bitch gets logic'd. . BUY: Boys are stronger then girls, GIRL: Oh! Please, can you any a 7 pound baby in your shemad' 1 Fer 9 months? Can you crook, dean and El
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bitch gets logic'd

BUY: Boys are stronger then girls, GIRL: Oh! Please, can you any a 7 pound
baby in your shemad' 1 Fer 9 months? Can you crook, dean and Elk en the phone at
the same time? Can you burn your forehead wiw a curling iron and net complain?
Can you walk all day in 5 inch heels? Can you cry all night then wake up the next
morning like everything is okay?? Remember guys, wemen are only helpless until
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Lets Analyze this, shall we:
I) Can you carry a 7 pound baby in your stoumach fer 9 months?
We don' t have the physiology fer that, Can yeu get kicked in
the balls? Exactly, unfair question, Next, ..
2) Can you cook, dean and Elk en the phone at the same time?
Yes, It' s called . Wemen didn' t invent the concept.
it Can you burn your Forehead wiw a curling iron and net complain?
ND, Because we' re men and have superior aim wiw curling irons,
That' s why men were the hunters. The wemen kept missing, True
stery.
q) Can you walk all day in 5 inch heels?
Physically yes. We don' t because we know they' re
and we don' t want w deal wiw that, The better question is why the
hell are women subjecting themselves deliberately w
shoes when you walk en your feet? Sorry, wat' s more ofa Fail than
a Win.
it Can you cry all night then wake up the next morning like
everything is okay?
Sure we cerld. But then we realize we' re being emotional little
girls, Se we step crying and just sleep earlier. I' m pretty sure this
isn' t a plus either,
Contusions, There is nothing in that post that a weman should Feel
proud about, except fer maybe the baby wing. Assuming they'
ever carried and birded one, If you haven' t you can have a nice hot
cup of shut the **** up until you .
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#1 - swiftykidd **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#7 to #1 - theaflackduck (12/27/2012) [-]
Made me lol harder than the content. Thank you sir.
Made me lol harder than the content. Thank you sir.
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#12 - captaincabinet **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #16 - scorponok (12/27/2012) [-]
Baby weighs 7 pounds from the start of the pregnancy? Seems legit
User avatar #17 to #16 - smokedmeatlog (12/27/2012) [-]
I was thinking the same thing. ******* broad.
#14 - acharminbear (12/27/2012) [-]
This could be reposted 20 times and everyone would still love it.
This could be reposted 20 times and everyone would still love it.
#21 to #14 - cruzslzr (12/27/2012) [-]
it's emphasis that men are "superior"
User avatar #47 to #21 - forsakensaint ONLINE (12/27/2012) [-]
Technically that is a truth, since men are naturally stronger than women, if we compare wisdom let's say the 100 most intelligent persons you'd probably only find 10 women or less amongst them etc etc... All tho, by all means i am not a sexist since now days there are also those physically strong women, and very intelligent ones... We will see in future will men still keep their superiority or do women pass them in this modern day of equality.
#67 to #47 - miaandvinny (12/27/2012) [-]
You know, saying men are stronger and smarter than most women is very sexist. Oh, and the only reason women weren't as smart as males in history is because they didn't have the same oppertunities as their male counterparts did. Now, because women have the same level of schooling males do, they are smart or equal to males. It's like saying a white person is smarter than a black person. But hey, I'm not racist for thinking that. Albert Einstein and Newton were white, that must mean white people are wiser.
User avatar #72 to #67 - forsakensaint ONLINE (12/28/2012) [-]
Actually studies show that white people are on average (In Europe, America etc) about 2 points smarter than than the average black person (This is an IQ Study that shows average black persons IQ is 97-98 and white 100... ) This is not how i think, this is how it is proven. Like said in previous comment we shall see what happens in the future.
#73 to #72 - miaandvinny (12/29/2012) [-]
So whites are the superior races?
#28 - FattyMcDoogle ONLINE (12/27/2012) [-]
This will always be my favorite repost.
This will always be my favorite repost.
#53 - anonymouzx (12/27/2012) [-]
The baby isn't 7 pounds for 9 months.
User avatar #30 - redeadhunter (12/27/2012) [-]
I hear about women dying during childbirth all the time, so unless a woman has actually given birth the standard, natural way, saying she's stronger then men because of that ability is like me saying I'm a soldier because I CAN sign up for the military.
#24 - comradewinter ONLINE (12/27/2012) [-]
1) A baby is only 7 pounds the last month. They grow inside the stomach (no **** ).

