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#11 - optimos
Reply +63
(12/26/2012) [-]
MFW facebook
#22 - herbolifee
Reply +42
(12/26/2012) [-]
How to use Facebook:

- Send friend requests to people you actually like
- Unfriend and / or block all those spoiled whores / swagfags / etc you guys are always bitching and whining about
- Do not accept any requests except from people you actually like
- Don't post useless **** nobody cares about

And there you go! You actually have a useful social tool which you can use to keep in touch with far-away people, arrange meetings with, share important **** with everyone relevant all at once, and it makes organising events so much easier aswell.

tl;dr: Use FB right or stop ******* crying about it.
#36 to #22 - opieman
Reply 0
(12/26/2012) [-]
Stop using logic on FunnyJunk! You should know better than that!
#44 to #22 - thatevanguy
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(12/26/2012) [-]
-See people in school/at work that you did not add
-They ask why you did not add them
-Makes huge scene because whiny little bitch with 900 friends that never gets unfriended/denied
-Now you're the asshole for not accepting friend request
-Go home, other people have unfriended you
-Congrats, you're the trending douchebag on Facebook
-3 days passes, you now have 0 friends.

You obviously have no idea how Facebook/Social Hierarchies actually work.
#50 to #44 - jedic
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(12/26/2012) [-]
-See people in school/at work that you did not add
-They ask why you did not add them
-Makes huge scene because whiny little bitch with 900 friends that never gets unfriended/denied
-Person claims you're the asshole for not accepting friend request
-Go home, other people have unfriended you
-Congrats, you now know who are actually your friends.

Fixed it for you, my good sir.
#60 to #50 - robotrone
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(12/26/2012) [-]
#52 to #44 - herbolifee
Reply 0
(12/26/2012) [-]
Clearly these people aren't your friends anyways, so it's good riddance.

I know damn well how Social Hierarchies work, I just choose to not give a **** about it. I have all my friends and other people I like enough on my Facebook, and I don't give a flying **** about all those faggots you've just described.

So, some people in school will think you're an asshole for not accepting certain people. Who cares.
#32 to #22 - primerpower
Reply +2
(12/26/2012) [-]
**primerpower rolled a random image posted in comment #628 at Alone ** mfw i do that and have 10 friends left
#5 - malifauxdeux
Reply +31
(12/26/2012) [-]
It's fitting that Smeagol, an anti-social little imp, is used to convey the message.
It's fitting that Smeagol, an anti-social little imp, is used to convey the message.
#20 - grundo
Reply +16
(12/26/2012) [-]
I actually (kind of) like Facebook. I just remove all the swagfags and douchebags. It's actually somehow managed to improve my social life a bit.
#21 to #20 - lolcandyman
Reply -13
(12/26/2012) [-]
No
No
#6 - phanact
Reply +16
(12/26/2012) [-]
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It got to the point on my facebook where my friends were simply all people I didn't know, or swagfags from high school that I hated

So I just deactivated it.
I really have no need for it
#3 - schizofan
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(12/26/2012) [-]
#24 - kingofnewyork
Reply +11
(12/26/2012) [-]
Either, everyone on FunnyJunk have grave social problems since you seem to hate 90% of the people you know, or you are simply not using Facebook correctly. You can decide exactly which posts you want to show up on your news feed and decide exactly who can become your friends and see your posts.

Or, maybe everyone on here is too "smart" and "cool" for Facebook, since everything that is mainstream must be destroyed, am I right?
#34 to #24 - viscerys
Reply 0
(12/26/2012) [-]
I just find facebook boring. That's why I don't use it.
#27 to #24 - uphill
Reply +2
(12/26/2012) [-]
Of course, everyone here is far too "smart" and "intelligent" to deal with attention whores and douchebags that Facebook forces you to be friends with.
#28 to #27 - kingofnewyork
Reply +1
(12/26/2012) [-]
Didn't you read my comment? Facebook doesn't force you to be friends with anyone. You can have an account with zero friends, but that's useless. Therefore, I still stand by my two previous claims.
#29 to #28 - uphill
Reply 0
(12/26/2012) [-]
That was sarcasm... Sorry if I came across as an idiot.
#30 to #29 - kingofnewyork
Reply 0
(12/26/2012) [-]
My mistake, seems like you understand what I mean. :)
#54 - kippa
Reply +8
(12/26/2012) [-]
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#49 - thisotherdude
Reply +8
(12/26/2012) [-]
Yeah, that's why I deleted my account years ago.
#68 to #49 - wolfmango
Reply +1
(12/26/2012) [-]
you dont just delete facebook
#69 to #68 - thisotherdude
Reply +1
(12/26/2012) [-]
I pressed delete so it should be deleted, even if it isn't it doesn't really matter, I haven't used to in like 5 years anyway.
#15 - gengetsu
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(12/26/2012) [-]
I once considered making a Facebook account only to stand out as the only (or one of the few) intellectual life form on there and act a little bit elitist but it's not like I would have any business there. Why do other people create it anyway? Just go outside or something.
#16 to #15 - reican
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(12/26/2012) [-]
personally I keep in touch with relatives and friends in other countries.
#23 to #15 - ihavecancer **User deleted account**
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#26 to #23 - uphill
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(12/26/2012) [-]
Thank you! Isn't it amazing how many people call themselves intellectual on the internet and look down on everyone else?
#37 to #23 - gengetsu
Reply 0
(12/26/2012) [-]
I didn't mean to say I was one but rather looked like one. It's just that all the retarded Facebook posts I see on here have convinced me to think that way.

Lovely red thumbs, can't get enough.
#25 to #15 - kingofnewyork
Reply +6
(12/26/2012) [-]
You sound kind of like a douchebag. No wonder you seem to hate everyone on there.