noone understood why i laughed so hard. am i a racist?.
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#1 - anon (12/25/2012) [-]
Took me a second, but I laughed like a braindead seal.

10/10
#80 - points (12/26/2012) [-]
FYI if you were wondering the paper on top reads:
"What do you call a train loaded with toffee?
-A chew chew train"

Yes, it's ******* retarded.
#4 - xrainbowdashx (12/25/2012) [-]
mfw i read it as "			*******		" from the start
mfw i read it as " ******* " from the start
User avatar #5 to #4 - blargedyblarg (12/25/2012) [-]
this gif went perfectly with appocaliptica- welcome home(sanatarium)
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User avatar #93 to #10 - haydn (12/26/2012) [-]
These are all wrong, it seems to me like British puns. To "knick" is to steal, a pair of "knickers" is also used as another name for womens underwear (bottom half) so it's just a basic play on words.
User avatar #94 to #93 - haydn (12/26/2012) [-]
Also "knickers" are usually referred to as "a pair of knickers" even though they'd be a single piece object... strange.
User avatar #11 to #10 - DahColeTrain ONLINE (12/25/2012) [-]
"Knickers" sounds similar to " ******* "
#12 to #11 - tropius (12/25/2012) [-]
The ONE time I don't think like a ******* 12 year old...
#32 to #12 - anon (12/26/2012) [-]
But that's not the joke. To "nick" something is a slang term for "steal".
User avatar #90 to #32 - mcroflskates (12/26/2012) [-]
Not the joke on the paper, no, but the joke OP was implying.
#24 - mikeymikee (12/26/2012) [-]
I feel retarded because I didn't scroll down and I read the paper in the bag as
"u call a train
with toffee?
ew train"




I'm going to bed...
#67 - AmandaNicole (12/26/2012) [-]
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User avatar #13 - mcstorms (12/25/2012) [-]
I literally tried reading the on ein the bag for 5 minutes before I scrolled down.
#21 to #13 - anon (12/26/2012) [-]
Same, they neeed to make these things more explicitly clear
#22 - ilickassholes (12/26/2012) [-]
I was reading the train joke for a while, trying to make sense of how half a joke was funny! I just didn't understand.....   
until i scrolled down
I was reading the train joke for a while, trying to make sense of how half a joke was funny! I just didn't understand.....
until i scrolled down
#18 - anon (12/26/2012) [-]
You can watch the video of this on youtube:

Search for Ashens and klick his channel for more hillarious **** !
#99 - Plagus (12/26/2012) [-]
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User avatar #104 - AvatarAirBender (12/26/2012) [-]
At frist I didn't scroll down, and I thought the joke was the paper in the bag...


I thought there were gonna be trains and **** down in the comments. I even had a picture in mind :(

Oh well, there are never any train pictures
#109 to #104 - sailorsmooth (12/26/2012) [-]
mfw I can't understand your 			*******		 comment   
   
something about trains   
   
			****		 me
mfw I can't understand your ******* comment

something about trains

**** me
User avatar #112 to #109 - AvatarAirBender (12/26/2012) [-]
I'm not sober.
User avatar #43 - stillanonymous (12/26/2012) [-]
wtf do you call a train with toffee?
#44 to #43 - Digitalphear (12/26/2012) [-]
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User avatar #146 to #113 - waterbottlemanboy (12/27/2012) [-]
I feel like an idiot, I don't get it. Please explain?
User avatar #110 - subaqueousreach (12/26/2012) [-]
My brother and I just got back from a family dinner and both of our crackers had this joke. I chuckled hard at this.
#102 - supamonkey (12/26/2012) [-]
A puppy isn't just for christmas; it's also good cold on boxing day.
User avatar #42 - generaljackass (12/26/2012) [-]
Read the top fortune twice and was thinking DAFUQ. Then I scrolled and had a smile.
#27 - darkjustifier (12/26/2012) [-]
Is....is knickers a racist term now?
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User avatar #51 to #27 - hyeroshi (12/26/2012) [-]
A pair of knickers = pants
A pair of nickers = Two thieves

