'MURICA!. YEAH!. is an american fast food franchise called "Heart Attack Grill With the slogan: "Taste worth dying for" the whole restaurant has a hospital them
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'MURICA!

is an american fast food franchise
called "Heart Attack Grill
With the slogan: "Taste worth dying
for" the whole restaurant has a hospital
theme in it. Waitress are the nurses and
the clients are the pacients.
On the menu, there are options like
single, trouble, triple and quadruple
bypass, burgers that go from 230 grams
to 910 grams of meat, some have
incredible 8000 cal. Plus french fries
fried in pig fat and a especial coke
made in mexico that contains pure
sugar.
Anyone over ( ) eats for
free anytime. And if you finish your
burger you get a free ride on a
wheelchair.
our 350 Last
Eat For Frail
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User avatar #10 - ekmsohal (12/27/2012) [-]
At least they are helping America with their obesity problems, by killing them.
User avatar #28 to #10 - FeeFieFoe (12/27/2012) [-]
Would you rather die a happy fatass or a lonely skinny douche with long hair?
User avatar #40 to #28 - spankyy (12/27/2012) [-]
what does long hair have to do with this? 0_o
User avatar #44 to #40 - lordlolland (12/27/2012) [-]
You need it for wrapping yourself in it to protect you from the cold when you dont have an insulating layer of fat.
#188 to #44 - anon (12/27/2012) [-]
I'm sure most skinny people are wearing clothes.
User avatar #286 to #188 - ilovehitler (12/27/2012) [-]
Unless africa.
User avatar #69 to #28 - mrthezho (12/27/2012) [-]
He was talking about obesity, not just a bit overweight.
User avatar #233 to #28 - mrbuu ONLINE (12/27/2012) [-]
ill fix this you would rather die a lonely fatass then a skinny douche with a hot girl friend. priorities might not be in order.
User avatar #472 to #10 - lolmaister (12/27/2012) [-]
Everyone over 160 kg eats for free?

what a terrible deal for an american restaurant...
#338 - desacabose ONLINE (12/27/2012) [-]
This is the start of a great porno friendship
#502 to #338 - theyallfloat (12/27/2012) [-]
Looks like Angel and LaGuerta from Dexter...
User avatar #180 - wabasha (12/27/2012) [-]
Before making fun of America, why don't you first understand the term "Franchise." There is only one of these restaurants in existence. It's not like every corner has one, it's not a ******* Walgreens.
User avatar #202 to #180 - halor (12/27/2012) [-]
only 1....thats weird i could of sworn another opened in Dallas last year
#303 to #180 - jabzilla (12/27/2012) [-]
I know there are more than one of them...but I dont think they have more than 5 in existence. (hopefully thats all we get...)
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User avatar #184 to #182 - wabasha (12/27/2012) [-]
Well known for being on "every" corner.
User avatar #183 to #182 - wabasha (12/27/2012) [-]
Like a convenience store.
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User avatar #193 to #187 - Pink Floyd (12/27/2012) [-]
That doesn't sound very convenient to me.
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User avatar #212 to #180 - RageMuffin (12/27/2012) [-]
Theres not only one in existance, it first opened up in arizona, then one opened up in dallas, then las vegas.
#217 to #212 - thisguyisawesome (12/27/2012) [-]
the one in Dallas closed due to bankruptcy


i never got a chance to go
User avatar #220 to #217 - RageMuffin (12/27/2012) [-]
aww that sucks, the one in arizona is an hour or so away from me, maybe ill go to it some time haha. Looks pretty cool
#8 - yoloswaggins (12/27/2012) [-]
As horrible as it sounds, I would really want to try some of that 			****		, just to say I survived borderline heart attack.   
   
I'm not American
As horrible as it sounds, I would really want to try some of that **** , just to say I survived borderline heart attack.

I'm not American
User avatar #238 to #8 - mrbuu ONLINE (12/27/2012) [-]
it would probly kill you. french fire bar scoop of lard on every patty so 4 scoops on a quad by pass.
#167 - malifauxdeux (12/27/2012) [-]
Man, gyms should have that policy. "Over 350 lbs work out for free."
#207 to #201 - xgameloverx (12/27/2012) [-]
NO U
NO U
#569 to #201 - malifauxdeux (12/28/2012) [-]
I'd tell you to say that to my face, but I don't like the smell of 			****		.
I'd tell you to say that to my face, but I don't like the smell of **** .
#393 - gmarrox (12/27/2012) [-]
I'd just like to let people from other nations know that restaurants like these aren't places people eat at more than once or twice a year usually. This is like a special occasion type establishment. People eat at places like this because they KNOW it's terrible and that makes it funny. Like if you drive through Vegas and say "hey you know that place with those 8000 calorie is just up the street. Let's go there, it'll be hilarious."

