How to touch a woman.. . WHEELIE A MAN CAN ] A WOMAN Face what the fuck are you doing? I mean seriously? Why would you fucking touch her face? Morale. Shoulders touch my Penis
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WHEELIE A MAN CAN ] A WOMAN
Face
what the fuck are you doing?
I mean seriously? Why would you
fucking touch her face? Morale.
Shoulders
I Shoulders are fine, I guess.
if aiit A but to , out she
porbably wont kill you for
Boobs
Dtm' t even fucking thank
about it, dipshit.
Arms and Elbows
Holding on to an arm is I Belly
tine, If you’ re planing Are you fut mg
to fucking rape hen _ retarded or
Let the wtith go tou slt: somethign
Remove your hands before she '" miimii Tami! p y
aloes It for You, with tter foot,
your dick.
Va gins
i were you bred from your
Thie brother fucking your father
keep your or something? sense,
grubby Ittle hands more than what the fuck is wrong with
down her we you ytou? 1.
should he tme. If you go
higher, the vagina rules I '-FFILES
app! y. She can' t yen at you for touch-
ing her knees, but really, why
the fuck would you touch her
Legs - knees at are E mean. than just
no fucked up.
Just no.
Fucking wierdo.
A WOMAN CAN TOUCH A MAN
Everywhere except the dick
sure, go ahead. He won' t rushing
Dick
Aww fuck yes!
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#13 - tidex
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(12/28/2012) [-]
Fix'd
#95 to #13 - anon id: 3036f410
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(12/28/2012) [-]
Not to be a smart-ass, but the bottom button is not supposed to be buttoned
#148 to #95 - anon id: 5b735009
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(12/28/2012) [-]
you're ******* retarded it's only a two button blazer the bottom button rule is only applied when you sit down.
#223 to #148 - anon id: 59f76392
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(12/28/2012) [-]
No. Have you ever tried sitting down with a slim suit? The bottom rule is irrelevant for sitting since the jacket has to be open, or else a loose button might pull off.

If you're not sitting and want the jacket closed, the most conventional preference is to leave the bottom one unbuttoned. And yes, I'm actually arguing about suit buttons.
#276 to #13 - DanLacasky
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(12/29/2012) [-]
touch the suit and
#52 to #13 - sweateagle
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(12/28/2012) [-]
It's only a $6,000 suit; I mean COME ON!
User avatar #16 - nooc
Reply +98 123456789123345869
(12/28/2012) [-]
Cheat Codes
A wide variety of areas will open up when:
-teaching a physical activity (golf, dancing, pool)
-casual tickling (hips and belly become safe (provided she's ok with you tickling her))
-you have money
-she's unconscious


If using codes, please be aware that things still may not go your way, and i'm not responsible for ensuing law suits
User avatar #26 - jbails
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(12/28/2012) [-]
Thies
Thies
Thies
THIES
******* thighs.
#32 to #26 - werefinding
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(12/28/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #151 to #26 - jellytamer
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(12/28/2012) [-]
i thought it said thieves...
#33 to #26 - psychfouronenine
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(12/28/2012) [-]
I mean, it was to the point where I was confused as to what was right...    
   
THIES... ITS WRONG BUT WHAT THE **** DO I DO?
I mean, it was to the point where I was confused as to what was right...

THIES... ITS WRONG BUT WHAT THE **** DO I DO?
#46 - kusalranawaka
Reply +48 123456789123345869
(12/28/2012) [-]
So many people here have problems with females. WTF?
So many people here have problems with females. WTF?
#59 to #46 - yerfdog
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(12/28/2012) [-]
Eh, I don't know why either.
User avatar #56 to #46 - thepandaking
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(12/28/2012) [-]
funnyjunk is the melting pot of hormonal teenagers who have had relationship problems or no relationship, it's the nature of fj.

not to segregate myself of course
#30 - nonamemeant
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(12/28/2012) [-]
User avatar #34 to #30 - techjoker
Reply +5 123456789123345869
(12/28/2012) [-]
Well,Obama isn't a woman.
#54 - karnax
Reply +36 123456789123345869
(12/28/2012) [-]
It seems that everyone on FJ is a friendzoned hopeless neckbeard.   
Sucks to be you guys.
It seems that everyone on FJ is a friendzoned hopeless neckbeard.
Sucks to be you guys.
#57 to #54 - hulonation
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(12/28/2012) [-]
What show is this?
#58 to #57 - karnax
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(12/28/2012) [-]
I wish I knew.
I wish I knew.
User avatar #87 to #58 - screwyouman
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(12/28/2012) [-]
Dr. Bruel's Rules... I think. It's from Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job.
#60 to #57 - justtocomment
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(12/28/2012) [-]
Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job.
User avatar #173 to #54 - zaggystirdust
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(12/28/2012) [-]
I actually wish I was back to being friendzoned
this relationship is ****
I want to be single again
User avatar #76 to #54 - DisgruntledTomato
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(12/28/2012) [-]
The worst part is where they gather here and rub each others bruised egos.
#65 to #54 - laughingcarrot
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(12/28/2012) [-]
Except the friendzone doesn't exist. Just betas complaining that giving a girl the bare minimum amount of respect that a human deserves reserves them a spot between their legs.
Except the friendzone doesn't exist. Just betas complaining that giving a girl the bare minimum amount of respect that a human deserves reserves them a spot between their legs.
#92 - shinobidesu
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(12/28/2012) [-]
>wierdo   
>wont   
>porbably   
>to friendly   
>planing   
>THIES   
>wierdo again
>wierdo
>wont
>porbably
>to friendly
>planing
>THIES
>wierdo again
#202 - karnax
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(12/28/2012) [-]
What about covering her mouth?
You wouldn't want her screaming or anything.
#144 - moldybreadcrumb
Reply +26 123456789123345869
(12/28/2012) [-]
What about her dick? Can you touch her dick?
#159 to #144 - thedarkestrogue
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(12/28/2012) [-]
of course
User avatar #5 - guitarguise
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(12/28/2012) [-]
actually I like physically reserved women. they have modesty and a sense of standard.
User avatar #27 to #5 - commontroll
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(12/28/2012) [-]
It's true. You feel like you earned it when you touch their ass. And you don't have to worry about getting a disease just from breathing the air she's around.
#15 to #5 - anonymoose
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(12/28/2012) [-]
I like whores.