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#13 - gaybasherboy (12/29/2012) [-]
I use to urinate in trashcans like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
#20 to #13 - taxation (12/29/2012) [-]
Not this **** again.
#2 - quazyjash (12/28/2012) [-]
My father used to be a computer repairman when I was younger. He always stacked extra pieces by the wall in the dining room, I would always stub my foot on them. It always got me pissed off. Stub my foot for the millionth time that day, angrier than I have ever been over this. Later that night I sleep walk. Early the next morning "WHO THE HELL PISSED ALL OVER MY COMPUTER PARTS???"
#28 to #2 - ishotthedeputy (12/29/2012) [-]
MY dad is an OB/GYN. He'd always leave the extra dead fetuses (he's not that good) by the wall in the dining room and I'd always stub my toe on them. It always pissed me off. One night I sleep walked. Early the next morning I hear, "WHO THE HELL CAME ALL OVER MY DEAD FETUSES?"
User avatar #8 - buttphuckchuck (12/29/2012) [-]
I did that and peed all over my roommateS shoes and bed. I had only known him for 3 days too
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User avatar #17 - shazmothree (12/29/2012) [-]
The first time I smoked weed I was with my friend in the middle of the woods and it was a very hot summer day. I had had nothing to drink all day so I was very dehydrated and the pot smoking obviously made it worse. At one point on the way back to my house with my friend he said I fainted and fell flat on my face. When I finally got home I clearly remebmer walking to the top of my basement stairs, turning around, and pissing all over the stairs. Blamed it on my dog and I don't think he'll ever forgive me for the lecturing he received from my mom.
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User avatar #21 to #19 - shazmothree (12/29/2012) [-]
I havent watched Family Guy in awhile so I'm not sure what episode you're talking about
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User avatar #23 to #22 - shazmothree (12/29/2012) [-]
Well my story actually happened and I'm pretty sure there have been plenty of jokes made about people blaming things on dogs so **** off
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User avatar #25 to #24 - shazmothree (12/29/2012) [-]
The only similarity is piss and dog I don't see that as way too familiar
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User avatar #31 to #17 - mahnamesjakers (12/29/2012) [-]
>no one cares that you smoke
User avatar #36 to #31 - shazmothree (12/29/2012) [-]
I wasn't trying to sound cool by mentioning it, it was just a part of the story.
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#32 - sugartitties (12/29/2012) [-]
I did this once but walked into the kitchen and pissed into the trash
#42 to #32 - anon (12/29/2012) [-]
oh god dat picture
#44 to #32 - phatsno (12/29/2012) [-]
this pic is killing me oh gawd
User avatar #3 - zafara (12/28/2012) [-]
Well, sleep amnesia can mess with our judgement. Also keeps us from waking up screaming and prevents us from knowing who we are, what we are, where we are, and why we are there for a good 30 seconds. After the first 30 seconds, we are disoriented and sometimes do stupid things.
#53 - minyman (12/29/2012) [-]
mfw I did the exact same thing when I was young
User avatar #29 - biggrand (12/29/2012) [-]
I used to piss in peoples yards until my secondary babysitter said something to my parents and I had to stop
User avatar #27 - justxjames (12/29/2012) [-]
one time, I peed in the trash because there was someone in the bathroom and I really had to go.
User avatar #43 to #27 - mrgetocoolaid (12/29/2012) [-]
that was a great story man. felt like I was actually there
#6 - penguincen (12/29/2012) [-]
I used to do that
#4 - blutzcrunk (12/29/2012) [-]
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User avatar #46 - iatedub (12/29/2012) [-]
I used to piss off the porch.. I still do time to time, Good thing I live in the country.
User avatar #16 - jeffbowinkle (12/29/2012) [-]
Hahah I actually did this when I was about eight
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