How to touch a woman.. . WHEELIE A MAN CAN ] A WOMAN Face what the are you doing? I mean seriously? Why would you touch her face? Morale. Shoulders I Shoulders  touch my Penis
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How to touch a woman.

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WHEELIE A MAN CAN ] A WOMAN
Face
what the **** are you doing?
I mean seriously? Why would you
******* touch her face? Morale.
Shoulders
I Shoulders are fine, I guess.
if aiit A but to , out she
porbably wont kill you for
Boobs
Dtm' t even ******* thank
about it, ******* .
Arms and Elbows
Holding on to an arm is I Belly
tine, If you’ re planing Are you fut mg
to ******* rape hen _ retarded or
Let the wtith go tou slt: somethign
Remove your hands before she '" miimii Tami! p y
aloes It for You, with tter foot,
your dick.
Va gins
i were you bred from your
Thie brother ******* your father
keep your or something? sense,
grubby Ittle hands more than what the **** is wrong with
down her we you ytou? 1.
should he tme. If you go
higher, the vagina rules I '-FFILES
app! y. She can' t yen at you for touch-
ing her knees, but really, why
the **** would you touch her
Legs - knees at are E mean. than just
no ****** up.
Just no.
******* wierdo.
A WOMAN CAN TOUCH A MAN
Everywhere except the dick
sure, go ahead. He won' t rushing
Dick
Aww **** yes!
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#13 - tidex (12/28/2012) [-]
Fix'd
#95 to #13 - anon (12/28/2012) [-]
Not to be a smart-ass, but the bottom button is not supposed to be buttoned
#148 to #95 - anon (12/28/2012) [-]
you're ******* retarded it's only a two button blazer the bottom button rule is only applied when you sit down.
#223 to #148 - anon (12/28/2012) [-]
No. Have you ever tried sitting down with a slim suit? The bottom rule is irrelevant for sitting since the jacket has to be open, or else a loose button might pull off.

If you're not sitting and want the jacket closed, the most conventional preference is to leave the bottom one unbuttoned. And yes, I'm actually arguing about suit buttons.
#276 to #13 - DanLacasky (12/29/2012) [-]
touch the suit and
#52 to #13 - sweateagle (12/28/2012) [-]
It's only a $6,000 suit; I mean COME ON!
#46 - kusalranawaka (12/28/2012) [-]
So many people here have problems with females. WTF?
So many people here have problems with females. WTF?
#59 to #46 - yerfdog (12/28/2012) [-]
Eh, I don't know why either.
User avatar #56 to #46 - thepandaking (12/28/2012) [-]
funnyjunk is the melting pot of hormonal teenagers who have had relationship problems or no relationship, it's the nature of fj.

not to segregate myself of course
User avatar #34 to #30 - techjoker (12/28/2012) [-]
Well,Obama isn't a woman.
User avatar #26 - jbails (12/28/2012) [-]
Thies
Thies
Thies
THIES
******* thighs.
User avatar #151 to #26 - jellytamer ONLINE (12/28/2012) [-]
i thought it said thieves...
#33 to #26 - psychfouronenine (12/28/2012) [-]
I mean, it was to the point where I was confused as to what was right...    
   
THIES... ITS WRONG BUT WHAT THE 			****		 DO I DO?
I mean, it was to the point where I was confused as to what was right...

THIES... ITS WRONG BUT WHAT THE **** DO I DO?
#202 - karnax (12/28/2012) [-]
What about covering her mouth?
You wouldn't want her screaming or anything.
#92 - shinobidesu (12/28/2012) [-]
>wierdo   
>wont   
>porbably   
>to friendly   
>planing   
>THIES   
>wierdo again
>wierdo
>wont
>porbably
>to friendly
>planing
>THIES
>wierdo again
User avatar #16 - nooc (12/28/2012) [-]
Cheat Codes
A wide variety of areas will open up when:
-teaching a physical activity (golf, dancing, pool)
-casual tickling (hips and belly become safe (provided she's ok with you tickling her))
-you have money
-she's unconscious


If using codes, please be aware that things still may not go your way, and i'm not responsible for ensuing law suits
#215 - edzeppelin (12/28/2012) [-]
< The official badge to touch her anywhere.
#247 to #215 - anon (12/29/2012) [-]
lol silly u, thats a duct tape, not a badge
#100 - creosote (12/28/2012) [-]
I rub my hands on womens faces all the time.
I rub my hands on womens faces all the time.
#54 - karnax (12/28/2012) [-]
It seems that everyone on FJ is a friendzoned hopeless neckbeard.   
Sucks to be you guys.
It seems that everyone on FJ is a friendzoned hopeless neckbeard.
Sucks to be you guys.
#57 to #54 - hulonation ONLINE (12/28/2012) [-]
What show is this?
#58 to #57 - karnax (12/28/2012) [-]
I wish I knew.
I wish I knew.
User avatar #87 to #58 - screwyouman (12/28/2012) [-]
Dr. Bruel's Rules... I think. It's from Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job.
#60 to #57 - justtocomment (12/28/2012) [-]
Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job.
User avatar #173 to #54 - zaggystirdust (12/28/2012) [-]
I actually wish I was back to being friendzoned
this relationship is ****
I want to be single again
User avatar #76 to #54 - DisgruntledTomato (12/28/2012) [-]
The worst part is where they gather here and rub each others bruised egos.
#65 to #54 - laughingcarrot (12/28/2012) [-]
Except the friendzone doesn't exist. Just betas complaining that giving a girl the bare minimum amount of respect that a human deserves reserves them a spot between their legs.
Except the friendzone doesn't exist. Just betas complaining that giving a girl the bare minimum amount of respect that a human deserves reserves them a spot between their legs.
User avatar #180 - tiberioustyphr (12/28/2012) [-]
Thies
Thies
THIES
#219 to #180 - anon (12/28/2012) [-]
It's all LIES!
User avatar #248 - thebritishguy (12/29/2012) [-]
I don't think guys like having their ass holes touched, but then again this was made by O.P
#259 to #248 - deathofnight (12/29/2012) [-]
It all just depends, I mean would you want megan fox to touch your asshole? That would be a yes because come on its megan fox, but then theres edward scissorhands, so it all really just depends.
User avatar #261 to #259 - thebritishguy (12/29/2012) [-]
that is some messy logic, by that logic everything depends if you compare it to edward scissor hands, I wouldn't like a handjob from Eddy but I would love a hand job, I wouldn't say "it depends whether I want a hand job as to if Edward scissorhands is going to do it" people would wonder at your face, I was speaking generally.
#96 - chubberbrother (12/28/2012) [-]
"Wierdo" "A bit to friendly" "Thies", the list goes on.
#124 to #96 - anon (12/28/2012) [-]
a few mistakes "porbably" won't kill you
#257 to #242 - anon (12/29/2012) [-]
it means aunts in my language
#263 to #257 - anon (12/29/2012) [-]
the more you know
#144 - moldybreadcrumb (12/28/2012) [-]
What about her dick? Can you touch her dick?
#115 - flipninefive (12/28/2012) [-]
THIGH! IT'S SPELLED THIGH!
User avatar #79 - gryx (12/28/2012) [-]
hurr durr girls r dumb lol why dun I have gulfrend1!
#93 - nuggetry (12/28/2012) [-]
&lt;&lt;MFW i think the internet's grammar will improve
<<MFW i think the internet's grammar will improve
User avatar #108 to #93 - dummerbaztard (12/28/2012) [-]
Your gif quality should improve
User avatar #31 - thisusernameisalie (12/28/2012) [-]
mmm, love me some thies.
#45 - anon (12/28/2012) [-]
wtf are thies
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