Book for FJ. ... A quote from the novel (link found in comment below) "“Oh my god damn baby Jesus I love cheese sandwiches.” Lucifer said as he watched a football player sh Book for FJ A quote from the novel (link found in comment below) "“Oh my god damn baby Jesus I love cheese sandwiches ” Lucifer said as he watched a football player sh
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#10 - HellsSponge
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(12/27/2012) [-]
A quote from the novel (link found in comment below)

"“Oh my ******* god damn **** baby Jesus I love
cheese ******* sandwiches.” Lucifer *************
said as he watched a football player shove a pencil up
his ass. The announcer for the ******* Asshole gay
network moaned the voiceover, screaming about
******* rabid geese with a stick and putting his nose
in a shemale’s penishole. The sack of ******** pressed
itself against the remote, smeared greasy crap onto
the buttons until the channel changed. A giant dick
filled the screen, and then there was a toothless
crackwhore yammering about how loose her stinky
pussy was and how much like a honkey’s asscrack it
smelled. The sack of ******** changed the channel
again and Lucifer threw his sandwich at the T.V."
#16 to #10 - anon
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(12/27/2012) [-]
why do I always end up masturbating when I come to FJ
#42 to #10 - thesirofponies
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(12/28/2012) [-]
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I am buying this book after I get new sides.
#27 to #10 - thisotherdude
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(12/27/2012) [-]
I literally had to stop halfway through to curl up on the floor and laugh so hard I was crying.
I literally had to stop halfway through to curl up on the floor and laugh so hard I was crying.
#17 to #10 - romanprinsonerr
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(12/27/2012) [-]
reminds of that south park episode where they wrote a book
#15 to #10 - simonlc
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(12/27/2012) [-]
#21 to #10 - asbrustle ONLINE
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(12/27/2012) [-]
If I had to guess the book just for the quote, I'd say 50 shades of grey
#23 to #10 - lemleet
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(12/27/2012) [-]
that's like the tail of scrooty mcboogerballs
#8 - captainwow ONLINE
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(12/27/2012) [-]
I read this whole thing....the last few pages are blank.

Spoilers.
#22 to #8 - romanprinsonerr
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(12/27/2012) [-]
I just read it too, I cried
#6 - shamrockbandit
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(12/27/2012) [-]
Look! Even Oprah recommends it!
#5 - darkseidrules
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(12/27/2012) [-]
That is the last book I downloaded and began reading on my Kindle before it broke... and now I can't send it away to be repaired...
#49 - grimsho
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(12/28/2012) [-]
Today: 4chan plays adlib!
#53 to #49 - johnshepherd
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(12/28/2012) [-]
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#25 - thisotherdude
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(12/27/2012) [-]
And here I was thinking this was a strange book, thank you internet.
#32 to #25 - ryushi
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(12/28/2012) [-]
Three items down
http://divine-interventions.com/religioustoys.php
#43 - abdullahmag
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(12/28/2012) [-]
scroty mcboogerballs

first thing that came to mind.
#45 to #43 - richardastley ONLINE
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(12/28/2012) [-]
Or The Poop That Took a Pee!
#31 - tripples
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(12/28/2012) [-]
#1 - scrmblstehdthdlr
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(12/27/2012) [-]
that's a sexual reference
#13 to #1 - opiethepug
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(12/27/2012) [-]
Everyone hates you.
#7 to #1 - hatelovehate
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(12/27/2012) [-]
hatlovehate hates you
#4 to #1 - Vadi
Reply +12
(12/27/2012) [-]
Is that all you can say?