mantis in the tree. not mine, made me laugh though. Like J. Sentinent ' Sh: -are titl, We learned this morning that praying mantis like he lay their eggs in tre Christmas
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mantis in the tree

 
mantis in the tree. not mine, made me laugh though. Like J. Sentinent ' Sh: -are titl, We learned this morning that praying mantis like he lay their eggs in tre

not mine, made me laugh though

Tags: Christmas
Like J. Sentinent ' Sh: -are
titl,
We learned this morning that praying mantis
like he lay their eggs in trees. We
had hundreds at mantis barn in em living
ream teddy. We ale: learned yen can -
deperate '.e. 1 tree in about It minutes.
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#112 - thexxtalonxx (12/28/2012) [-]
AH HA! The old "Trojan Horse" strategy! You may have won this battle bugs, but the war...   
   
... has just begun.
AH HA! The old "Trojan Horse" strategy! You may have won this battle bugs, but the war...

... has just begun.
User avatar #117 to #112 - mrnotsosafeforwork (12/28/2012) [-]
loved that movie
#12 - billysmall (12/28/2012) [-]
If I had hundreds of praying mantises crawling out of my tree, it would only take me about 30 seconds to take down my Christmas decorations
User avatar #42 to #12 - ararat (12/28/2012) [-]
**** the ornaments, would throw the tree in my yard
#14 - curbed (12/28/2012) [-]
Something similar happened to me. My parents found this weird growth in our Christmas tree. I was about 5 or 6 so I thought it was cool. I kept it in a jar in my room on my dresser. It didn't do anything for the longest time, then one morning I was woken up to my mother freaking out with a vacuum cleaner. The thing had hatched and hundreds of baby mantises (Sp?) infested my room. Me and my moms face when they were all over my head too...
Something similar happened to me. My parents found this weird growth in our Christmas tree. I was about 5 or 6 so I thought it was cool. I kept it in a jar in my room on my dresser. It didn't do anything for the longest time, then one morning I was woken up to my mother freaking out with a vacuum cleaner. The thing had hatched and hundreds of baby mantises (Sp?) infested my room. Me and my moms face when they were all over my head too...
User avatar #144 to #14 - severepwner (12/28/2012) [-]
What the **** , but how did they get out of the jar?
#171 to #144 - curbed (12/29/2012) [-]
The jar wasn't closed. I just had it sort of chilling in there because I didn't have a jar big enough to close the thing inside of. In hindsight, not the most brilliant thing I did in my young life
#13 - osanilevich (12/28/2012) [-]
mantis FW
mantis FW
#29 to #13 - lucidria (12/28/2012) [-]
This image has expired
Here, have a version without the watermark.
#4 - kongalkohol ONLINE (12/27/2012) [-]
Mantis FW
Mantis FW
#10 to #4 - anon (12/28/2012) [-]
i have a phobia of vomit...thanks
#16 to #5 - Nameloc (12/28/2012) [-]
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#7 to #5 - dcookie (12/27/2012) [-]
made my day, thanks
User avatar #39 to #4 - edemylove **User deleted account** (12/28/2012) [-]
Oh my god! How hard he's trying not to vomit is hilarious!
#85 - dickticklerluv (12/28/2012) [-]
mantises are the 			****
mantises are the ****
#111 to #85 - anon (12/28/2012) [-]
its a shame they're all christian
#65 - Soilwork (12/28/2012) [-]
Spare a moment for Jesus Christ?
#70 to #65 - funnypill (12/28/2012) [-]
if that showed up at my doorstep i would vow to kill whatever deity frightened me on this level
User avatar #74 to #70 - screwyouman (12/28/2012) [-]
You'll be like Kratos. Except you'll only kill ONE deity and not your father and your uncle.
User avatar #79 to #74 - tonyredgrave (12/28/2012) [-]
