That was close. .. Maybe some people like butter flavored furniture and others lemon scented breakfast.


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#6 - agentaran (12/28/2012) [-]
Maybe some people like butter flavored furniture and others
lemon scented breakfast.
#48 to #6 - haunterbrony (12/28/2012) [-]
That's pretty funny, pal.
That's pretty funny, pal.
#143 to #48 - FJrulez (12/29/2012) [-]
Dick Gumshoe! I've been looking for you!
Dick Gumshoe! I've been looking for you!
#150 to #143 - haunterbrony (12/29/2012) [-]
Hey pal, don't call me by my full name.   
..You know I don't like that.
Hey pal, don't call me by my full name.

..You know I don't like that.
#10 to #6 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (12/28/2012) [-]
funny guy.
funny guy.
#17 - tazze (12/28/2012) [-]
what kind of retard thought it was a good idea to label all products with the same template?
#45 to #17 - dawdawdwa (12/28/2012) [-]
This guy?
#133 to #45 - zedd (12/29/2012) [-]
I didn't need to see that today.
User avatar #151 to #133 - dawdawdwa (12/29/2012) [-]
It was fate. :D
User avatar #39 to #17 - harrytheheadcrab (12/28/2012) [-]
Walmart graphic designers.
That pretty much explains it.
#42 to #39 - UnoSkullmanx (12/28/2012) [-]
You do realize that great value is in no way related as a company to Walmart, right?
User avatar #44 to #42 - harrytheheadcrab (12/28/2012) [-]
Walmart pimps their **** like no tomorrow, I just figured it was their brand.
#1 - dearleader (12/28/2012) [-]
he got caught and is just implying it was an accident
he got caught and is just implying it was an accident
#35 to #1 - helidead (12/28/2012) [-]
Oh, Shion...
User avatar #9 to #1 - puggles (12/28/2012) [-]
"the stabbing was accidental. she slipped and fell with the knife in her hand."
"27 times?"
"well the bitch was always quite stubborn."
#71 - loveyameanish (12/28/2012) [-]
T.... There's a mouse and a tiny skull in that jar...
#83 to #71 - deathstarslayer (12/29/2012) [-]
the mouse may be stuffed
#89 to #87 - deathstarslayer (12/29/2012) [-]
it has no lid

did they take something out
User avatar #31 - larfang (12/28/2012) [-]
At least it would have had a nice lemony flavor to it....
User avatar #37 to #31 - clunkybot (12/28/2012) [-]
Delicious, lemony death.
User avatar #12 - thedeathaudition (12/28/2012) [-]
no one noticed the skull in the jar?
User avatar #16 to #12 - fingrayn ONLINE (12/28/2012) [-]
or the dead mouse next to it...
#13 - frickbot (12/28/2012) [-]
used oven cleaner to clean my tables once...
#54 - acidtroll (12/28/2012) [-]
shoulda went with the plan.
shoulda went with the plan.
User avatar #24 - jacencaedus (12/28/2012) [-]
why do you have those in the same cabinet?
#93 - urghseventysix (12/29/2012) [-]
**urghseventysix rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Firearms? ** How I kill my family
User avatar #100 to #93 - hentaisweetie (12/29/2012) [-]
User avatar #106 to #100 - baaltomekk (12/29/2012) [-]
You're a swe troll yourself, bitch
User avatar #85 - departed (12/29/2012) [-]
I'm sure the 'butter flavor' will kill your family just as fast.
User avatar #21 - nippon (12/28/2012) [-]
At least you would have paid less to kill them than if you had purchased name brand products.
#86 - blutzcrunk (12/29/2012) [-]
**blutzcrunk rolled a random image posted in comment #2301231 at FJ RPG **
<How I kill my family
#41 - ahoi (12/28/2012) [-]
Sue them like an real U.S citizen :D
#49 to #41 - magceral (12/28/2012) [-]
you might need this
#137 - garymotherfinoak (12/29/2012) [-]
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I almost killed my family this morning with pancakes.
User avatar #2 - sparkyoneonetwo (12/28/2012) [-]
with the amounts used you wouldn't have killed anyone just had bad tasting pancakes
User avatar #4 to #2 - Faz (12/28/2012) [-]
might be to do furniture polish being highly flammable, spray that onto a pan being cooked with an open flame and bad things will happen...
User avatar #5 to #4 - sparkyoneonetwo (12/28/2012) [-]
That's not really true if you are spraying it into the pan it shouldn't ever touch the flame. Also, you shouldn't start with a hot pan then spray **** into it best to grease a cold pan then heat it less chance of it burning the cooking spray/butter/oil what ever you grease you pans with. there are exceptions to that thought when making some things
User avatar #27 to #5 - daentraya (12/28/2012) [-]
Some people flame things with alcohol when cooking. A quick response would make it no problem, even if it did catch fire and made a big fireball or some **** , which it wont.
#19 to #5 - gjsmothefirst (12/28/2012) [-]
Oddly enough, flammable things catch fire when heated...
User avatar #20 to #19 - sparkyoneonetwo (12/28/2012) [-]
but, if you are cooking the right why you would know it wasn't cooking spray long before it got hot enough to catch fire
#23 to #20 - gjsmothefirst (12/28/2012) [-]
When you say "the right way" I hope you realize that's only an opinion.

