Priorities. This man has them...but no more pussy. My girlfriend left a note on the fridge, "It' s not working. I can' t take it anymore. I am going to my Mom'
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Priorities. This man has them...but no more pussy. My girlfriend left a note on the fridge, "It' s not working. I can' t take it anymore. I am going to my Mom'

This man has them...but no more pussy

My girlfriend left a note on the
fridge, "It' s not working. I can' t
take it anymore. I am going to
my Mom' s place."
I opened the fridge. The light
came on. The beer was cold...
What the hell is she talking
about?
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#6 - brandanlb (12/29/2012) [-]
What's sad is that I actually thought she was talking about the fridge at first too....
What's sad is that I actually thought she was talking about the fridge at first too....
User avatar #44 to #6 - unikornking (12/29/2012) [-]
I actually thought it was the refrigerator not working to.Then i saw your comment and had to reread the thing like 5 times to get it.
User avatar #35 to #6 - yodasoda (12/29/2012) [-]
What show is that?
Breaking bad right?

sorry if I'm wrong please don't kill me with your words
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User avatar #43 to #35 - brandanlb (12/29/2012) [-]
Yea it's from breaking bad.
User avatar #56 to #43 - yodasoda (12/29/2012) [-]
What episode?
I'm like half-way through the first half of the 5th season and I haven't seen it yet
#60 to #56 - blutzcrunk (12/29/2012) [-]
**blutzcrunk rolled a random image posted in comment #105 at Merry Christmas FJ **
She tells him face to face in season 2 at least.
User avatar #13 to #6 - fili (12/29/2012) [-]
same here...
#21 - John Cena (12/29/2012) [-]
She was talking about their relationship.
User avatar #59 to #21 - steedawwg **User deleted account** (12/29/2012) [-]
This guy.

#26 to #22 - John Cena (12/29/2012) [-]
ITT: dumbasses who cant take a joke about a joke
#30 to #26 - dirkdirkmoo (12/29/2012) [-]
anon is okay for now
#55 to #26 - notstill (12/29/2012) [-]
ITT: Anons that can't take a joke about a joke about a joke
#27 to #21 - dgarcia (12/29/2012) [-]
You know what, I'm gonna thumb you up because there are even dumber people that will legitimetly not get it.
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#34 - grimmwaters ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#46 to #34 - John Cena (12/29/2012) [-]
it's probably black
#57 - josieabby (12/29/2012) [-]
I had to read it twice before I got it.
I'm ashamed of myself.
User avatar #47 - happygrowman (12/29/2012) [-]
did you turn it off and back on again?
#7 - blutzcrunk (12/29/2012) [-]
**blutzcrunk rolled a random image posted in comment #29 at Oh Gary **
<mfw I open my fridge
#52 to #7 - exlo (12/29/2012) [-]
I wish my fridge was a vault. :(
User avatar #40 to #7 - sphincterface ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
50 Shades of Gary
#29 - phanact (12/29/2012) [-]
This image has expired
Did you check the freezer?
#62 - anunamoose (12/29/2012) [-]
**anunamoose rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at TP rage **

<---What I found in the fridge.
User avatar #63 to #62 - anunamoose (12/29/2012) [-]
Yes, I found toilet paper in the fridge.
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User avatar #36 - Lintutu (12/29/2012) [-]
did you try turning it on and off again?
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#28 - John Cena (12/29/2012) [-]
the more and more i take "vacations" from this site the **** that gets post here is just either one of two things : repost or just ******* dumb.
User avatar #9 - hoopajoo (12/29/2012) [-]
"If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one" -Jay-Z
User avatar #10 to #9 - deltaxomega (12/29/2012) [-]
"If you're having beer problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but a buzz ain't one" -deltaXomega
User avatar #11 to #9 - SlowpokeForever (12/29/2012) [-]
Thought a guy named Hugo sung that. o.O
#1 - thedthdealrscrmbls (12/28/2012) [-]
that's a sexual reference
#32 to #1 - dirkdirkmoo (12/29/2012) [-]
hehe I still thumbed you up despite fact that red thumbs are clearly the majority
#33 to #1 - John Cena (12/29/2012) [-]
how do you breath on your own?
User avatar #19 to #1 - fourtwentt (12/29/2012) [-]
yea thats what your mom said too....last night!!!
User avatar #17 to #1 - novemberthreeone (12/29/2012) [-]
how are you not banned?
#37 to #1 - crazyoljew (12/29/2012) [-]
You deserve more than you're getting
You deserve more than you're getting
User avatar #4 to #1 - hammerfell (12/29/2012) [-]
You are worse than Carlos. A month ago, I didn't even know that was possible.
#45 - John Cena (12/29/2012) [-]
Maybe it's the freezer??
#41 - hacksource (12/29/2012) [-]
Is your fridge not compatible with women?
User avatar #38 - kathuzada (12/29/2012) [-]
She put the note on the fridge so he would know not to try the microwave
#25 - buttpuncher (12/29/2012) [-]
You been punchin buttholes, boy?
User avatar #18 - peanutsaurusrex (12/29/2012) [-]
Dumb bitch thinks its funny to confuse people.
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