How to touch a woman.. . WHEELIE A MAN CAN ] A WOMAN Face what the are you doing? I mean seriously? Why would you touch her face? Morale. Shoulders I Shoulders
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WHEELIE A MAN CAN ] A WOMAN
Face
what the **** are you doing?
I mean seriously? Why would you
******* touch her face? Morale.
Shoulders
I Shoulders are fine, I guess.
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porbably wont kill you for
Boobs
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about it, ******* .
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your dick.
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keep your or something? sense,
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app! y. She can' t yen at you for touch-
ing her knees, but really, why
the **** would you touch her
Legs - knees at are E mean. than just
no ****** up.
Just no.
******* wierdo.
A WOMAN CAN TOUCH A MAN
Everywhere except the dick
sure, go ahead. He won' t rushing
Dick
Aww **** yes!
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#13 - tidex (12/28/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Fix'd
User avatar #16 - nooc (12/28/2012) [-]
Cheat Codes
A wide variety of areas will open up when:
-teaching a physical activity (golf, dancing, pool)
-casual tickling (hips and belly become safe (provided she's ok with you tickling her))
-you have money
-she's unconscious


If using codes, please be aware that things still may not go your way, and i'm not responsible for ensuing law suits
User avatar #26 - jbails (12/28/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Thies
Thies
Thies
THIES
******* thighs.
#46 - kusalranawaka (12/28/2012) [+] (2 replies)
So many people here have problems with females. WTF?
So many people here have problems with females. WTF?
#30 - nonamemeant (12/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#54 - karnax (12/28/2012) [+] (7 replies)
It seems that everyone on FJ is a friendzoned hopeless neckbeard.   
Sucks to be you guys.
It seems that everyone on FJ is a friendzoned hopeless neckbeard.
Sucks to be you guys.
#92 - shinobidesu (12/28/2012) [-]
>wierdo   
>wont   
>porbably   
>to friendly   
>planing   
>THIES   
>wierdo again
>wierdo
>wont
>porbably
>to friendly
>planing
>THIES
>wierdo again
#202 - karnax (12/28/2012) [-]
What about covering her mouth?
You wouldn't want her screaming or anything.
#144 - moldybreadcrumb (12/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)
What about her dick? Can you touch her dick?
User avatar #5 - guitarguise (12/28/2012) [+] (2 replies)
actually I like physically reserved women. they have modesty and a sense of standard.
#50 - therulethirtyfour (12/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)
OP, do you even speak English? Thies? Litle? Planing? Wrong use of "too?"   
   
There are more mistakes in this post than a ghetto abortion clinic.
OP, do you even speak English? Thies? Litle? Planing? Wrong use of "too?"

There are more mistakes in this post than a ghetto abortion clinic.
#1 - doodogger (12/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Thumbed, faved, one of my favorite posts here of all time. Gold. 100% accurate. Holy ******** .

<---MFW a girl touches my dick.
#2 to #1 - doodogger (12/28/2012) [-]
MFW i realize a girl has never touched my dick
#225 - fourthusername (12/28/2012) [-]
I don't think OP has ever been near a woman judging by this list
#215 - edzeppelin (12/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)
< The official badge to touch her anywhere.
#100 - creosote (12/28/2012) [-]
I rub my hands on womens faces all the time.
I rub my hands on womens faces all the time.
#207 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/28/2012) [+] (5 replies)
PHANACT IS FART
User avatar #208 to #207 - implosay ONLINE (12/28/2012) [-]
But who was ass?
User avatar #180 - tiberioustyphr (12/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Thies
Thies
THIES
User avatar #248 - thebritishguy (12/29/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I don't think guys like having their ass holes touched, but then again this was made by O.P
#91 - pasiusquotum (12/28/2012) [+] (15 replies)
>Be me
>Analyze this post
>Come to conclusion
>Guys think they're always in the friend zone
>Their penis is confused on the daily for a camel toe it's so inverted
>This post is advising you to only touch a girls shoulder
>Never make a bold move
>It discourages any flirtatious encounter (a shoulder, really? How's that leprosy treating you?)
>They wonder why every girl thinks they're a friend
>They only touch a girls shoulder

The blind leading the blind, man. That's like me saying, "I will teach you how to pass math! First! Don't study." And everyone wonders why they're in remedial algebra.

Rev up those dicks OP, because I can hear your stomach growling.
#96 - chubberbrother (12/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)
"Wierdo" "A bit to friendly" "Thies", the list goes on.
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