]
I respect your opinion, but just know that it is wrong. Comedian is the best.
User avatar #51 to #50 - waterbottlemanboy ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
Your family is dead by midnight. And I am starting with your dog, there will be a cleaver in the pile...
User avatar #53 to #51 - richieninenine (12/29/2012) [-]
Well **** , I guess I can go Punisher after all. Thanks.
User avatar #54 to #53 - waterbottlemanboy ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
Anytime! Besides, Frank Castle's awesome. The first comic-book I ever read.
User avatar #55 to #54 - richieninenine (12/29/2012) [-]
You do realize that you've made yourself my first major target, right?
User avatar #57 to #55 - waterbottlemanboy ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
You do realise I'm choking your mother with fiber wire, right? I'm like Agent 47, I'm so cool!
User avatar #58 to #57 - richieninenine (12/29/2012) [-]
**** I guess I gotta wait a bit then. Time to stock up on untraceable and/or guns belonging to criminals. I'll see you in a few weeks/months/years.
User avatar #61 to #58 - waterbottlemanboy ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
Well, I killed your cat, by the way, I got you a cat. Sorry to say, but I killed your cat. Also, I've got to go, kill, you know how it is, being a Hit-Man and all, I'll kill you in a week, kay?
User avatar #59 to #58 - waterbottlemanboy ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
Oh, before you go; Little Tip: I highly suggest you don't leave your house, ever... if you wish to live, your phone has been disconnected, sleep well.

- Goodnight, and Good Luck.
User avatar #60 to #59 - richieninenine (12/29/2012) [-]
Tricks on you, I'm not at home. BAM!
#76 to #27 - antey (12/29/2012) [-]
how about being Al Simmons the spawn
User avatar #103 to #76 - ashler (12/29/2012) [-]
I personally think spawn is epic but...he's also dead
#78 to #27 - anon (12/29/2012) [-]
drawback: your entire family is now dead
#65 - honkeytonk (12/29/2012) [-]
************ Flash, bitches!
#102 to #65 - saladtongsofdeath (12/29/2012) [-]
huh? whats your picture of? all i see is s blue box with white question marks on the side
-sent from my iphone 4s
#7 - hellsjester ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
**** that i wanted to be spawn
#56 - grimmwaters (12/29/2012) [-]
You don't want to be an orphan now, do you, Jeremy?
#111 - romeosdistress (12/29/2012) [-]
I've always wanted to be Doctor Strange. This guy regularly kicks the asses of gods unlike any you've ever seen, and even fights abstract and metaphorical concepts and kicks their asses(Steve Ditko made some trippy ******* comics way back in the day), wields pretty much any form of magic you can think of, and used to be a skilled surgeon to top all that off.
#120 to #111 - ryjess (12/29/2012) [-]
Doctor Strange SO underrated.
One of the best back stories of any comic character.
Love him.
User avatar #126 to #120 - romeosdistress (12/29/2012) [-]
He's not my personal favorite, but he's up there in the top 5. And yeah, I feel like he's way underrated as far as superheroes goes, and I feel like that's not helped by the way Marvel's been treating him the past couple years(namely, taking away his Sorcerer Supreme status and making him more and more irrelevant as far as major events goes).
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#83 - latinotornado (12/29/2012) [-]
All the superheros I want to be all have sad pasts.One of my favs for sure is Al Simmons (AKA Spawn!) This badass ************ is a high ranking officer in the devils mother ******* army. Al has government assassin training plus magic powers and abilities bestowed apaun him by malbogia (however you spell that ******* name) Pure ******* baddassery
User avatar #87 to #83 - arkensas (12/29/2012) [-]
Actually he killed god and Satan then got bored and brought them back to life. He's basically Doctor Doom but cooler.
User avatar #92 to #87 - latinotornado (12/29/2012) [-]
whaaat!? when in the comic series did this happen!? or did that happen in the animated series!? I MUST KNOW
#115 - datgermanguy (12/29/2012) [-]
**datgermanguy rolled a random image posted in comment #104 at OP ** My superhero identity
#104 - tragono **User deleted account** (12/29/2012) [-]
#94 - ludislavonac (12/29/2012) [-]
Also this guy
#74 - antey (12/29/2012) [-]
how about this guy
User avatar #85 to #74 - latinotornado (12/29/2012) [-]
I still haven't beaten the first one with war :( how cool is death?
#88 to #85 - antey (12/29/2012) [-]
the pale horseman is the most badass my friend!! He is an arrogant, sarcastic, cold and calculating anti-hero!!!!!!
User avatar #89 to #88 - latinotornado (12/29/2012) [-]
**** that sounds boss...dammit I needa beat the first one already!!! ive been too distraced with other games!
User avatar #93 to #89 - antey (12/29/2012) [-]
yeah and by the way he cut off War's left arm in order to teach him a lesson....
thats not a spoiling just from the comic book...
User avatar #100 to #93 - latinotornado (12/29/2012) [-]
**** son...thats too boss to pass up. I know the next game i'm getting (unless I get dishonored or something)
#117 - scumbagposter (12/29/2012) [-]
I always wanted to be this guy, I've always been a fan of teleportation
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