2) Can you say you banged another player's mom while quickscoping and camping at the same time as you're eating cheeze doodles? Same concept, different actions.

3) You just complained about having to burn your forehead.

4) You're just supposed to wear high heels when going to some classy place, where you usually sit down most of the time.

5) Since when was crying all night a sign of strength? I'd say it's the opposite.

Some people should read what they post before they post it.
User avatar #26 to #24 - Endofzeeworld (12/27/2012) [-]
There are different schools of thought for number five. Some would say that you have to be strong to cry, sense you're revealing your true emotional self or some **** like that.
I don't know, I'm tired.
User avatar #65 to #26 - azraelthemage (12/27/2012) [-]
That depends on the person though. If it's someone who's a total cry baby and cries over pretty much everything, then it's a major sign of weakness. Now, if it's someone who generally buries their emotions, then it could be a sign of strength. On another note, most guys get judged for crying, so I'd say that there's more pressure on men not to cry.
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#31 to #26 - andrewjo **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #29 to #26 - churrundo (12/27/2012) [-]
it's true
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#68 to #24 - derpit **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#69 to #68 - comradewinter ONLINE (12/27/2012) [-]
During those times you were also classy as **** if you were fat. Times change.
#33 - farfigschiter (12/27/2012) [-]
If I could, I would post a picture of Arnold Schwarzenegger from Junior and ya'll would find it hilarious. Also I feel like if we could carry a 7 pound baby around in our stomachs, it wouldn't be beneficial to the baby. Digestions and all.
#18 - brawndotheseadrago (12/27/2012) [-]
Her face when.
#37 - scoggand (12/27/2012) [-]
pain can be measured google it   
and it has been scientifically proven that getting kicked in the balls hurts more than giving birth
pain can be measured google it
and it has been scientifically proven that getting kicked in the balls hurts more than giving birth
#49 to #37 - necrons (12/27/2012) [-]
The unit of pain to which you are referring (the del i assume) is entirely fictional and has no basis in scientific fact. Each human is different and measuring pain on a scale that is the same for all physiologies would be impossible. We all have different thresholds of pain and we all are different in the way that we express our current states of pain. Before you spew things out of your ass that you learn on the internet, why don't you actually research them.
#52 to #37 - jaqenhagar (12/27/2012) [-]
The whole pain measurement thing is actually a well documented load of bull **** , check it out on snopes.
#40 to #37 - anon (12/27/2012) [-]
You clearly have never taken basic science classes.
Nothing in science is ever "proven."
Mass research can only suggest a conclusion since our knowledge of the world is continually maturing and changing.

I, as a male who has experienced one and witnessed the other, find it hard to believe that getting kicked in the balls hurts more than squeezing a baby out of your vagina...
User avatar #41 to #40 - scoggand (12/27/2012) [-]
like i said google it
#43 to #41 - kinsanity (12/27/2012) [-]
Yes. Because they can't put anything on the internet that isn't true.
User avatar #60 to #41 - monkee (12/27/2012) [-]
I did. You're wrong. The Del is entirely fictional. Why don't you follow your own advice?
#45 to #40 - Vanquix (12/27/2012) [-]
I definitely dont agree with you on that first point, because its honestly a bit of a stupid thing to say :/ however, i most definitely agree with you about the birth thing
User avatar #44 to #40 - forsakensaint ONLINE (12/27/2012) [-]
Well, i'd say that getting kicked in the nuts (Hard) can be more of an pain momentary than giving birth, ofc when giving birth the pain last way, way longer...

