Betcha didnt expect that... this is not the OC youre looking for. Babies are 75% water Jesus can walk I .' I can walk on babies. Jesus can walk on water Ice is 100% water I can walk on ice I am 100% Jesus
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#15 - John Cena (12/27/2012) [-]
-Jesus can walk on water
-babies are 75% water
-75/100
-3/4
Take four
-four minus three equals 1
therefore
-3/1
-3/1=3
-half-life 3 confirmed
#59 to #15 - Schofield (12/27/2012) [-]
Good enough for me.
Good enough for me.
#16 to #15 - blackestblacksmith ONLINE (12/27/2012) [-]
mfw when that <-------
User avatar #49 to #16 - chezburgadominator ONLINE (12/27/2012) [-]
Mfw...
my face when...
my face when when?
#42 to #16 - John Cena (12/27/2012) [-]
okay?
User avatar #43 to #15 - maxismahname (12/27/2012) [-]
I...I did not see that coming
#17 to #15 - kobemamba (12/27/2012) [-]
Yay!
Yay!
User avatar #31 to #15 - jetpistol (12/27/2012) [-]
Seems logic to me...
#37 to #15 - localcatbarber (12/27/2012) [-]
Wait, what? No, that doesn't.... it doesn't.....
#24 - stevensftw (12/27/2012) [-]
Jesus can walk on water
Ice is 100% water
I can walk on ice
I am 100% Jesus
#29 to #24 - kontraband (12/27/2012) [-]
i always see these, an the logic is really very flawed.   
   
Jesus can do anything (infinite), on of these being that he can walk on water.   
That means 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000. . .1% of Jesus's abilities are walking on water.   
   
You can walk on water.   
Therefore, you are 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000. . .1% Jesus.   
   
Have a nice day.
i always see these, an the logic is really very flawed.

Jesus can do anything (infinite), on of these being that he can walk on water.
That means 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000. . .1% of Jesus's abilities are walking on water.

You can walk on water.
Therefore, you are 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000. . .1% Jesus.

Have a nice day.
User avatar #36 to #29 - jesusthegardener (12/27/2012) [-]
Not everything. He can't survive being nailed to a post and shanked by Italian people
User avatar #44 to #29 - eldinarcus (12/27/2012) [-]
Wow, you're like a mathematical genius.
User avatar #33 to #29 - sockprague (12/27/2012) [-]
Because, he was actually claiming to be the son of god.
User avatar #61 to #29 - guiguito (12/27/2012) [-]
he could not release himself from the cross...
neither beat me in tekken
User avatar #34 to #29 - mrthezho ONLINE (12/27/2012) [-]
That's kind of the point...
#30 to #29 - kontraband (12/27/2012) [-]
*Walk on ice
#51 to #24 - scousaj (12/27/2012) [-]
You're just a cooler Jesus
User avatar #63 to #51 - jesusthegardener (12/27/2012) [-]
kissass
User avatar #27 to #24 - techjoker (12/27/2012) [-]
Jesus can heal.
Lizards can drop their tails and regenerate them.
Lizard's tails is around 30% of it's body.
Lizards are 30% Jesus
#35 to #27 - John Cena (12/27/2012) [-]
don't forget the lizards that can run on water, they are 130% jesus
#40 - carthos (12/27/2012) [-]
Goku could walk on stone.
I can walk on stone.
Stone is 100% stone.
therefore I am 100% Goku.
#6 - junkk ONLINE (12/26/2012) [-]
Thought repost,
then twist,
kudos sir...
#21 - eyeballfrog (12/27/2012) [-]
Dude, why would you walk on perfectly good food?
User avatar #46 - fierstety (12/27/2012) [-]
Well ice is 100% water, so if I walk on ice, I'm 100% Jesus
#53 to #46 - John Cena (12/27/2012) [-]
I scrolled down a little and saw stevensftw's comment. Can I have my thumb back?
User avatar #67 to #53 - fierstety (01/03/2013) [-]
Yes you may
#55 to #46 - beep (12/27/2012) [-]
Comment #24
Comment #24
User avatar #66 to #55 - fierstety (01/03/2013) [-]
sorry, i didn't see that :(
#12 - bagofmeth (12/27/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #14 to #12 - blackestblacksmith ONLINE (12/27/2012) [-]
what is this.. i dont even...
#45 - mrmask (12/27/2012) [-]
do you serve the microwave overlord as well?
User avatar #3 - durpson (12/26/2012) [-]
WahtaTwist.jpg
#65 - theturtletorres (12/28/2012) [-]
**theturtletorres rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Alpha as fuck. ** Why I'm in jail
#54 - RykenX (12/27/2012) [-]
Dogs can lick their balls.
I can lick my balls.
Balls are 100% balls.
I am Spongebob.
#28 - Mesmus (12/27/2012) [-]
**Mesmus rolled a random image posted in comment #153 at France ** MFW
#25 - Kirbyman (12/27/2012) [-]
This is what I thought would happen when I read the title.
#4 - John Cena (12/26/2012) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.
Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.
YOU HAVE TO SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!!
THE WORLD HAS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!!!


#10 - John Cena (12/27/2012) [-]
******* cancer just because you took off the 9gag watermark does not make this trash acceptable.
User avatar #13 to #10 - blackestblacksmith ONLINE (12/27/2012) [-]
totally did not get from 9gag
User avatar #9 - Zaivia (12/27/2012) [-]
But you can only step on 75% of babies.
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