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#15 - animepost
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(12/29/2012) [-]
What they all really want.
#21 to #15 - tubbymeatball
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(12/29/2012) [-]
IT'S A CONSPIRACY
#113 to #15 - lamarisagoodname
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(12/29/2012) [-]
S-E-X

SPI-DER-MAN

3 LETTERS 3 SYLLABLES HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED
#114 to #15 - nightlynutria
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(12/29/2012) [-]
Superbatspider?
#31 to #15 - waterbottlemanboy
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(12/29/2012) [-]
I don't get it, please explain.
#39 to #31 - yunogasaii
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(12/29/2012) [-]
They want alt+115 alt+101 alt+120.
#43 to #39 - waterbottlemanboy
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(12/29/2012) [-]
That didn't explain anything to me...
#45 to #43 - yunogasaii
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(12/29/2012) [-]
They want es ee ecks
#48 to #45 - waterbottlemanboy
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(12/29/2012) [-]
I feel stupid, here, take my thumbs for my ignorance.
#49 to #48 - yunogasaii
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(12/29/2012) [-]
It's okay, you're only a water bottle. It's understandable.
#80 to #48 - anon
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(12/29/2012) [-]
When they switch the symbols around it LOOKS like it spells sex
#52 to #31 - hokeymon
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(12/29/2012) [-]
It's spelled sex.
#16 to #15 - jamiemsm
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#18 to #15 - Covenantkilla ONLINE
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#81 to #15 - kaitheguy
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(12/29/2012) [-]
took my dumbass long enough. i'm like, "super bat spiders? dafuq? no wait sbaters?"
#22 to #15 - pineappletime
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(12/29/2012) [-]
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#2 - mammafakkerz
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#1 - beerterror
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#8 - impaledsandwich
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#75 to #8 - sphincterface
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(12/29/2012) [-]
Why?
#13 to #8 - weirdoo
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#10 to #8 - johnshepherd
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#11 to #10 - TARDIS
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#23 to #10 - evilwheatleycore
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#7 - hellsjester
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(12/29/2012) [-]
**** that i wanted to be spawn
#27 - richieninenine
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(12/29/2012) [-]
I wanted to be this guy.
#78 to #27 - anon
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(12/29/2012) [-]
drawback: your entire family is now dead
#28 to #27 - fourtwentt
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(12/29/2012) [-]
badass
#29 to #28 - richieninenine
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(12/29/2012) [-]
Then I found out that the Vietnam war ended and honestly, The idea of losing a wife and kids didn't sit too well with me. Then I was like ****. Now I'd settle for being a less-rapey version of the comedian.
#30 to #29 - waterbottlemanboy
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(12/29/2012) [-]
That rape is critical, if you wish to be The Comedian. Also, why not Rorschach?
#32 to #30 - richieninenine
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(12/29/2012) [-]
Liked the Comedians use of guns, plus he was the most interesting character in my opinion. Basically, guns, Rorschach was awesome but I liked Comedian more, and not having a prostitute for a mother would make it hard for me to be Rorschach.
#33 to #32 - waterbottlemanboy
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(12/29/2012) [-]
But, if you'd been bullied and kicked around a lot as a kid, and if you were intuitive, you could be Rorschach.
#35 to #33 - richieninenine
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(12/29/2012) [-]
But... guns... Shoot criminals? Nice apartment?
#37 to #35 - waterbottlemanboy
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(12/29/2012) [-]
Great man. Great Detective skills. Great fighting skills. Sticks to what he believes no matter what. He is dedicated to what he does. Not to mention, his look is awesome, especially that mask. Rorschach is the best in my opinion.
#38 to #37 - richieninenine
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Don't get me wrong, I've always thought Rorschach was awesome, but I thought the Comedian was even more awesome, I loved that scene in the movie when he jumped down into the rioting crowd with the shotgun and M79. It was awesome. I also liked what you see of him in Vietnam and WWII.
#42 to #38 - waterbottlemanboy
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(12/29/2012) [-]
I'm not sure if you read the comic or not but, I loved Rorschach's first interview with the psychologist, it was one of the best moments in Comic-Book history to me. I loved in the film, when he realised he was framed, he was very innovative in trying to escape, and I loved that.
#44 to #42 - richieninenine
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(12/29/2012) [-]
That was an awesome scene, the flamethrower and what not. He showed a good amount of restraint, not using the gun he was framed with or even checking it, and then not taking the gun from the SWAT cop he burned.
#47 to #44 - waterbottlemanboy
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(12/29/2012) [-]
Yes, I love Rorschach, however, to each his own. Except for you, ************, because Rorschach is the best.
#50 to #47 - richieninenine
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(12/29/2012) [-]
I respect your opinion, but just know that it is wrong. Comedian is the best.
#51 to #50 - waterbottlemanboy
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(12/29/2012) [-]
Your family is dead by midnight. And I am starting with your dog, there will be a cleaver in the pile...
#53 to #51 - richieninenine
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(12/29/2012) [-]
Well ****, I guess I can go Punisher after all. Thanks.
#54 to #53 - waterbottlemanboy
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(12/29/2012) [-]
Anytime! Besides, Frank Castle's awesome. The first comic-book I ever read.
#55 to #54 - richieninenine
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(12/29/2012) [-]
You do realize that you've made yourself my first major target, right?
#57 to #55 - waterbottlemanboy
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(12/29/2012) [-]
You do realise I'm choking your mother with fiber wire, right? I'm like Agent 47, I'm so cool!
#58 to #57 - richieninenine
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(12/29/2012) [-]
**** I guess I gotta wait a bit then. Time to stock up on untraceable and/or guns belonging to criminals. I'll see you in a few weeks/months/years.
#61 to #58 - waterbottlemanboy
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(12/29/2012) [-]
Well, I killed your cat, by the way, I got you a cat. Sorry to say, but I killed your cat. Also, I've got to go, kill, you know how it is, being a Hit-Man and all, I'll kill you in a week, kay?
#59 to #58 - waterbottlemanboy
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(12/29/2012) [-]
Oh, before you go; Little Tip: I highly suggest you don't leave your house, ever... if you wish to live, your phone has been disconnected, sleep well.

- Goodnight, and Good Luck.
#60 to #59 - richieninenine
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(12/29/2012) [-]
Tricks on you, I'm not at home. BAM!
#76 to #27 - antey
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(12/29/2012) [-]
how about being Al Simmons the spawn
#103 to #76 - ashler
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(12/29/2012) [-]
I personally think spawn is epic but...he's also dead
#65 - honkeytonk
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(12/29/2012) [-]
************ Flash, bitches!
#102 to #65 - saladtongsofdeath
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(12/29/2012) [-]
huh? whats your picture of? all i see is s blue box with white question marks on the side
-sent from my iphone 4s
#6 - boogerfart
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#5 - mrmuttonchopz
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#66 - TheUsername
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