Also, in science there is lots of stuff that is proven. nothing cannot ever be 100% sure, but id say everything 97-99.99% sure is as good as the truth.
User avatar #46 to #13 - jzwangpk (12/27/2012) [-]
How exactly do you know that he/she liked his/her own comment? All we know is that the current user liked the comment. We do not know that the current user and the comment's author are one and the same.
User avatar #70 to #46 - noket (12/27/2012) [-]
you actually made a very good point
#50 - sweetellie (12/27/2012) [-]
Why do women bitch about this stuff? They are the one's who choose to do these painful and uncomfortable things and then they think it makes them stronger and superior to men?
Well **** it, I'm weak and I've chosen NOT to do any of those things in my life...
#59 - flixoe (12/27/2012) [-]
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User avatar #15 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (12/27/2012) [-]
Maybe he's a crossdresser, that's why he'd wear heels.
User avatar #10 - thequickster (12/27/2012) [-]
I wish I could like his comment.
User avatar #3 - weinerdick ONLINE (12/26/2012) [-]
I burnt the **** out of my head with slag a ton of times when I was still welding
User avatar #27 - darthlana (12/27/2012) [-]
Amen
User avatar #51 - pottslande (12/27/2012) [-]
"That's why men were the hunters. The women kept missing. True story."

I agree with most of this post, but that is a load of ******** .
User avatar #54 to #51 - vladhellsing (12/27/2012) [-]
Yeah, the reason men were the hunters was because THEY'RE STRONGER. The women kept complaining that their lazy husbands weren't helping them drag the deer back to the cave.
#55 to #54 - pottslande (12/27/2012) [-]
Actually, recent research suggests that both men and women were involved in the hunt.

Women actually did cooperative hunting. They would knit together nets to catch small animals. These animals would make up the majority of the tribe's feed, since it is actually pretty damn hard to bring down something like a mammoth, even with a group.
User avatar #56 to #55 - vladhellsing (12/27/2012) [-]
Depends what culture they're from. The point I (and OP, and everyone else in the comment section) was trying to make was that men were the ones typically doing the messy "hard" work because they were typically stronger, and the example you gave supports this; id est, women did the net mending used to catch 'small animals'. Women are called the 'gentle sex' for a reason due to their maternal instinct, an equally important role for the survival of a species.
User avatar #58 to #56 - pottslande (12/27/2012) [-]
I suppose that depends on your definition of "messy, hard work"

There's no doubt that due to testosterone, men have a greater capacity for strength than women, naturally. But both sexes did their own forms of messy work in those times, it was just needed for survival.

And men have a paternal instinct as well. It was another factor important to our species's survival - a higher chance of two adults providing for the family unit, rather than just one.
#61 to #51 - doctorgiano (12/27/2012) [-]
It is a joke. Meant to show the stupidity of the girls post, that is why &quot;true story,&quot; as a satire. Aim is not carried on Y chromosome. Aim is not genetically carried, if it were to be true, then no army would give guns to females...
It is a joke. Meant to show the stupidity of the girls post, that is why "true story," as a satire. Aim is not carried on Y chromosome. Aim is not genetically carried, if it were to be true, then no army would give guns to females...
User avatar #63 to #61 - pottslande (12/27/2012) [-]
His sarcasm was so good it completely flew over my head
User avatar #4 - nickhols (12/26/2012) [-]
Men became hunters because hunting was not easily compatible with child care and because hunting was inherently more dangerous than most other types of primary subsistence activities, and losing a male was, overall, less detrimental then losing a female in terms of reproduction, so men were the ones to take the risk
User avatar #20 to #4 - teranin ONLINE (12/27/2012) [-]
Your portrait makes me think that you are trolling, but in the interest of reducing retardedness, I would point out that Men were hunters not because of incompatibility with childcare, nor with overall reproductive detriment, but rather because they are physically stronger, more focused, and testosterone allows for a stronger fight response and higher adrenal response to danger. +1 for trolling me successfully.
User avatar #71 to #20 - nickhols (12/28/2012) [-]
The strength theory is thought to be related to why Men are the Hunters, but anthropologically speaking, the compatibility and expendibility theories are the scientifically accepted reasons for men emerging as the primary hunters
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