and your mentor
User avatar #75 to #74 - funnypill (12/28/2012) [-]
i dont know my dad if pretty secretive
#63 - karnax (12/28/2012) [-]
If I had hundreds of mantises in my tree, I'd move the 			****		 away.   
THEY HAVE SWORDS FOR ARMS.
If I had hundreds of mantises in my tree, I'd move the **** away.
THEY HAVE SWORDS FOR ARMS.
#124 - mctrollston (12/28/2012) [-]
Its faster to set the tree on fire.
#107 - jjholt (12/28/2012) [-]
>un-decorate a tree in about 7 minutes
User avatar #153 to #107 - sweetsolitude (12/28/2012) [-]
Sorry for my ignorance, but what game is that from?
#158 to #153 - drolom (12/28/2012) [-]
Team Fortress 2, search "Meet the Pyro" in Youtube
#160 to #158 - sweetsolitude (12/28/2012) [-]
Thanks. Have a kitten eating a pancake.
Thanks. Have a kitten eating a pancake.
#173 to #160 - konradkurze (12/29/2012) [-]
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I mayk yoo sum moar puncayks
#20 - FrankBennedetto (12/28/2012) [-]
those were my children, *******
#90 - gnillort (12/28/2012) [-]
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User avatar #143 to #90 - severepwner (12/28/2012) [-]
The Jews have candles.
#18 - kurokoda (12/28/2012) [-]
My mom allways bough fake trees. Now, I see why
User avatar #19 to #18 - kurokoda (12/28/2012) [-]
bought*
#21 to #18 - barstoolninja (12/28/2012) [-]
why would you buy more than one fake tree? those things are reusable, you know.
User avatar #49 to #21 - myrtille (12/28/2012) [-]
They can get old and gross after a while. They do just sit in the attic/basement for like 11 months out of every year.
#136 to #49 - barstoolninja (12/28/2012) [-]
the hell kind of cheap ass fake tree are you buying? we've had the same one for 18+ years and its still fine.
User avatar #168 to #136 - myrtille (12/28/2012) [-]
We were kinda poor at the time. Didn't have much money to invest in a nice tree. It was easier to just replace it later.
User avatar #172 to #21 - kurokoda (12/29/2012) [-]
She allways bought a new one each year, Even today I dont know why she did
#100 - bitchpleaseshutup (12/28/2012) [-]
did somebody say... mantis
User avatar #140 to #100 - anormalbrony (12/28/2012) [-]
the mantis reminds me of the mech from district 9
User avatar #152 to #100 - thedynamicman (12/28/2012) [-]
An army of those emerging from your tree......oh ****
#92 - whycanticaps (12/28/2012) [-]
if my tree burst into thousands of bugs, I think I would cry
User avatar #1 - jdborchardt (12/27/2012) [-]
Same **** happened to my family this year. had about 100 hatch, thank god for vacuum hoses.
#2 to #1 - dcookie (12/27/2012) [-]
all my life my family builds one of those trees in a box ******** , its easier and you dont have to buy a new one yearly, been using the same on since i was a kid
#6 to #2 - anon (12/27/2012) [-]
thats soo ******* coo! mantis' are the **** !
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User avatar #138 to #102 - ktjacobs (12/28/2012) [-]
My only regret is that I have but one thumb to give for yourmomtotherescue.
#31 - fleszar (12/28/2012) [-]
I wish I had mantis in my Christmas tree
User avatar #76 to #54 - screwyouman (12/28/2012) [-]
Where is that from?
User avatar #80 to #76 - vasilyzaytsev **User deleted account** (12/28/2012) [-]
sunny, she is the daughter of olga whom you fight in the begging of metal gear solid 2.
#38 to #31 - salihzzz (12/28/2012) [-]
best boss fight ever
best boss fight ever
#62 - noonacarly (12/28/2012) [-]
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#145 - snakefire (12/28/2012) [-]
This was the budwing mantis I caught in arizona two months ago
it laid eggs then died

I am currently waiting for the eggs to hatch so I can sell the babies
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