noone understood why i laughed so hard. am i a racist?.. Took me a second, but I laughed like a braindead seal. 10/10
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noone understood why i laughed so hard

am i a racist?

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User avatar #118 - frannylips (12/26/2012) [-]
My cracker had that and I couldn't figure it out :(
I am slow. Very slow.
#117 - wallbuilder (12/26/2012) [-]
Every year my mum makes Christmas crackers and googles Christmas jokes to put in them - it's so depressing...

This is my tragedy.
User avatar #121 to #117 - mrpeepee (12/26/2012) [-]
sauce?
#124 to #121 - wallbuilder (12/26/2012) [-]
I think it's fanart but it's Akarin from Yuru yuri - hilarious, would recommend.
User avatar #126 to #124 - mrpeepee (12/26/2012) [-]
Oops, I was mistaken for another show!
User avatar #130 to #126 - wallbuilder (12/26/2012) [-]
Nah, you're right - but I'd recommend at least giving it a shot.
User avatar #125 to #124 - mrpeepee (12/26/2012) [-]
Isn't that show about ******* school girls?
User avatar #128 to #125 - wallbuilder (12/26/2012) [-]
That's just one of themes - it's still funny.
User avatar #131 to #128 - mrpeepee (12/26/2012) [-]
Wait.... So, there's also ******** ? But it just looks like that one anime with the neighbour's club....
#134 to #131 - wallbuilder (12/26/2012) [-]
That's Boku wa tomodachi ga sukunai, top pic. Yuru yuri is the lower.
User avatar #136 to #134 - mrpeepee (12/26/2012) [-]
*Claps* So, is it really worth watching? Yuru yuri i mean
User avatar #137 to #136 - wallbuilder (12/26/2012) [-]
Tis' IMO. Probably my favourite comedy, everyone has preferences but it's worth trying.
User avatar #138 to #137 - mrpeepee (12/26/2012) [-]
imo?
User avatar #139 to #138 - wallbuilder (12/26/2012) [-]
In My Opinion
User avatar #110 - subaqueousreach (12/26/2012) [-]
My brother and I just got back from a family dinner and both of our crackers had this joke. I chuckled hard at this.
User avatar #104 - AvatarAirBender (12/26/2012) [-]
At frist I didn't scroll down, and I thought the joke was the paper in the bag...


I thought there were gonna be trains and **** down in the comments. I even had a picture in mind :(

Oh well, there are never any train pictures
#109 to #104 - sailorsmooth (12/26/2012) [-]
mfw I can't understand your 						*******					 comment   
   
something about trains   
   
						****					 me
mfw I can't understand your ******* comment

something about trains

**** me
User avatar #112 to #109 - AvatarAirBender (12/26/2012) [-]
I'm not sober.
#102 - supamonkey (12/26/2012) [-]
A puppy isn't just for christmas; it's also good cold on boxing day.
#99 - Plagus (12/26/2012) [-]
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#95 - anonymous (12/26/2012) [-]
Ah, yes, racism. Jolly good show, chap.
#92 - fallnsoul (12/26/2012) [-]
**fallnsoul rolled a random image posted in comment #2466013 at MLP Friendly Board **
#80 - points (12/26/2012) [-]
FYI if you were wondering the paper on top reads:
"What do you call a train loaded with toffee?
-A chew chew train"

Yes, it's ******* retarded.
User avatar #78 - cmurphyjrjrjr (12/26/2012) [-]
Why would it be funny without the racial reference? Or am I just that uncultured
User avatar #87 to #78 - slootyslooot (12/26/2012) [-]
Another way to say someone stole something is to say they 'knicked' it. I'm glad I lived with my grandma last summer.
#67 - AmandaNicole (12/26/2012) [-]
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User avatar #55 - kasperscar ONLINE (12/26/2012) [-]
I GOT THOSE EXACT SAME ONES TOO
HOLY ****
Australia?
I thought it said ******* when my cousin read it out and i laughed my brains out and no one knows why
#91 to #55 - jocosejenkins (12/26/2012) [-]
I got the exact same one, and thought the exact same thing.
Unfortunately, my uncle invited his black friend to come to dinner with us
And just my luck he sat right beside me.