Best pancakes I ever had (and still have every day) are made by heating the pan first, then throwing in a chunk of butter and spreading it around - you can't even do this if you start with a cold pan, since the butter needs to melt.

Pan-fried stuff is also usually made by first heating the pan, then adding oil.
User avatar #26 to #23 - sparkyoneonetwo (12/28/2012) [-]
If you read what I said before" there are exceptions to that thought when making some things"
Also depending on what you are frying you don't have to use oil at all just a hot pan an meat it frys in it's own grease
Other time you don't oil the pan at all you brush oil on the meat or what ever you are frying the put it in the pan
All deepns on what you or cooking or how you want it cooked.

"pan-fried" is nothing more than anything that gets fryed in a pan there are hundreds of ways to do it
#32 to #26 - gjsmothefirst (12/28/2012) [-]
It's still really opinion, you can cook almost any way you want.
Never fried meat it its own grease, probably because that doesn't happen. Cooking is not frying.
Pan-fried can be done many ways, yes, but the most typical way is in a thin layer of oil.

None of this changes the fact that flammable furniture polish would still catch fire, actually, if heated - even if sprayed on a cold pan first. It would still reach a certain temperature (eventually) and catch fire.
User avatar #33 to #32 - sparkyoneonetwo (12/28/2012) [-]
frying meat in its own grease is done quite a bit not things like chicken cuz a lot of the time chicken makes so much juice it would boil the meat not fry it

but, things like stakes an other cuts of cows bacon is a big one you don't need anything but, a pan and heat to make bacon it frys in its own grease.

#59 - SognaVetr (12/28/2012) [-]
I love how it says "Butter taste", so you are sure it's some chemical junk you are putting on your food and no actual butter product
#99 to #59 - anon (12/29/2012) [-]
It's cooking spray... not actual butter. It's so the pancake mix won't stick
User avatar #101 to #99 - SognaVetr (12/29/2012) [-]
Just the name says it all. i'm staying away from that stuff anyhow.
#142 - anon (12/29/2012) [-]
my grandma made muffins once and used oven cleaner instead of pam, luckily it says if ingested to drink a ******* of water to flush it out. way to poison your guests grandma
#107 - anon (12/29/2012) [-]
#53 - poutinesalad (12/28/2012) [-]
Thats fine and all, but whats with the mouse and the skull in the corner?
User avatar #92 to #53 - deaththorne (12/29/2012) [-]
momento mori, art form which is supposed to remind one of the short but sweetness of life, the mouse and skull represent life and death, just as the butter and furniture polish are supposed to represent life and almost death, in a way.
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