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I the days of her youth when she Engaged tn prostitution
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Ezekiel 13:
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#1 - comstockload (12/26/2012) [-]
MFW that's an actual quote...
MFW that's an actual quote...
User avatar #5 - badhatharry (12/26/2012) [+] (6 replies)
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee." - Ezekiel 25:17
#29 - halffroman (12/26/2012) [-]
"just look go the bible. :)"   
   
"just look go the bible. :)"   
   
"just look go the bible. :)"
"just look go the bible. :)"

"just look go the bible. :)"

"just look go the bible. :)"
#30 - tjkskateboarder (12/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
A ********** a brewin'
#21 - grundo (12/26/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I did that exact same thing to someone who said that. Her mom ended up getting pissed off at me and I just replied with this picture.
#15 - robbuck (12/26/2012) [+] (3 replies)
too bad this isnt actually in the bible
#22 to #15 - TheBigProjekt (12/26/2012) [-]
www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Ezekiel+23%3A19-20&version=NIV



19 Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
User avatar #8 - kennymcgoverick (12/26/2012) [-]
the original fifty shades of grey
User avatar #14 - unicornslayer (12/26/2012) [-]
it's a metaphor describing how Israel was whoring herself out to other gods.
#13 - notsixroller (12/26/2012) [+] (2 replies)
... before it was a thing.
#24 to #13 - anonymous (12/26/2012) [-]
I'm sorry you got all those red thumbs, I could tell your heart was in the right place.
User avatar #12 - oharo (12/26/2012) [-]
"Just look go the Bible"
User avatar #7 - defeats (12/26/2012) [-]
What do people think the bible is?
It's actually just a collection of books thought to be divinely inspired...
User avatar #32 - skrynox (12/26/2012) [-]
"Then he went up from there to Bethel and as he was going up the road, some youths came from the city and mocked him, and said to him, 'Go up, you baldhead! Go up, you baldhead!' So he turned around and looked at them, and pronounced a curse on them in the name of the LORD. And two female bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths." - 2 Kings 2:23-24

What a badass.
User avatar #28 - garvielxloken (12/26/2012) [-]
Everything in Ezekiel is ******* crazy. That guy was ******* crazy.
#35 - ringadingdong (01/15/2013) [-]
>2 seconds ago

I'm sure OP's post was SO hilarious he just had to post it after making it.
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#26 - anonymous (12/26/2012) [-]
But that's a damn good quote. Especially to describe an ex-girlfriend who cheated.

Thumbs down for OP actually ruining his own point...
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#2 - scrmblsthedeathdlr (12/26/2012) [-]
that's a sexual reference
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