That's about as simple as I can put it.
User avatar #56 to #51 - darkjustifier (12/26/2012) [-]
Ah well yours is the least racist answer I've gotten.
User avatar #57 to #56 - hyeroshi (12/26/2012) [-]
I actually didn't think of ******* until I read the comments lol.
#58 to #57 - darkjustifier (12/26/2012) [-]
I had to have it explicitly explained to me before I finally got it.
I had to have it explicitly explained to me before I finally got it.
#31 to #29 - darkjustifier (12/26/2012) [-]
but....but....that still doesn't make any sense.
User avatar #33 to #31 - RefrainFromTouchin (12/26/2012) [-]
they sound similar i guess
#34 to #33 - darkjustifier (12/26/2012) [-]
How did he....nevermind I'll never understand.
User avatar #35 to #34 - xxiamtheemoninjaxx (12/26/2012) [-]
Knickers
pronounced "Nickers"
Substitute the "ck" sound for "g"
*******
#36 to #35 - darkjustifier (12/26/2012) [-]
I just really wish I knew how someone could get that word from knickers so easily.
#38 to #36 - anon (12/26/2012) [-]
Must you post a ******* pony every god damn comment?
#61 to #39 - JMF (12/26/2012) [-]
GET YOUR PONY **** OUT OF HERE.
#62 to #61 - darkjustifier (12/26/2012) [-]
Get your human crap out of here.~ahue
#76 to #75 - darkjustifier (12/26/2012) [-]
Why not both?
#79 to #77 - darkjustifier (12/26/2012) [-]
But.....why not both?
User avatar #83 to #81 - darkjustifier (12/26/2012) [-]
~ahue
User avatar #86 to #85 - darkjustifier (12/26/2012) [-]
~ahue
#88 to #86 - dafuqman (12/26/2012) [-]
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User avatar #63 to #62 - JMF (12/26/2012) [-]
STAHP
User avatar #65 to #63 - darkjustifier (12/26/2012) [-]
What that was human~ahue
#69 to #65 - JMF (12/26/2012) [-]
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User avatar #70 to #69 - darkjustifier (12/26/2012) [-]
Come now you know that was funny.
User avatar #72 to #71 - darkjustifier (12/26/2012) [-]
I don't know anyone named siri.
User avatar #74 to #73 - darkjustifier (12/26/2012) [-]
The air in my longs won't reach that far.
#46 to #36 - justtocomment (12/26/2012) [-]
Sound is out? Knickers, nickers, nikkers. ******* . It's seriously one short consonant sound away from sounding just like it... It's not even a big gap between the two. Hell, they aren't even spelled all that differently.
I read an article once about how white people are forcefully "color-blinding" themselves in a sense. They do everything they can to avoid pointing out that someone is black so that they don't seem racist.
User avatar #49 to #46 - darkjustifier (12/26/2012) [-]
How do you forcefully colorblind yourself?
#52 to #49 - justtocomment (12/26/2012) [-]
"Hey, have you ever met Tyrone?"
"Well, I know a lot of Tyrones... Can you describe him?"
In a perfectly normal conversation, it follows as such:
"Yeah, he's tall, black, and wears his hair in corn-rows."
"Oh yeah, I've met him. Cool guy, that one."
In a 'color-blinded' conversation, it goes as so:
"Well, he's tall, and big, but in an athletic sort of way... He wears a pair of blue sneakers a lot, and he goes to the basketball games..."
"Umm... I'm not sure if I know him."
White people have been guilted (mostly by themselves) into never wanting to admit that they see race, for fear of being racist, in even the most benign situations.
#53 to #52 - darkjustifier (12/26/2012) [-]
I guess I am sort of guilty of that, i say African American instead of black.
#59 to #53 - justtocomment (12/26/2012) [-]
Not even that. Right in these comments when you said you couldn't see how someone got " ******* " from "knickers". They sound alike, they even rhyme depending on the scheme. Hell, "Drawn Together" did an episode based on that ******* fact.
nik-ur
nig-ur

#60 to #59 - darkjustifier (12/26/2012) [-]
I wasn't doing that on purpose I just didn't get ******* from knickers at first,
User avatar #141 to #60 - xxiamtheemoninjaxx (12/26/2012) [-]
That makes sense to me.
I get things easily, but I understand how you wouldn't get it right off hand. Or at all, for that matter.
#142 to #141 - darkjustifier (12/26/2012) [-]
How'd you find this piece of content?
User avatar #143 to #142 - xxiamtheemoninjaxx (12/26/2012) [-]
I was one of the first to comment on your comment. (Yo dawg)
"Knickers
pronounced "Nickers"
Substitute the "ck" sound for "g"
******* "
#144 to #143 - darkjustifier (12/26/2012) [-]
I thought I was talking to the same person the whole time, I should really learn to look at usernames.
User avatar #145 to #144 - xxiamtheemoninjaxx (12/27/2012) [-]
hahaha agreed x3
User avatar #40 to #36 - redrunner (12/26/2012) [-]
This is FunnyJunk, do you really have to ask how we arrived to that conclusion
#41 to #40 - darkjustifier (12/26/2012) [-]
I thought it was finally maturing some, I mean look at my posts they aren't negative 100 thumbs anymore.
User avatar #47 to #41 - toosexyforyou (12/26/2012) [-]
well I've done my part to help you reach that goal
#48 to #47 - darkjustifier (12/26/2012) [-]
Well thank you.
User avatar #118 - frannylips (12/26/2012) [-]
My cracker had that and I couldn't figure it out :(
I am slow. Very slow.
#117 - wallbuilder (12/26/2012) [-]
Every year my mum makes Christmas crackers and googles Christmas jokes to put in them - it's so depressing...

This is my tragedy.
User avatar #121 to #117 - mrpeepee ONLINE (12/26/2012) [-]
sauce?
#124 to #121 - wallbuilder (12/26/2012) [-]
I think it's fanart but it's Akarin from Yuru yuri - hilarious, would recommend.
User avatar #126 to #124 - mrpeepee ONLINE (12/26/2012) [-]
Oops, I was mistaken for another show!
User avatar #130 to #126 - wallbuilder (12/26/2012) [-]
Nah, you're right - but I'd recommend at least giving it a shot.
User avatar #125 to #124 - mrpeepee ONLINE (12/26/2012) [-]
Isn't that show about lesbian school girls?
User avatar #128 to #125 - wallbuilder (12/26/2012) [-]
That's just one of themes - it's still funny.
User avatar #131 to #128 - mrpeepee ONLINE (12/26/2012) [-]
Wait.... So, there's also lesbians? But it just looks like that one anime with the neighbour's club....
#134 to #131 - wallbuilder (12/26/2012) [-]
That's Boku wa tomodachi ga sukunai, top pic. Yuru yuri is the lower.
User avatar #136 to #134 - mrpeepee ONLINE (12/26/2012) [-]
*Claps* So, is it really worth watching? Yuru yuri i mean
User avatar #137 to #136 - wallbuilder (12/26/2012) [-]
Tis' IMO. Probably my favourite comedy, everyone has preferences but it's worth trying.
User avatar #138 to #137 - mrpeepee ONLINE (12/26/2012) [-]
imo?
User avatar #139 to #138 - wallbuilder (12/26/2012) [-]
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