How to touch a woman.. . WHEELIE A MAN CAN ] A WOMAN Face what the are you doing? I mean seriously? Why would you touch her face? Morale. Shoulders I Shoulders  touch my Penis
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WHEELIE A MAN CAN ] A WOMAN
Face
what the **** are you doing?
I mean seriously? Why would you
******* touch her face? Morale.
Shoulders
I Shoulders are fine, I guess.
if aiit A but to , out she
porbably wont kill you for
Boobs
Dtm' t even ******* thank
about it, *******.
Arms and Elbows
Holding on to an arm is I Belly
tine, If you’ re planing Are you fut mg
to ******* rape hen _ retarded or
Let the wtith go tou slt: somethign
Remove your hands before she '" miimii Tami! p y
aloes It for You, with tter foot,
your dick.
Va gins
i were you bred from your
Thie brother ******* your father
keep your or something? sense,
grubby Ittle hands more than what the **** is wrong with
down her we you ytou? 1.
should he tme. If you go
higher, the vagina rules I '-FFILES
app! y. She can' t yen at you for touch-
ing her knees, but really, why
the **** would you touch her
Legs - knees at are E mean. than just
no ****** up.
Just no.
******* wierdo.
A WOMAN CAN TOUCH A MAN
Everywhere except the dick
sure, go ahead. He won' t rushing
Dick
Aww **** yes!
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#13 - tidex
Reply +272
(12/28/2012) [-]
Fix'd
#95 to #13 - anon
Reply 0
(12/28/2012) [-]
Not to be a smart-ass, but the bottom button is not supposed to be buttoned
#148 to #95 - anon
Reply 0
(12/28/2012) [-]
you're ******* retarded it's only a two button blazer the bottom button rule is only applied when you sit down.
#223 to #148 - anon
Reply 0
(12/28/2012) [-]
No. Have you ever tried sitting down with a slim suit? The bottom rule is irrelevant for sitting since the jacket has to be open, or else a loose button might pull off.

If you're not sitting and want the jacket closed, the most conventional preference is to leave the bottom one unbuttoned. And yes, I'm actually arguing about suit buttons.
#276 to #13 - DanLacasky
Reply +1
(12/29/2012) [-]
touch the suit and
#52 to #13 - sweateagle
Reply +14
(12/28/2012) [-]
It's only a $6,000 suit; I mean COME ON!
#16 - nooc
Reply +98
(12/28/2012) [-]
Cheat Codes
A wide variety of areas will open up when:
-teaching a physical activity (golf, dancing, pool)
-casual tickling (hips and belly become safe (provided she's ok with you tickling her))
-you have money
-she's unconscious


If using codes, please be aware that things still may not go your way, and i'm not responsible for ensuing law suits
#26 - jbails
Reply +83
(12/28/2012) [-]
Thies
Thies
Thies
THIES
******* thighs.
#32 to #26 - werefinding
Reply 0
(12/28/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#151 to #26 - jellytamer
Reply +1
(12/28/2012) [-]
i thought it said thieves...
#33 to #26 - psychfouronenine
Reply +4
(12/28/2012) [-]
I mean, it was to the point where I was confused as to what was right...    
   
THIES... ITS WRONG BUT WHAT THE **** DO I DO?
I mean, it was to the point where I was confused as to what was right...

THIES... ITS WRONG BUT WHAT THE **** DO I DO?
#46 - kusalranawaka
Reply +48
(12/28/2012) [-]
So many people here have problems with females. WTF?
So many people here have problems with females. WTF?
#59 to #46 - yerfdog
Reply 0
(12/28/2012) [-]
Eh, I don't know why either.
#56 to #46 - thepandaking
Reply +12
(12/28/2012) [-]
funnyjunk is the melting pot of hormonal teenagers who have had relationship problems or no relationship, it's the nature of fj.

not to segregate myself of course
#30 - nonamemeant
Reply +43
(12/28/2012) [-]
#34 to #30 - techjoker
Reply +5
(12/28/2012) [-]
Well,Obama isn't a woman.
#54 - karnax
Reply +36
(12/28/2012) [-]
It seems that everyone on FJ is a friendzoned hopeless neckbeard.   
Sucks to be you guys.
It seems that everyone on FJ is a friendzoned hopeless neckbeard.
Sucks to be you guys.
#57 to #54 - hulonation
Reply 0
(12/28/2012) [-]
What show is this?
#58 to #57 - karnax
Reply +2
(12/28/2012) [-]
I wish I knew.
I wish I knew.
#87 to #58 - screwyouman
Reply 0
(12/28/2012) [-]
Dr. Bruel's Rules... I think. It's from Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job.
#60 to #57 - justtocomment
Reply 0
(12/28/2012) [-]
Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job.
#173 to #54 - zaggystirdust
Reply 0
(12/28/2012) [-]
I actually wish I was back to being friendzoned
this relationship is ****
I want to be single again
#76 to #54 - DisgruntledTomato
Reply +4
(12/28/2012) [-]
The worst part is where they gather here and rub each others bruised egos.
#65 to #54 - laughingcarrot
Reply +9
(12/28/2012) [-]
Except the friendzone doesn't exist. Just betas complaining that giving a girl the bare minimum amount of respect that a human deserves reserves them a spot between their legs.
Except the friendzone doesn't exist. Just betas complaining that giving a girl the bare minimum amount of respect that a human deserves reserves them a spot between their legs.
#92 - shinobidesu
Reply +30
(12/28/2012) [-]
>wierdo   
>wont   
>porbably   
>to friendly   
>planing   
>THIES   
>wierdo again
>wierdo
>wont
>porbably
>to friendly
>planing
>THIES
>wierdo again
#202 - karnax
Reply +29
(12/28/2012) [-]
What about covering her mouth?
You wouldn't want her screaming or anything.
#144 - moldybreadcrumb
Reply +26
(12/28/2012) [-]
What about her dick? Can you touch her dick?
#159 to #144 - thedarkestrogue
Reply +1
(12/28/2012) [-]
of course
#5 - guitarguise
Reply +22
(12/28/2012) [-]
actually I like physically reserved women. they have modesty and a sense of standard.
#27 to #5 - commontroll
Reply +2
(12/28/2012) [-]
It's true. You feel like you earned it when you touch their ass. And you don't have to worry about getting a disease just from breathing the air she's around.
#15 to #5 - anonymoose
Reply +16
(12/28/2012) [-]
I like whores.