American obesity mostly comes from the way people eat at home, not which restaurants they choose to eat at. Being healthy is the science of moderation.
#396 to #393 - anon (12/27/2012) [-]
doesn't this kind of... ruin the joke?
User avatar #480 to #393 - chezburgadominator (12/27/2012) [-]
Thank you. I'm actually tired of thinking how other countries view us. It seems the internet believes every American is some 400lb teenager who lives in their parents basement. Posts like these make it seem like all Americans eat is Fast Food which is why we're all so "obese".
User avatar #397 to #393 - ancientaliens (12/27/2012) [-]
amen
#241 to #106 - anon (12/27/2012) [-]
funny thing is no american says that, just people who are jealous put those words into our mouths
User avatar #288 to #241 - ilovehitler (12/27/2012) [-]
Except a whole bunch do.
#354 - lambocj (12/27/2012) [-]
How are they making a profit by allowing obese people to eat for free?
How are they making a profit by allowing obese people to eat for free?
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#499 - Keavy (12/27/2012) [-]
... Where's her other hand placed?
#525 to #499 - thedarkestrogue (12/27/2012) [-]
In his ass. Where else?
#505 to #499 - anon (12/27/2012) [-]
They have found that burgers are a lot of comfort while they give you an enema
#267 - unclebub (12/27/2012) [-]
Been to the one in vegas, and finished 2+lbs. burger.

there's also a big scale you can weight yourself on for before and after. Went in 170 came out 172

twas a good day. and for your viewing pleasure tits 'n' meat
#376 - jaxsii (12/27/2012) [-]
**jaxsii rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at clint, you sexy motherfucker ** what happens when you eat that burger
#259 - durltok (12/27/2012) [-]
This place is located in Las Vegas where I live... It's on the news a lot for the heart attacks that it gives people frequently.... The owner does this because he is fixing the problem of obesity by giving people what they want. Instead of making food a taboo for people, he allows them to eat whatever they want; he does this in hopes of having people realize that food is bad for them once they have a heart attack or disgust themselves (he dresses as a doctor and calls himself a doctor because he believes he is solving obesity).


Side note: They cook their burgers in pure lard
They have a sign on the front door that says CAUTION THIS ESTABLISHMENT IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH
They don't franchise(unlike what is said above)http://www.heartattackgrill.com/franchise.html

#289 to #259 - anon (12/27/2012) [-]
I lived in Vegas for 21 years until 1 year ago. The grill is there but it wasn't on the news all the time.
User avatar #159 - massdubater (12/27/2012) [-]
there is a restaurant chain called Dick's, all of the waiters there are complete ********* . they are super mean and they make fun of you and your friends and throw **** at you. It's kinda funny but if you are real sensitive you shouldn't go there because they sometimes say some racist stuff and real deep **** .
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User avatar #165 to #162 - massdubater (12/27/2012) [-]
oh yea i forgot, i didnt really like the food honestly. my friend got scallops, and the meal was 14.99$ and he got like six and they were really small
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User avatar #170 to #166 - massdubater (12/27/2012) [-]
dude that sounds heavenly
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User avatar #174 to #171 - massdubater (12/27/2012) [-]
alright will do
#138 - hagridsauce (12/27/2012) [-]
P...P...P...Pacients
User avatar #278 - gharshi (12/27/2012) [-]
wait.. dangerously obese people get ridiculously unhealthy food for free, AND they get rewards for finishing it? are we trying to kill the fat people now?
User avatar #321 to #278 - bateking ONLINE (12/27/2012) [-]
wait wasn't that always the plan................
#281 to #278 - auesis ONLINE (12/27/2012) [-]
Well it's ONE way to reduce obesity.
#300 to #127 - pinkiedash (12/27/2012) [-]
Made me laugh way to hard
Made me laugh way to hard
#503 - TheBanana (12/27/2012) [-]
I wonder how big their doors are
#475 - elcreepo ONLINE (12/27/2012) [-]
Actually, that's doing a lot better than lying like McDonald's does and claiming your food is 100% fresh and all natural.    
   
They know their food will probably kill you in time. They don't 			********		 about it. If you still choose to eat there and you die from all the grease and sugar, it's your fault. Makes fatties think rather than blame their weight on fast food companies.    
   
I must eat there.
Actually, that's doing a lot better than lying like McDonald's does and claiming your food is 100% fresh and all natural.

They know their food will probably kill you in time. They don't ******** about it. If you still choose to eat there and you die from all the grease and sugar, it's your fault. Makes fatties think rather than blame their weight on fast food companies.

I must eat there.
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