You wish you were this Alpha.. Oh gosh, a description?! I dont like being put on the spot like this, I cant think of anything funny!.. just one spark has to go back in the can....
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You wish you were this Alpha.

Oh gosh, a description?! I dont like being put on the spot like this, I cant think of anything funny!

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User avatar #3 - magikarpforlife (12/25/2012) [+] (6 replies)
just one spark has to go back in the can....
#58 - phanact (12/26/2012) [-]
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#120 - coolcalx (12/26/2012) [+] (2 replies)
is no one else impressed that he was even able to take this picture?
#71 - tomtomvdp (12/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#10 - flixoe (12/25/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Kill it... Kill it with fire.
#11 to #10 - mtandy (12/25/2012) [-]
Can't kills gingers with fire, we're fireproof. We just stand there, laughing at your feeble attempts to destroy our immortal bodies before spilling your blood and feeding upon you mortal remains to absorb your souls.
User avatar #66 - mikemont (12/26/2012) [-]
If he wants to see fire he could just stand outside for five minutes with no shirt or sunscreen.
#62 - preshmilk (12/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Oh no, he lit his hair on fire!
Oh no, he lit his hair on fire!
#176 - gangoflust ONLINE (12/26/2012) [-]
Do you even lift?
#31 - abercrombienbitch (12/26/2012) [-]
by the gods he's ascended to super ginger two form   
   
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by the gods he's ascended to super ginger two form

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#53 - thatsmrnoob (12/26/2012) [-]
This was that ex-marine special forces private military contractor, on his third tour of duty of Afghanistan, that accused you of cheating while playing Halo last night over Xbox Live. You should really prepare for the worst.
#149 - dessert (12/26/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#84 - rel (12/26/2012) [+] (62 replies)
#112 to #84 - crowingasian (12/26/2012) [-]
seems about right
seems about right
User avatar #148 - pinguinpiraat (12/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
his hair makes the flame invisible
#43 - anonymous (12/26/2012) [+] (3 replies)

) What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ******* dead, kiddo



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User avatar #67 - elatedmonkey (12/26/2012) [-]
Today he makes fire, tonight he gets bitches.
#64 - yourmomsfuckbuddy (12/26/2012) [+] (2 replies)
fire..... so scary!
#48 - anonymous (12/26/2012) [+] (3 replies)

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