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Submitted: 12/27/2012
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#10 - HellsSponge ONLINE (12/27/2012) [+] (7 replies)
A quote from the novel (link found in comment below)

"“Oh my ******* god damn **** baby Jesus I love
cheese ******* sandwiches.” Lucifer *************
said as he watched a football player shove a pencil up
his ass. The announcer for the ******* ******* gay
network moaned the voiceover, screaming about
******* rabid geese with a stick and putting his nose
in a *********** penishole. The sack of ******** pressed
itself against the remote, smeared greasy crap onto
the buttons until the channel changed. A giant dick
filled the screen, and then there was a toothless
crackwhore yammering about how loose her stinky
***** was and how much like a ********** asscrack it
smelled. The sack of ******** changed the channel
again and Lucifer threw his sandwich at the T.V."
#8 - captainwow (12/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I read this whole thing....the last few pages are blank.

Spoilers.
#6 - shamrockbandit (12/27/2012) [-]
Look! Even Oprah recommends it!
User avatar #5 - darkseidrules (12/27/2012) [-]
That is the last book I downloaded and began reading on my Kindle before it broke... and now I can't send it away to be repaired...
User avatar #49 - grimsho (12/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Today: 4chan plays adlib!
#25 - thisotherdude (12/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
And here I was thinking this was a strange book, thank you internet.
#43 - abdullahmag ONLINE (12/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)
scroty mcboogerballs

first thing that came to mind.
#1 - scrmblstehdthdlr (12/27/2012) [+] (3 replies)
that's a sexual reference
User avatar #4 to #1 - Vadi ONLINE (12/27/2012) [-]
Is that all you can say?
#58 - mcadrockd (12/28/2012) [-]
If I become a teacher, this=First assignment of the year.
If I become a teacher, this=First assignment of the year.
User avatar #33 - sniperdawg ONLINE (12/28/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Doesn't this remind you of that one South Park episode where the kids wrote a disgusting book, but everyone loved it? Yeah, that one.
#9 - mcatheistnuggets (12/27/2012) [-]
http://ebookbrowse.com/gdoc.php?id=90404013&url=e7f0bc24ba98b649fc44e276bbe007c8   
   
I don't know what I expected........
http://ebookbrowse.com/gdoc.php?id=90404013&url=e7f0bc24ba98b649fc44e276bbe007c8

I don't know what I expected........
#52 - johnshepherd (12/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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#28 - RightHandShame (12/27/2012) [-]
Am I the only one who thought of South Park's "The Tale of Scroty McBoogerballs"?
#67 - baditch (12/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Based on a true story...
User avatar #63 - Leyf (12/28/2012) [-]
I've been trying to publish a novel for years and THIS is a published book!?
User avatar #2 - inanimateobject ONLINE (12/27/2012) [-]
I'm going to have to read this.
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