This little bastard. eyup o9.. We've all heard of Rudolph and his shiny nose And we all know Frosty whose made out of snow But all of those stories seem kind of... gay Cuz we all know who bri
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#10 - ritafoxyy (12/26/2012) [+] (5 replies)
We've all heard of Rudolph and his shiny nose
And we all know Frosty whose made out of snow
But all of those stories seem kind of... gay
Cuz we all know who brightens up our holiday

Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Small and brown he comes from you
Sit on the toilet here he comes
Squeeze him between your festive buns

A present from down below
Spreading joy with a "howdy ho"
He's seen the love inside of you
Coz he's a piece of poo

Sometimes he's nutty
Sometimes he's corny
He can be brown or greenish-brown (Mmm Mmm)
But if you eat fibre on Christmas eve he might come to your town

Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
He loves me I love you
Therefore vicariously he loves you
I can make a Mr Hankey too!
#85 - jigglebilly (12/27/2012) [+] (8 replies)
#24 - finkerrinker ONLINE (12/26/2012) [-]
YES, let me melt inside you!
#98 - HomerSimpson (12/27/2012) [+] (4 replies)
#63 - zatu (12/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#88 - mrmeowmixmcgee (12/27/2012) [-]
Well, Well, Well.
#66 - copperoxideking (12/27/2012) [+] (5 replies)
totally reminds me of this little **** .
User avatar #112 - pickstar (12/27/2012) [+] (6 replies)
What if one of your ***** had that face.
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#139 - owmyballsack (12/27/2012) [+] (4 replies)
belongs in the dildo channel if you ask me
#76 - spidahridah (12/27/2012) [-]
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#33 - doctorjosh (12/26/2012) [-]
I thought it was gonna be a dildo.   
   
   
But what if it is..
I thought it was gonna be a dildo.


But what if it is..
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