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Oops

some of you
have to pluck
your eye out...
Sorry about " . '. Mlai
PIU"
CIN I
Jesus said - If you look mom: L', © a woman - you have mood '
committed adultery © your heart _, s, f, t', t; this - plum: out an
eye and throw it away - if you ha . .. .. her, cut hand!
...
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#27 - howaboutnsfw (12/26/2012) [+] (3 replies)
No girlfriend = no adultery

Nice try OP
User avatar #20 - maidenmk (12/26/2012) [-]
Adultery, lustfully, plucking, cutting. I care not for these things. I simply wish to put my face between those tits. If god is not on my side on that, then he is not god.
#107 - vegetatheprince (12/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Adultery= cheating in a relationship

>implying im in a relationship
#49 - SokkaTheWarrior (12/26/2012) [+] (6 replies)
id be blind, and without feet or hands
#145 - holmesc (12/27/2012) [-]
what the comment section looks like
what the comment section looks like
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#123 - thesilverpanther **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (5 replies)
#101 - memeinmycoffee (12/27/2012) [+] (7 replies)
MFW The majority of the BIble.
MFW The majority of the BIble.
#18 - scrmblsthedthdealr (12/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
that's a sexual reference
#13 - xAELiTe (12/26/2012) [-]
>sees tits   
>looks lustfully   
>reads captions   
>awaits proof that tits are on a female   
>does not pluck out eyes   
>mfw
>sees tits
>looks lustfully
>reads captions
>awaits proof that tits are on a female
>does not pluck out eyes
>mfw
#98 - bigrog (12/27/2012) [+] (22 replies)
allow me to enlighten the dumbasses athiest (let it be known i dont mean all athiest, just the jackasses) who think they have proven something here. The first part of this verse means that if you sit around gawking and fantasying about a woman who is not your wife its as bad as cheating on her. The second part means that you need to remove things that tempt you in you're life. If you have a friend who keeps incouraging who to do bad things stop hanging out with him, if you have a job next to a strip club and you feel the need to go there every day then quit that job.
#84 - TehFunnyMan (12/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
JOKE'S ON YOU! I'M SINGLE!
JOKE'S ON YOU! I'M SINGLE!
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User avatar #30 to #29 - airmanpeaches (12/26/2012) [-]
>brony
>Doesn't like boobs
>Totally not gay.
#1 - anonymous (12/26/2012) [+] (6 replies)
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.

Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

YOU HAVE TO SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!!
THE WORLD HAS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!!!
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User avatar #45 - CloseEnough (12/26/2012) [+] (4 replies)
I like how it starts with "Jesus said" and ends with "Matthew" ...
#46 to #45 - anonymous (12/26/2012) [-]
That refers to its location in the Bible, not the person being quoted.
User avatar #65 - wertgf (12/27/2012) [-]
Actually, I'm off to NSFW. Thanks for reminding me OP/
User avatar #157 - sniffalot (12/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Let me try to explain.
>People were not very developed back then.
>You're not going to discuss philosophy to cave men, right?
>The bible uses metaphors so that people then could understand.
>The bible is mostly not literal.
>He did not mean cut of your hand, he did not mean pluck out your eyes.
>If you want my opinion it means to repent for your sins.
#78 - anonymous (12/27/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I hate how Christians like to pick and mix what they want to. One minute you support slavery, start wars and condemn gays. But then you preach love and tolerance. You can't have both

#158 - mauhdzlpd (12/27/2012) [-]
actually, its metaphoric, not literal
User avatar #138 - icanpaintyay (12/27/2012) [+] (9 replies)
the bible is using a figure of speach.
#3 - cumsinbucket (12/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Does this has something to do with going overboard and taking bible verses to literal or am I just reading into it too much?
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