'MURICA!. YEAH!. is an american fast food franchise called "Heart Attack Grill With the slogan: "Taste worth dying for" the whole restaurant has a hospital them 'MURICA! YEAH! is an american fast food franchise called "Heart Attack Grill With the slogan: "Taste worth dying for" whole restaurant has a hospital them
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'MURICA!

is an american fast food franchise
called "Heart Attack Grill
With the slogan: "Taste worth dying
for" the whole restaurant has a hospital
theme in it. Waitress are the nurses and
the clients are the pacients.
On the menu, there are options like
single, trouble, triple and quadruple
bypass, burgers that go from 230 grams
to 910 grams of meat, some have
incredible 8000 cal. Plus french fries
fried in pig fat and a especial coke
made in mexico that contains pure
sugar.
Anyone over ( ) eats for
free anytime. And if you finish your
burger you get a free ride on a
wheelchair.
our 350 Last
Eat For Frail
...
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#10 - ekmsohal
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(12/27/2012) [-]
At least they are helping America with their obesity problems, by killing them.
#28 to #10 - FeeFieFoe
Reply -35
(12/27/2012) [-]
Would you rather die a happy fatass or a lonely skinny douche with long hair?
#40 to #28 - spankyy
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(12/27/2012) [-]
what does long hair have to do with this? 0_o
#44 to #40 - lordlolland ONLINE
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(12/27/2012) [-]
You need it for wrapping yourself in it to protect you from the cold when you dont have an insulating layer of fat.
#188 to #44 - anon
Reply 0
(12/27/2012) [-]
I'm sure most skinny people are wearing clothes.
#286 to #188 - ilovehitler
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(12/27/2012) [-]
Unless africa.
#69 to #28 - mrthezho
Reply +7
(12/27/2012) [-]
He was talking about obesity, not just a bit overweight.
#233 to #28 - mrbuu
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(12/27/2012) [-]
ill fix this you would rather die a lonely fatass then a skinny douche with a hot girl friend. priorities might not be in order.
#472 to #10 - lolmaister
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(12/27/2012) [-]
Everyone over 160 kg eats for free?

what a terrible deal for an american restaurant...
#8 - yoloswaggins
Reply +75
(12/27/2012) [-]
As horrible as it sounds, I would really want to try some of that ****, just to say I survived borderline heart attack.   
   
I'm not American
As horrible as it sounds, I would really want to try some of that ****, just to say I survived borderline heart attack.

I'm not American
#238 to #8 - mrbuu
Reply +1
(12/27/2012) [-]
it would probly kill you. french fire bar scoop of lard on every patty so 4 scoops on a quad by pass.
#167 - malifauxdeux ONLINE
Reply +60
(12/27/2012) [-]
Man, gyms should have that policy. "Over 350 lbs work out for free."
#201 to #167 - ItsJustChase
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(12/27/2012) [-]
#207 to #201 - xgameloverx
Reply +3
(12/27/2012) [-]
NO U
NO U
#569 to #201 - malifauxdeux ONLINE
Reply 0
(12/28/2012) [-]
I'd tell you to say that to my face, but I don't like the smell of ****.
I'd tell you to say that to my face, but I don't like the smell of ****.
#106 - ascendedwings
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(12/27/2012) [-]
#241 to #106 - anon
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(12/27/2012) [-]
funny thing is no american says that, just people who are jealous put those words into our mouths
#288 to #241 - ilovehitler
Reply 0
(12/27/2012) [-]
Except a whole bunch do.
#338 - desacabose
Reply +37
(12/27/2012) [-]
This is the start of a great porno friendship
#502 to #338 - theyallfloat
Reply 0
(12/27/2012) [-]
Looks like Angel and LaGuerta from Dexter...
#180 - wabasha
Reply +36
(12/27/2012) [-]
Before making fun of America, why don't you first understand the term "Franchise." There is only one of these restaurants in existence. It's not like every corner has one, it's not a ******* Walgreens.
#202 to #180 - halor
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(12/27/2012) [-]
only 1....thats weird i could of sworn another opened in Dallas last year
#182 to #180 - danzeebass **User deleted account**
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#184 to #182 - wabasha
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(12/27/2012) [-]
Well known for being on "every" corner.
#183 to #182 - wabasha
Reply 0
(12/27/2012) [-]
Like a convenience store.
#187 to #183 - danzeebass **User deleted account**
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#193 to #187 - Pink Floyd
Reply +6
(12/27/2012) [-]
That doesn't sound very convenient to me.
#194 to #193 - danzeebass **User deleted account**
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#212 to #180 - RageMuffin
Reply 0
(12/27/2012) [-]
Theres not only one in existance, it first opened up in arizona, then one opened up in dallas, then las vegas.
#217 to #212 - thisguyisawesome
Reply 0
(12/27/2012) [-]
the one in Dallas closed due to bankruptcy


