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#120 - patofeliz (12/28/2012) [-]
...and listen carefully you all wannabe aryan-race people:

Not only I've got blue eyes (quite tending to grey), and a brutal aversion to sunlight due to the lack of melanine on them, they are also quite strange in my country.

Despite of this, bitches seem to prefer what they call "honey/golden/almond?!" eyes, and also tanned ******* /latino **** . Having blue eyes has only enhanced my sense of some kind of racial superiority. And that's probably just to compensate the lack of women teling me they tend to choose blueish colored eyes. So it doesn't count.

The age of the blue eyed stud has ended. This is the time for the orc ****** has come.
User avatar #163 to #120 - belzb (12/28/2012) [-]
Not all hope is lost my friend, my blue eyes almost solely scored me a girlfriend because she loved my eyes and that's what got us talking.
User avatar #152 to #120 - adrilazzaro (12/28/2012) [-]
i wish i could agree with you friend, i too am Argentinean but i can assure you bitches ******* love blue/green/hazel eyes anything light , so if white,blond or tall your chances of getting bitches increase massively, i have brown eyes and my race is italian arab ish and chicks always ditch me for guys who are "whiter" than me.
#168 to #152 - patofeliz (12/28/2012) [-]
I'm quite pale myself, tall with light brown hair (Italian-Austrian descent here). And always left aside by mulato-looking people.

We should totally swap places.

And get bitchz
User avatar #171 to #168 - adrilazzaro (12/28/2012) [-]
i think you're on the better side here man, move somewhere else people as much as they hate to admit prefer white features, move america if you ever can i live there right now and as much i prefer Argentinean people over Americans electronics are cheaper, the internet is fast and women from all over the world come here
#125 to #120 - implosay (12/28/2012) [-]
I don't know where you live, but where I am, every time I talk to a new girl (which happens quite a lot considering that one of my friend is kind of a womanizer), she will almost always end up complimenting my blue eyes and stare at them for a good minute
User avatar #132 to #125 - patofeliz (12/28/2012) [-]
I'm from Argentina. Sadly...
User avatar #134 to #132 - implosay (12/28/2012) [-]
I'm from France. Fortunately I guess...
#142 to #134 - Womens Study Major (12/28/2012) [-]
cute gif / picture
User avatar #143 to #142 - implosay (12/28/2012) [-]
You mean my avatar? Yeah, that's why I use it
#137 to #134 - patofeliz (12/28/2012) [-]
at least mor than me...
#139 to #137 - implosay (12/28/2012) [-]
Well I'm not really aware of Argentina's conditions so I don't really know
User avatar #140 to #139 - patofeliz (12/28/2012) [-]
trust me, luckier. a lot.
#141 to #140 - implosay (12/28/2012) [-]
I'll take your word for it. Good luck back there
#124 to #120 - cupcakedevourer (12/28/2012) [-]
I can't ******* go out into the sunlight without squinting and using my hand as a visor (plus I burn up like a shrively thing due to my ginger hair and freckles). This is why I don't go outside. If I ever moved to America or somewhere, I would be looked down on because of my fuzzball of red hair and inability to tan. I am the very stereotype of an Irish person :(
#145 to #124 - creosote (12/28/2012) [-]
I also have the poor misfortune of being a ginger, except I do live in America, and it's totally true about being an outcast, because growing up children treated me like a leper. Our time will rise though, brethren, and when it does, we will rain hell fire down upon their beautiful, luscious, soft straight hair, and they will taste the wrath of the ginger nation.
I also have the poor misfortune of being a ginger, except I do live in America, and it's totally true about being an outcast, because growing up children treated me like a leper. Our time will rise though, brethren, and when it does, we will rain hell fire down upon their beautiful, luscious, soft straight hair, and they will taste the wrath of the ginger nation.
User avatar #178 to #145 - combatarms (12/28/2012) [-]
Gingers are a scourge upon mankind
#150 to #145 - cupcakedevourer (12/28/2012) [-]
Quoting the great Catherine Tate:   
I can dye my hair however I want,   
but I'll always have freckles on my arms!
Quoting the great Catherine Tate:
I can dye my hair however I want,
but I'll always have freckles on my arms!
#153 to #150 - creosote (12/28/2012) [-]
At least she doesn't have them on her face as well.
At least she doesn't have them on her face as well.
#130 to #124 - implosay (12/28/2012) [-]
I can't ******* go out into the sunlight without squinting and using my hand as a visor

Truer words have never been spoken. All it needs is to be a bit bright outside and we're ******* dazzled.
#136 to #130 - cupcakedevourer (12/28/2012) [-]
According to my optician, it's because our eyes have too many lights colours or something, and the light reflects and bounces around in our eyeballs.   
< Pic related, this is what I look like in the sun.
According to my optician, it's because our eyes have too many lights colours or something, and the light reflects and bounces around in our eyeballs.
< Pic related, this is what I look like in the sun.
#138 to #136 - implosay (12/28/2012) [-]
Yeah, that's what I heard too.

<MFW outside
#123 to #120 - idkmyusername (12/28/2012) [-]
i have blonde hair and blue eyes.... I too was once the master race.
#122 to #120 - yerfdog (12/28/2012) [-]
I have... impure... eyes.

They're both green and blue.
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