Thirsty. . Noel Mt: WHY is it so hard to get a boyfriend??? someone teach me how to get one on lol Like r Comment : Ioi.. -t an hour ago near Newark. OH via tit
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Thirsty

Noel Mt:
WHY is it so hard to get a boyfriend??? someone teach me how to
get one on lol
Like r Comment : Ioi.. -t an hour ago near Newark. OH via tit
Mathew James okay first things first. no to your fridge. and
get some Rotor.
14 minutes ago F Like
Hoe! Rexall halt: okay..._ done?
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Iii Mathew James great. new go back and pawsome. ree in the
water''
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lolkill Hoe: Hamil I dent new when you' re going with this.
11 minutes ago I Like
Hoe! Maxair done
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Mathew Jerome now drink that ************* water cause
you a tho my as been
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Submitted: 12/27/2012
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#26 to #1 - John Cena (12/28/2012) [-]
ass*
#118 to #1 - lamarisagoodname (12/28/2012) [-]
My generation's not so bad.
#5 - recoveryone ONLINE (12/27/2012) [-]
Or you could just give her a straw and tell her to suck it up.
#7 to #5 - ccccombobreaker (12/27/2012) [-]
Those straws totally look like theyre banging. I lol'd
User avatar #9 to #7 - firinne (12/27/2012) [-]
Glad I'm not the only one who saw that right off.
User avatar #8 to #5 - aahrg (12/27/2012) [-]
>2 straws
>TWO
>T-W-O
>3 letters in 2
>half life 3 confirmed
#32 to #8 - UnforgivenSins (12/28/2012) [-]
wat
#50 to #8 - waffies (12/28/2012) [-]
I have no idea why i'm laughing
User avatar #148 to #8 - Emuman (12/28/2012) [-]
>Five arrows
>F-I-V-E
>4 letters in 5
>Half-Life 4 confirmed after that
#89 to #86 - gardenmanly (12/28/2012) [-]
Also, I laughed my 			******		 ass off, thank you for that!
Also, I laughed my ****** ass off, thank you for that!
#78 - josieabby (12/28/2012) [-]
Thursty ass bitch.
Thursty ass bitch.
#80 to #78 - John Cena (12/28/2012) [-]
hahahahahahaha this is too funny thank you so much!!
#82 to #78 - John Cena (12/28/2012) [-]
seriously never laughed this hard
User avatar #12 - haloforlife (12/27/2012) [-]
Hi at the risk of getting -10000 thumbs can someone explain the joke to me ?
User avatar #20 to #14 - irockhard (12/28/2012) [-]
I don't know why this is here.. But it's funny.
User avatar #40 to #20 - renamon (12/28/2012) [-]
It's 2Spooky 4 me
User avatar #15 to #12 - ryukyukids (12/27/2012) [-]
thirsty is a slang term for desperate. It is a pun of sorts.
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#31 to #29 - duudegladiator ONLINE (12/28/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
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#36 to #29 - John Cena (12/28/2012) [-]
Not exactly. Means more that you are desperate for cock and/or pussy depending on your sexual preference. Willing to do anything to achieve said cock and/or pussy. Always thinking about said cock and/or pussy.
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#73 - niggardoblaickoise (12/28/2012) [-]
This....
This....
User avatar #74 to #73 - santapony (12/28/2012) [-]
You're not alpha as **** if you're driving a Miata.
#79 to #74 - defacedcreeper (12/28/2012) [-]
Bitch Miatas are Badass
User avatar #81 to #79 - santapony (12/28/2012) [-]
Only badass Miatas are LS1 swapped. **** those stanced faggots.
#84 to #81 - filipnocd (12/28/2012) [-]
What you drive.
#115 to #84 - dafuqman (12/28/2012) [-]
hahaha it's funny because he has a pony for a profile picture but he clearly isn't loving or being tolerant.
#88 to #84 - phanact (12/28/2012) [-]
This image has expired
I have nothing to say back

Oh look! He's a brony!