i never got a chance to go
#220 to #217 - RageMuffin
Reply 0
(12/27/2012) [-]
aww that sucks, the one in arizona is an hour or so away from me, maybe ill go to it some time haha. Looks pretty cool
#303 to #180 - jabzilla
Reply 0
(12/27/2012) [-]
I know there are more than one of them...but I dont think they have more than 5 in existence. (hopefully thats all we get...)
#393 - gmarrox
Reply +27
(12/27/2012) [-]
I'd just like to let people from other nations know that restaurants like these aren't places people eat at more than once or twice a year usually. This is like a special occasion type establishment. People eat at places like this because they KNOW it's terrible and that makes it funny. Like if you drive through Vegas and say "hey you know that place with those 8000 calorie is just up the street. Let's go there, it'll be hilarious."

American obesity mostly comes from the way people eat at home, not which restaurants they choose to eat at. Being healthy is the science of moderation.
#396 to #393 - anon
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(12/27/2012) [-]
doesn't this kind of... ruin the joke?
#480 to #393 - chezburgadominator
Reply 0
(12/27/2012) [-]
Thank you. I'm actually tired of thinking how other countries view us. It seems the internet believes every American is some 400lb teenager who lives in their parents basement. Posts like these make it seem like all Americans eat is Fast Food which is why we're all so "obese".
#397 to #393 - ancientaliens
Reply +4
(12/27/2012) [-]
amen
#127 - serotonin
Reply +26
(12/27/2012) [-]
#300 to #127 - pinkiedash
Reply 0
(12/27/2012) [-]
Made me laugh way to hard
Made me laugh way to hard
#120 - peggscott
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(12/27/2012) [-]
#2 - dearleader
Reply +1
(12/27/2012) [-]
sounds like my kind of restaurant. I'm a Male American 6' 2'' (2.05 m) tall and 118 lbs (53Kg)

I need to eat at this restaurant
#3 to #2 - dearleader
Reply -1
(12/27/2012) [-]
average weight for my height is 140 pounds (63Kg)
#26 to #3 - MrPadre
Reply 0
(12/27/2012) [-]
144 is the low end of healthy. For a 6'2 male your healthy weight range is 144-194
#27 to #26 - MrPadre
Reply 0
(12/27/2012) [-]
That is based on BMI. A healthy BMI is between 18.5 and 24.9.
BMI=(weight/(height^2))*703
#11 to #2 - mrarcticmonk
Reply 0
(12/27/2012) [-]
6'2" is not 2.05 m dumbass.
#13 to #11 - dearleader
Reply +2
(12/27/2012) [-]
I'm not good at math
#14 to #13 - mrarcticmonk
Reply -1
(12/27/2012) [-]
Yes, I can see that.
#12 to #11 - dearleader
Reply +1
(12/27/2012) [-]
a meter is roughly 3 feet
#45 to #12 - stokkeprygl
Reply +1
(12/27/2012) [-]
A more precise yet still easily managable convertion is 1 foot equals roughly 30 cm, so when going from feet to metres, multiply by 3 then divide by ten.

3 feet times 3 divided by 10 equals 0.9 m.
#23 to #12 - anon
Reply 0
(12/27/2012) [-]
for someone who rarely uses the metric system to be .15 off is really not that bad.
I'm sure we can agree that 74 inches ((6 x 12)+2), whicih is 1.8796 meters can be rounded to about 1.9....

to say 2.05 because he's just over 6 feet, ESPECIALLY with your (true) statement that a meter is roughly 3 feet is really grounds to call him a dumbass.


>tl;dr? he wasn't that far off, he knew a meter is roughly 3 feet and just adjusted the wrong way,
#57 to #2 - LemonNADE
Reply 0
(12/27/2012) [-]
6'2 118 pounds? holy **** you're scrawny
#97 to #2 - lolzordz
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(12/27/2012) [-]







thats nice
#116 to #2 - RaptorJesus
Reply 0
(12/27/2012) [-]
Roughly the same here... 6'0" and 110 lbs....

Metabolism out the asssssssss...... Nobody in my household is over 120lbs and theres 4 of us.... youngest is 18
#186 to #116 - dearleader
Reply 0
(12/27/2012) [-]
Having a hyperbolic metabolism sucks some times
#316 to #186 - RaptorJesus
Reply 0
(12/27/2012) [-]
It really does... lol... Except for getting to piss girls off by telling them all the unhealthy **** you get to eat... That's always fun
#42 to #2 - envinite
Reply +3
(12/27/2012) [-]
> 2.05 m
> 53 kg

From Auschwitz I see
#4 to #2 - hertogrick
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