Takei strikes again!!!. It might take you awhile to get like me but you will eventually get it.... THEE THE T' MIT tlf ‘EMF HF ‘HI. Take the "g" out of grape TAKEI strikes again haha funny lol
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#18 - silverlance
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(12/28/2012) [-]
Take the "g" out of grape
#63 to #18 - RamDozer
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Jesus ******* Christ, man. That was ******* genius.
Jesus ******* Christ, man. That was ******* genius.
#81 to #18 - saiyajinwarrior
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#52 to #18 - crazyoljew
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User avatar #82 to #52 - satrenkotheone
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(12/28/2012) [-]
It should say "call the crops"
User avatar #1 - twistedrider
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(12/27/2012) [-]
I don't get it. And I've been staring at this for 10 minuts now. Help me out please. :<
User avatar #12 to #1 - blackholee
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(12/28/2012) [-]
abort yourself
User avatar #14 to #1 - cantfindausername
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(12/28/2012) [-]
Don't abort yourself.
#2 to #1 - tennisstar [OP] **User deleted account**
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#3 to #2 - twistedrider
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(12/27/2012) [-]
Well, ****. I feel like a retard now. Thanks for pointing that out! A thumb for you! :D
Well, ****. I feel like a retard now. Thanks for pointing that out! A thumb for you! :D
#4 to #3 - tennisstar [OP] **User deleted account**
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#42 to #2 - lamarisagoodname
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(12/28/2012) [-]
Man what

Thought it was gonna be all like secret n' ****
User avatar #26 to #2 - thatevanguy
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(12/28/2012) [-]
There's no ******* way you just censored that on purpose....
#13 - victoryismine
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(12/28/2012) [-]
Me - &quot;Hey Mum.&quot;   
Mum - &quot;What?&quot;   
Me - Do you know how to fit an elephant into a Safeway bag?&quot;   
Mum - &quot;How?&quot;   
Me - &quot;Take the S out of safe and the F out of way.&quot;   
Mum - &quot;Oh&quot;   
Me - &quot;Do you get it?&quot;   
Mum - (silence)   
Me - &quot;I said take the S out of safe and the F out of way&quot;   
Mum - &quot;The f out of way? You can't take the F out of way. There is no F.&quot;   
Me - &quot;DAMMIT!&quot;   
   
MFW
Me - "Hey Mum."
Mum - "What?"
Me - Do you know how to fit an elephant into a Safeway bag?"
Mum - "How?"
Me - "Take the S out of safe and the F out of way."
Mum - "Oh"
Me - "Do you get it?"
Mum - (silence)
Me - "I said take the S out of safe and the F out of way"
Mum - "The f out of way? You can't take the F out of way. There is no F."
Me - "DAMMIT!"

MFW
#19 to #13 - anon id: 0aa7b087
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It's MOM! You stupid ******* homo! God you're so stupid! Kill yourself, faggot.
#32 to #19 - totallynotvpirate
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(12/28/2012) [-]
>Dialects
In Great Britain and Australia and anywhere else the speaks European English, it's Mum.

In America, it's mom.

Dumb ****.
#34 to #32 - ankh
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(12/28/2012) [-]
feel free to use this next time
feel free to use this next time
#38 to #34 - totallynotvpirate
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(12/28/2012) [-]
But I can't post the pictures

:c
User avatar #56 to #38 - boydaranga
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(12/28/2012) [-]
then we shall help you!
User avatar #58 to #32 - nastoy
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(12/28/2012) [-]
In Denmark both terms are used commonly
User avatar #50 to #32 - yoloswaggins
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I think in some places in England it's spelt 'mom' too. But in no way do I know what I'm talking about.

In New Zealand we use 'mum'
User avatar #21 to #19 - victoryismine
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(12/28/2012) [-]
I live in Australia. We spell it mum.
#53 to #19 - crazyoljew
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I'm American and I prefer to spell it "mum"
#49 to #19 - ajohnston
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he correct way is Mum, you use an archaic spelling, just like jail, was ''americanised'' from gaol
#10 - TheBanana
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(12/28/2012) [-]
i would like to be a girl with big breasts so i could lick my own nipples
#24 to #10 - mrdrpage
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#31 to #10 - aflyingtoaster
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Comment Picture
User avatar #29 to #10 - Underneath
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Is that a good trick to be able to do? Is it common?
User avatar #43 to #29 - lamarisagoodname
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Nope, just you sweetheart.
#44 to #10 - cumwhore
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#54 to #10 - ileenover
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Comment Picture
User avatar #8 - connormccloud
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One day a man goes to an ice cream store
he asks the clerk for chocolate ice cream
"I'm sorry sir there is none to be had"
But I really want chocolate ice cream
You are not understanding me
spell van as in vanilla
V.A.N.
spell straw as in strawberry
S.T.R.A.W
spell **** as in chocolate
there is no **** in chocolate
that's what I've been trying to tell you
User avatar #45 - comexx
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(12/28/2012) [-]
Can someone please explain the joke to me?
User avatar #46 to #45 - dsand
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There is no f'n way im explaining that you.
#28 - josieabby
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mfw I got the joke
mfw I got the joke
#33 - saladtongsofdeath
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just pick up the elephant and put it in the bag....(nobody said it wasnt a toy elephant)
#37 to #33 - dutchderpina
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(12/28/2012) [-]
Nobody said it wasn't a an enormous bag.
User avatar #40 to #37 - Cobaltsushi
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(12/28/2012) [-]
Gotta brand it with safeway
#55 - hakeo
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User avatar #61 to #55 - mojusk
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(12/28/2012) [-]
yea, one of those you have to read twice
#64 to #61 - yowhatsup
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Its taken me much more than 2 times to get the joke. And I still haven't got the joke...
User avatar #66 to #64 - redneckhokage
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(12/28/2012) [-]
theres no f in way

theres no effing way

theres no ******* way
#11 - ascendedwings
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