Cool Body tricks 2!. Here's the second installment of the cool body tricks pictures. Enjoy! First one here: funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4324158/Excellent+Body+
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Cool Body tricks 2!

Here's the second installment of the cool body tricks pictures. Enjoy!

First one here: funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4324158/Excellent+Body+Tricks/

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Submitted: 12/26/2012
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#10 - pvtgoblin ONLINE (12/26/2012) [+] (2 replies)
And then you watch the scary movie with a hot girl, you decide to try the trick and just sith there like a badass.
#15 - ddrredneck (12/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
DO NOT do the "hyperventilation" trick for swimming longer. you do not want to try and "trick" your body into thinking you have more oxygen then you do, or you WILL EXPERIENCE SHALLOW WATER BLACKOUT and could potentially die.

If you want to hold your breath longer, take long deep breaths and slow your heart rate down, then swim using long, and slow strokes. moving faster uses up oxygen faster.

-from a 5 year lifeguard who's dealt with far too many idiot swim team kids nearly killing themselves.
#31 - retris ONLINE (12/26/2012) [-]
teach me to breathe underwater op
teach me to breathe underwater op
#9 - taggen (12/26/2012) [-]
The under water thing can kill you :)
User avatar #70 - vikingfaen (12/26/2012) [+] (3 replies)
The under water breathing one is utter ******** .
User avatar #72 to #70 - tkuja (12/26/2012) [-]
yeah i just use my gills
#68 - fuckinTroll (12/26/2012) [-]
if you do the one that helps you swim underwater longer is not a good idea. there is a very high chance you will have a shallow water black out and most the times that will kill you
User avatar #35 - jacoban (12/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
"Blow on your thumb." English isin't my first, so could someone explain to me: Do I suck my thumb, or do I blow air at it? a dirty mind dosen't help in these situacions
User avatar #36 to #35 - semisane (12/26/2012) [-]
Blow air on it.
The key word is "on". If it was "blow your thumb" it might have had a different meaning.
User avatar #2 - pjflash (12/26/2012) [-]
The blow on thumb thing... Am I supposed to blow on it or... Put it in my mouth and press air on it?

Forgive me for my stupidity...
User avatar #87 - chickenfriednegro (12/27/2012) [+] (3 replies)
The water thing isn't working, every time I try take short breaths, the water goes in my lungs.
User avatar #69 - mcshmeggy (12/26/2012) [-]
is the running one real? holy fuuuuck that is insane
#7 - fizkdk (12/26/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Regarding the 2nd tip - If you're hangovered (and most likely dizzy in general?) and the entire room feels like it's spinning, just put a foot on the floor. It's make everything feel more stable.
User avatar #79 - EdwardNigma (12/26/2012) [+] (2 replies)
This will trick your body. TRICK. You don't get more oxygen, your body thinks you do, but you don't, so you drown and die.
#32 - thefasrdog (12/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
MFW reading the one on burns.
MFW reading the one on burns.
User avatar #24 - techketzer (12/26/2012) [-]
Forget all the miracle cures for burns you ever heard of. Just forget them.

Burns are treated by cooing only, cool (not cold!) water is best for that.
Whether running or in a container doesn't matter as long as you keep the temperature appropriate.
Burns are bad enough as they are, there really is no need to make them worse with quackery.
User avatar #14 - Midirr (12/26/2012) [+] (17 replies)
"pointer finger" xD
I know there are more mistakes, but I just lost it at that one :')
#19 to #18 - barehype (12/26/2012) [-]
Yeah but everyone knows what it means so it doesn't really matter does it
User avatar #5 - Daemonseed (12/26/2012) [-]
That stitch is made of lactic acid from anaerobic respiration. Breathing on a different foot wont help it - getting fitter will.
User avatar #54 - andriod (12/26/2012) [-]
As it so happens Im having a tooth ache while I read this. I tried the ice trick. OP is a lying faggot.
Best (redneck) way to temporally stop tooth pain is to take a reasonable swig of something high in alcohol(I personally use cheap scotch) and hold it on the tooth. the alcohol will numb the pain for about a half hour per go. Its a nice trick for when you don't have any medicine around but its hurting like hell. you should then go see a doctor who would proscribe you some antibiotics and pain pills.
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#34 - kingpongthedon (12/26/2012) [-]
Teeth hurting like hell? Want to stop that nasty tooth ache effectively?

Consider brushing your ******* teeth more often as basic hygiene is an effective way to prevent tooth decay. Added bonus: Reduction in the use of the phrase "Jesus Christ, did you just eat a bag of **** ?" by those around you.
#84 - Womens Study Major (12/27/2012) [-]
I feel like I know all of these. OH WAIT, I DO. YOU'RE REPOSTING SOMEONES ENTIRE COMPILATION, FROM MONTHS AGO.
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