Horus Shit. punnay. Does this sound familiar? Born on December 25 Born of a virgin At Star in the East Is Q, , Adorned by 2 Kings H Teacher at 12 Ministry at 30
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punnay

Does this sound familiar?
Born on December 25
Born of a virgin
At Star in the East
Is Q, , Adorned by 2 Kings
H Teacher at 12
Ministry at 30
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Submitted: 12/25/2012
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User avatar #21 - blackhawksfan (12/26/2012) [+] (10 replies)
So Jesus was a repost?
#7 - yipkendu (12/25/2012) [+] (7 replies)
There's over 40 ancient religions, thousands and hundreds of years older than the birth of Jesus and Christianity, who had a figure like this:   
   
-Born on Dec. 25th    
-Dead (for the same 3 days sometimes) and resurrected   
-Performed miracles    
-Born of a virgin   
-Signaled by a star in the east   
-Had 12 disciples   
-Shared many similar nicknames, etc.   
   
They are stories based on astronomy and astrology symbolism.  Every society with knowledge of astronomy came up with a similar story to justify their religious beliefs.  They were not copies of the original since they were all based around science and observation.   
   
You can watch youtu.be/oZgT1SRcrKE for an explanation of these similarities, and of all the symbolism.
There's over 40 ancient religions, thousands and hundreds of years older than the birth of Jesus and Christianity, who had a figure like this:

-Born on Dec. 25th
-Dead (for the same 3 days sometimes) and resurrected
-Performed miracles
-Born of a virgin
-Signaled by a star in the east
-Had 12 disciples
-Shared many similar nicknames, etc.

They are stories based on astronomy and astrology symbolism. Every society with knowledge of astronomy came up with a similar story to justify their religious beliefs. They were not copies of the original since they were all based around science and observation.

You can watch youtu.be/oZgT1SRcrKE for an explanation of these similarities, and of all the symbolism.
#79 - Endofzeeworld ONLINE (12/26/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Horus...
Horus.......
Wait...
HERESY?!?!?
User avatar #70 - mayormilkman (12/26/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Horus wasn't born of a virgin, though. He's born of Isis and Osiris. The latter got resurrected by the former, but with a gold penis because the old one couldn't be retrieved.
User avatar #74 to #70 - fizzythunder (12/26/2012) [-]
Imagine that moneyshot
#63 - nuggetman (12/26/2012) [-]
Jesus wasn't born on December 25.
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#13 - jayekaye **User deleted account** Comment deleted by davidavidson [+] (7 replies)
User avatar #158 - sketchE ONLINE (12/26/2012) [-]
jesus wasnt born on the 25th. christmas is just a pagan comprimise
User avatar #152 - austinpowerful (12/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
ya because when looking at hieroglyphics it clearly says 12/25/3000bc written on the wall... oh wait it doesn't.. and wasn't he born of osirus and some other bitch? atheists can be just as bad as christians when it comes to pulling **** out their asses
#117 - givemethesalt (12/26/2012) [-]
Unreliable sources and pseudohistory.

Does this sound familiar?
User avatar #101 - kosicandavid (12/26/2012) [+] (7 replies)
that is wrong..... this picture was just created to offense christians....not like I like christians I just hate disinformations.....
#99 - jorgezepeda (12/26/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I'ts on the internet it must be true. Not christian but those are false facts.
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#19 - snerus (12/26/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#23 to #19 - krasnogvardiech (12/26/2012) [-]
"You are no son of mine."
#135 - soulsurvivor (12/26/2012) [+] (9 replies)
The others statements may be true but Jesus wasn't born on the 25th of december, his date is unknown, and if anything was born between march and september, the shepherds were in the fields with their sheep when they were visited by an angel.... their sheep wouldn't be out in the fields in December -
#159 to #150 - juckinfunk (12/26/2012) [-]
Non-Christian sources who wrote about Jesus:

CORNELIUS TACITUS (55 - 120 A.D.)
GAIUS SUETONIUS TRANQUILLUS (69 - 130 A.D.)
THALLUS (~ 52 A.D.)
PLINY THE YOUNGER (63 - 113 A.D)
CELSUS (~ 178 A.D.)
LUCIAN OF SAMOSATA (120 - ~180 A.D.)
MARA BAR-SERAPION (Post 70 A.D)
FLAVIUS JOSEPHUS (37 - 100 A.D.)
THE BABYLONIAN TALMUD
CLEMENT OF ROME (? - 98? A.D.)
IGNATIUS OF ANTIOCH (? - ~100 A.D)
QUADRATUS OF ATHENS (126 A.D.)
ARISTIDES THE ATHENIAN (126 A.D.)
JUSTIN MARTYR (~100 - 165 A.D.)
HEGESIPPUS (110 A.D. - 180 A.D.)

So the question isn't really whether or not Jesus existed or not. The only question is was he who he said he was?
#96 - erikths (12/26/2012) [+] (2 replies)
How would they know he was born on december 25th, when it was 3000 years before the calendar?
#98 to #96 - rushton (12/26/2012) [-]
The Acient Egyptians had their own calender of 365 days like us.
User avatar #47 - ihatem ONLINE (12/26/2012) [-]
To many "Jesus Christ" may be questionable, but you can't deny Yeshua ben Yoseph
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#48 to #40 - froghole (12/26/2012) [-]
you know you're a virgin when you dont know the definition of the word virgin.

1. a person who has never had sexual intercourse.
User avatar #147 - kattbajs (12/26/2012) [+] (14 replies)
EVERY ONE STOP THE BS!
Everyone knows Jesus was never born. It's a storry, Thats all. Now on more wars over what god is real okey? =)
User avatar #180 to #147 - bigmitchninetyfive (12/26/2012) [-]
What in God's name did you say about our Good Lord, son of God? I'll have you know that I graduated at the top of my class in Bible studies, and I've been that involved in numerous secret prayer services for the sick, and I have performed over 300 confirmed miracles. I am trained in extended prayer and I'm the top minister in the entire Christian faith. You are nothing to me but a child of God. I will pray for you with precision the likes of which have never been seen before on this Earth, mark my holy words. You think you can get away with speaking blasphemy over the Internet? Think again, my child. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of nuns and your IP address is being traced right now, so you better prepare for the prayer service, my child. The prayer service that wipes out the sins you've committed. You're going to go to heaven, kid. I can be anywhere at anytime, and I can pray for you in over 700 different ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I trained extensively in unarmed prayer, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Church's rosaries, and I will use it to the full extent to wipe your sins off the face of the Earth, you son of God. If only you could have known what holy retribution your "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your blasphemous tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're being prayed for, my son. I will splash holy water all over you and you will drown in it. You're going to Heaven, kiddo.
User avatar #115 - Furubatsu (12/26/2012) [+] (4 replies)
In all fairness, the bible never states Jesus' birthday and in fact there are a few denominations of christianity today that dont celebrate christmas such as Jehovah's Witness' who beleive he was born on October 1st.

Christmas came from
1. A roman holidy whose god (sorry, I cant remember his name) admittedly has a lot in common with the story of Jesus (Born to a virgin in a stable, had a halo of light around his head and could purify your soul, his high church was in the vatican and was lead by a Papel (latin for pope). But you'll find many similarities among religion world wide.
2. A pagan festival where you made it this far into witner without dieing, let's celebrate!

As for Horus, there is a lot of mistakes with that, as half the comments have pointed out.
#69 - nbfourshitstorm (12/26/2012) [-]
Looks like someone just watched this
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