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Humor 571 Banana Slicer
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No more winning for you, Mr. Banana, March 3, 2011
By Egg - Sag git my
For decades I have been trying to come up with an Ideal way to slice a banana. "Use a knife?‘ they say. W' ell... my parole
officer wont allow me to be around knives. "Shoot it with a gun!" Background cheek,, ) 1 t had to resort to carefully
attempt to slice those bananas with my bare hands. 99. 9% of the time, I would get so frustrated that I Just ended up
squishing the fruit in my hands and throwing it against the wall in anger. Then, after a fit of rage, my
parole officer introduced me ta this kitchen marvel and my life was changed. No longer consumed by seething anger and
animosity towards yellow from I was able to concentrate on my love of theatre and am writing a musical
play about two lovers tram rival gangs that Just try to make It In the world. I think Fl! call It South Side Story.
cuntso Just okay, August 21, am:
By mama: - See all my reviews
I would rate this product as Just okay. It' s kind of cheaply made. But it works better than the hammer I' been using to
slice my bananas.
t Solo Slicing, August 11, 2012
By - all my
I used to pay someone to slice my banana, Now t handle my own banana business. This product gave me the confidence t
need to slice my own banana, any time, any where,
Angle H wrong, August 1, 2012
By mug -
I tried the Banana slicer and found it unacceptable. shown in the picture, the slice: is curved from left to right. All of
my bananas are bent the other way.
Hot True, December 19, 2012
By Kurt - See all my reviews
This review is from: Hunter 511 Banana Slicer (Kitchen)
The people at Hutzler claim the following regarding the Banana Slicer BTI:
I) Faster, safer than using a knife
2) Great for cereal
B) Plastic, dishwasher safe
A) Slice your banana with one quick motion
B) Kids love slicing their own bananas
While several of these are true, I' d like to call attention to number 1, "great for cereal.” This is completely moronic. I
have been trying to eat my cereal with this for several hours now, and have gotten NO WHERE.
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#2 - namesnshit (12/27/2012) [+] (2 replies)
for angle is wrong guy, flip it over? ._O
for angle is wrong guy, flip it over? ._O
#5 to #4 - namesnshit (12/27/2012) [-]
oh...i thought the joke was that people were having a hard time cutting bananas
#21 - jrondeau **User deleted account** (12/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#32 - gryx (12/27/2012) [-]
" the slices is curved from left to right. All of my bananas are the other way"
" the slices is curved from left to right. All of my bananas are the other way"
User avatar #8 - SevenForOhNoe (12/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
best review
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What can I say about the 571B Banana Slicer that hasn't already been said about the wheel, penicillin, or the iPhone.... this is one of the greatest inventions of all time. My husband and I would argue constantly over who had to cut the day's banana slices. It's one of those chores NO ONE wants to do! You know, the old "I spent the entire day rearing OUR children, maybe YOU can pitch in a little and cut these bananas?" and of course, "You think I have the energy to slave over your damn bananas? I worked a 12 hour shift just to come home to THIS?!" These are the things that can destroy an entire relationship. It got to the point where our children could sense the tension. The minute I heard our 6-year-old girl in her bedroom, re-enacting our daily banana fight with her Barbie dolls, I knew we had to make a change. That's when I found the 571B Banana Slicer. Our marriage has never been healthier, AND we've even incorporated it into our lovemaking. THANKS 571B BANANA SLICER!
#12 to #8 - yerfdog (12/27/2012) [-]
"we've incorporated it into our lovemaking."

OH DEAR GOD WHY
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#26 - swimmingprodigy (12/27/2012) [-]
"South Side Story"

"Been trying to eat cereal for hours"
User avatar #19 - storkillen (12/27/2012) [-]
"I used to pay someone to slice my banana. Now I handle my own banana business. This product gave me the confidence I need to slice my own banana, anytime, anywhere"



I lost it at "anywhere"
User avatar #9 - giveupnow (12/27/2012) [-]
I am so infatuated with bananas that i just ******* lost it on the last few sentences.
User avatar #25 - doomskull (12/27/2012) [-]
how is it no one put dick slicer
#18 - CottonTail (12/27/2012) [-]
**CottonTail rolled a random image posted in comment #2438046 at MLP Friendly Board ** I lost it at "all my bananas are bent the other way"
#1 - exeeer (12/26/2012) [-]
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#30 - hackysacky (12/27/2012) [-]
<< one of the actual customer photos
#20 - gisuar (12/27/2012) [-]
5) Kids love slicing their own bananas got me
#11 - anonymous (12/27/2012) [-]
I got this thing for Christmas...
#33 - TheBanana (12/27/2012) [-]
OH GOD WHY
OH GOD WHY
#29 - gargoylez (12/27/2012) [-]
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#24 - romdadon (12/27/2012) [-]
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