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How to sell a lamp

lli?, omegle Talk to strangers!
You' re chatting with a random stranger on Omeglol
Question to discuss:
stranger 1 must sell a lamp to stranger
You: LOL
Stranger: Tes
You: Bitch
You: HOLD
You: THE ****
You: UP
You: THIS AIN' T ND ORDINARY LAMP
Stranger: Uh.. Sorry?
Stranger: Cih.... Kay?
You: This **** is a ******* Billy Mays Caps Lamp 9500
You: **** is BRIGHT
You: 100 Watt?
Stranger: That' s nice....
You: Try THOUSAND WATT, BEYETCH
You: **** will LIGHT THE PLACE UP like *******
CHRISTMAS
You: (SIN THE FOURTH ACULY
Stranger: But does it come in blue'?
Stranger: I really want blue
You: ***** , IT CAMES IN ******* (BITTER
TESTICLES IF YOU WANT IT TD
You: Just hook it up via ************* USB and it will
to your standard, if you have an account on
the Billy Mays websites
Stranger: I WILL BUY THIS LAMP
You: DAMN ****** RIGHT
Stranger: CUZ IT' S ******* AWESOME
You: GUESS WHAT IT CASTS YOU UP IN THIS
BITCH!?
You: MATHA
You: *******
Stranger: NAME THE PRICE
You: S PAYMENTS
You:
You: BUT HOLD THE PHONE
CC) CANUCKER
You: Call this ******* RIGHT ******* NOW
You: And we' ll DDABLE THE ******* DEFER
9500 GT' S FDR THE PRICE CINE!
You: People walk past yo house and be like
You: DAYUM, ***** BRIGHT
Stranger: DH ****
Stranger: THAT' S SCEME INTENSE ****
You: TAKE IT AWAY VINCE:
You: How bright IS it?
You: ***** , THIS **** IS SC) BRIGHT, THE
PREDIC) USLY STATED SCENARIO WOULD HAPPEN
IF THEY WAS IN THE GOD DAMNED BASEMENT
You: Just when you thought it couldn' t get ANY
******* BETTER:
You: This piece of **** lamp will REPEL *******
SPIDERS
You: ND
You: MC)
You: SCARY ASS ****
You: IN YD BASEMENT
Stranger: Dmff I' m actually crying in laughing so hard
You: LET' S GET YOU SIGNED THE **** UP
You: Good, I aim to please.
Stranger: You' re too funny heheh
Stranger: I' m sold
Your partner has disconnected.
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#37 - wertgf (12/27/2012) [-]
reality.
#81 to #37 - mhden (12/27/2012) [-]
That Lamp(Vagina) was used !
#17 - confusedasian (12/27/2012) [-]
I'll be seeing you on the front page.
I'll be seeing you on the front page.
#292 to #17 - jgblax (12/28/2012) [-]
I love seeing my Gifs used!
User avatar #288 - Dwarf (12/28/2012) [-]
**Dwarf rolls 6** easy payments of $9.95.
User avatar #289 to #288 - therealpokemon (12/28/2012) [-]
NICE!
#272 - davidavidson (12/28/2012) [-]
IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING
User avatar #287 to #272 - Brass (12/28/2012) [-]
Did you google image search "otter testicles" or did you have that image saved from a previous use? Either way, I applaud your reactionary picture comment, but question if you you have recently overdosed on internet.
#297 to #287 - davidavidson (12/28/2012) [-]
Overdose has occurred
#57 - thenacho (12/27/2012) [-]
Lost it at Otter Testicles
User avatar #73 to #57 - dantemp (12/27/2012) [-]
same here, barely breathing right now...
User avatar #79 to #57 - massdubater (12/27/2012) [-]
do you guys legit laugh on this website i never laugh. like it is aesthetically pleasing to me but I just don't laugh is there something wrong with me?
User avatar #87 to #79 - Rattaz (12/27/2012) [-]
I do laugh, but not loud. Well, atleast not when alone. I don't know why though, I find alot of things on this and youtube amusing, I get this feeling inside me, but I never laugh out loud. A friend showed me a video once, I didn't laugh, but I found it funny. Idk why, I laugh alot with people, but not on the computer, it just seems impossible. To me, atleast.
User avatar #89 to #87 - massdubater (12/27/2012) [-]
i completely agree although i am able to laugh at videos on youtube videogamedunkey often makes me laugh he is a very funny game commentator incredibly funny
User avatar #111 to #89 - Rattaz (12/27/2012) [-]
Hmm, I can also when I'm with friends, but alone I just don't seem to care, even though I find it incredibly funny etc. Wierd, I know.
#52 - nippuhl (12/27/2012) [-]
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HE DIDN'T EVEN FOLLOW THE RULES
#299 - josieabby (12/28/2012) [-]
NO   
MO   
SCARY ASS 			****		   
IN YO BASEMENT   
   
I...can't...even...
NO
MO
SCARY ASS ****
IN YO BASEMENT

I...can't...even...
#15 - stonerjesus (12/27/2012) [-]
**stonerjesus rolled a random image posted in comment #88 at wut 2 ** MFW otter testicles
User avatar #150 to #15 - haveagoodone (12/28/2012) [-]
www.mofosex.com/videos/23645/asian-threesome-horses.html
User avatar #16 to #15 - therealpokemon (12/27/2012) [-]
******* PERFECT XD
#45 - ascendedwings (12/27/2012) [-]
Also, I heard "THIS AIN'T NO ORDINARY LAMP" in his voice.
#290 - obnhep (12/28/2012) [-]
I 			******		 lost it at otter testicles
I ****** lost it at otter testicles
#295 - totbros (12/28/2012) [-]
I'm dying.
I'm dying.
#75 - xfresherassassinx (12/27/2012) [-]
**xfresherassassinx rolled a random image posted in comment #2228468 at FJ RPG ** Mfw Otter testical
**xfresherassassinx rolled a random image posted in comment #2228468 at FJ RPG ** Mfw Otter testical
User avatar #76 to #75 - xfresherassassinx (12/27/2012) [-]
testicles*
#220 - guitarmanforever (12/28/2012) [-]
> ***** , IT COMES IN ******* OTTER TESTICLES IF YOU WANT IT TO

Can't see straight from laughing too hard
#49 - nonamemeant (12/27/2012) [-]
**nonamemeant rolled a random image posted in comment #59 at AMP 709 ** Otter testicles?
#36 - kampi (12/27/2012) [-]
You are one hilarious 			************		.   
   
+1 for you, sir!
You are one hilarious ************ .

+1 for you, sir!
#143 - sherbaderb (12/28/2012) [-]
"BUT HOLD THE MOTHER-JIZZING PHONE COCKSUCKER"
"BUT HOLD THE MOTHER-JIZZING PHONE COCKSUCKER"
#320 - gazajunk (12/28/2012) [-]
**gazajunk rolled a random image posted in comment #83 at So FJ, What's YOUR biggest fail? ** I love lamp.
+5
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#283 - latinotornado (12/28/2012) [-]
lost my mother 			*******		 otter testicles reading this
lost my mother ******* otter testicles reading this
User avatar #278 to #271 - jokersaysamuseme (12/28/2012) [-]
Its amazing the **** you come up with after being on FJ so long.
#184 - neoexdeath ONLINE (12/28/2012) [-]
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