Better call him gay!
User avatar #91 to #84 - santapony (12/28/2012) [-]
Pretty funny too how you have that saved.
User avatar #96 to #91 - filipnocd (12/28/2012) [-]
I just googled brony mobile or something of relation. I was looking for the lamest one since your avatar suggests you like MLP. It was a cheap shot you can say. I rustled phanact's jimmies since he deleted his comments and received red thumbs. I do respect what you drive though. Assuming you're not lying...
User avatar #98 to #96 - santapony (12/28/2012) [-]
Want more pictures?
User avatar #99 to #98 - filipnocd (12/28/2012) [-]
If you don't mind.
User avatar #103 to #101 - filipnocd (12/28/2012) [-]
How do you like to beat on this car? Drifting, top speed, circuit, or drag racing?
User avatar #105 to #103 - santapony (12/28/2012) [-]
Drifting pretty much Once in a while stop light drags.
User avatar #106 to #105 - filipnocd (12/28/2012) [-]
Did you dyno this to get the hp numbers?
People like us need a car channel or car board...
User avatar #107 to #106 - santapony (12/28/2012) [-]
Dyno'd about a month ago, I have the sheet laying around at my friend's garage. I would post if I had.

I just frequent on /o/, since they already have one.
#90 to #84 - santapony (12/28/2012) [-]
Actually. 340hp SR20.
#108 to #73 - scarytown (12/28/2012) [-]
mmmm, yeah, wif dem short shorts.....
#126 - rednax ONLINE (12/28/2012) [-]
Either this joke needs explanation or I'm seriously worried for the future of funnyjunk.
#113 - bigassballs (12/28/2012) [-]
So very relevant
#114 - andrewjla (12/28/2012) [-]
I have the secret
User avatar #131 to #114 - nastoy (12/28/2012) [-]
Option two: roofies
User avatar #142 to #131 - andrewjla (12/28/2012) [-]
why would you need roofies? that's what the chloroform does...
User avatar #147 to #142 - nastoy (12/28/2012) [-]
Because on Roofies she's still awake...
In some how...
#130 - atheistzilla (12/28/2012) [-]
i don't get it, someone explain please!?
User avatar #135 to #130 - misfitsftw (12/28/2012) [-]
COCK thirsty
User avatar #138 to #135 - atheistzilla (12/28/2012) [-]
thank you
#72 - totbros (12/28/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#104 - mezuki (12/28/2012) [-]
pic very related
User avatar #58 - captalexander (12/28/2012) [-]
For those who dont get it, Thursty means the bitch is desperate for the dick.
User avatar #65 to #58 - aldheim (12/28/2012) [-]
Ah, thank you. I have problems with the swagger speak.
User avatar #146 to #65 - captalexander (12/28/2012) [-]
So do i, i just hear enough of it to know small parts.
#117 - rbanh (12/28/2012) [-]
Don't see why its so hard for her, she looks pretty sweet
User avatar #139 to #117 - misfitsftw (12/28/2012) [-]
she probably either lacks the confidence to make a move on her crush, or she keeps friendzoning her guy friends who are interested.
#22 - John Cena (12/28/2012) [-]
>laughs at someone for being desperate

>is on the place where the most desperate people on the planet gather

>FJ logic
#133 - zanshin (12/28/2012) [-]
I don't get it.
Was he trying to be funny?
User avatar #134 to #133 - misfitsftw (12/28/2012) [-]
thirsty as in short for COCK thirsty. hope that helped
#137 to #134 - zanshin (12/28/2012) [-]
thanx.

still a "meh"
#76 - grimgrey (12/28/2012) [-]
**grimgrey rolled a random image posted in comment #2443132 at MLP Friendly Board ** mfw
User avatar #19 - srskate (12/28/2012) [-]
>be in english
>talking about slang
>teacher says she needs to keep up on slang, partially for fun
>recalls how she learned the definition of thirsty
Student: So you know when a girl needs something to drink
Teacher: Yeah
Student: So she gets a big glass of water
Teacher: Does she want the water from a bunch of different glasses?
Student: yeah
Teacher: So it's a girl who wants to have sex with a bunch of guys?
Student (with red face) : yeah
Teacher: Why couldn't you just say that?

>Best english class ever.
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