Holding in my laughter has never been so hard
User avatar #106 to #91 - kasperscar ONLINE (12/26/2012) [-]
That sucks, Haha
#64 to #54 - JMF (12/26/2012) [-]
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User avatar #66 to #64 - pukingrainbows (12/26/2012) [-]
Thank you. That version completely sucked.
User avatar #68 to #66 - JMF (12/26/2012) [-]
<3
User avatar #43 - stillanonymous (12/26/2012) [-]
wtf do you call a train with toffee?
#44 to #43 - Digitalphear (12/26/2012) [-]
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an alcohol
User avatar #146 to #113 - waterbottlemanboy (12/27/2012) [-]
I feel like an idiot, I don't get it. Please explain?
User avatar #42 - generaljackass (12/26/2012) [-]
Read the top fortune twice and was thinking DAFUQ. Then I scrolled and had a smile.
#27 - darkjustifier (12/26/2012) [-]
Is....is knickers a racist term now?
User avatar #51 to #27 - hyeroshi (12/26/2012) [-]
A pair of knickers = pants
A pair of nickers = Two thieves

That's about as simple as I can put it.
User avatar #56 to #51 - darkjustifier (12/26/2012) [-]
Ah well yours is the least racist answer I've gotten.
User avatar #57 to #56 - hyeroshi (12/26/2012) [-]
I actually didn't think of ******* until I read the comments lol.
#58 to #57 - darkjustifier (12/26/2012) [-]
I had to have it explicitly explained to me before I finally got it.
I had to have it explicitly explained to me before I finally got it.
#31 to #29 - darkjustifier (12/26/2012) [-]
but....but....that still doesn't make any sense.
User avatar #33 to #31 - RefrainFromTouchin (12/26/2012) [-]
they sound similar i guess
#34 to #33 - darkjustifier (12/26/2012) [-]
How did he....nevermind I'll never understand.
User avatar #35 to #34 - xxiamtheemoninjaxx (12/26/2012) [-]
Knickers
pronounced "Nickers"
Substitute the "ck" sound for "g"
*******
#36 to #35 - darkjustifier (12/26/2012) [-]
I just really wish I knew how someone could get that word from knickers so easily.
#46 to #36 - justtocomment (12/26/2012) [-]
Sound is out? Knickers, nickers, nikkers. ******* . It's seriously one short consonant sound away from sounding just like it... It's not even a big gap between the two. Hell, they aren't even spelled all that differently.
I read an article once about how white people are forcefully "color-blinding" themselves in a sense. They do everything they can to avoid pointing out that someone is black so that they don't seem racist.
User avatar #49 to #46 - darkjustifier (12/26/2012) [-]
How do you forcefully colorblind yourself?
#52 to #49 - justtocomment (12/26/2012) [-]
"Hey, have you ever met Tyrone?"
"Well, I know a lot of Tyrones... Can you describe him?"
In a perfectly normal conversation, it follows as such:
"Yeah, he's tall, black, and wears his hair in corn-rows."
"Oh yeah, I've met him. Cool guy, that one."
In a 'color-blinded' conversation, it goes as so:
"Well, he's tall, and big, but in an athletic sort of way... He wears a pair of blue sneakers a lot, and he goes to the basketball games..."
"Umm... I'm not sure if I know him."
White people have been guilted (mostly by themselves) into never wanting to admit that they see race, for fear of being racist, in even the most benign situations.
#53 to #52 - darkjustifier (12/26/2012) [-]
I guess I am sort of guilty of that, i say African American instead of black.
#59 to #53 - justtocomment (12/26/2012) [-]
Not even that. Right in these comments when you said you couldn't see how someone got " ******* " from "knickers". They sound alike, they even rhyme depending on the scheme. Hell, "Drawn Together" did an episode based on that ******* fact.
nik-ur
nig-ur

#60 to #59 - darkjustifier (12/26/2012) [-]
I wasn't doing that on purpose I just didn't get ******* from knickers at first,
User avatar #141 to #60 - xxiamtheemoninjaxx (12/26/2012) [-]
That makes sense to me.
I get things easily, but I understand how you wouldn't get it right off hand. Or at all, for that matter.
#142 to #141 - darkjustifier (12/26/2012) [-]
How'd you find this piece of content?
User avatar #143 to #142 - xxiamtheemoninjaxx (12/26/2012) [-]
I was one of the first to comment on your comment. (Yo dawg)
"Knickers
pronounced "Nickers"
Substitute the "ck" sound for "g"
******* "
#144 to #143 - darkjustifier (12/26/2012) [-]
I thought I was talking to the same person the whole time, I should really learn to look at usernames.
User avatar #145 to #144 - xxiamtheemoninjaxx (12/27/2012) [-]
hahaha agreed x3
User avatar #40 to #36 - redrunner (12/26/2012) [-]
This is FunnyJunk, do you really have to ask how we arrived to that conclusion
#41 to #40 - darkjustifier (12/26/2012) [-]
I thought it was finally maturing some, I mean look at my posts they aren't negative 100 thumbs anymore.
User avatar #47 to #41 - toosexyforyou (12/26/2012) [-]
well I've done my part to help you reach that goal
#48 to #47 - darkjustifier (12/26/2012) [-]
Well thank you.
#38 to #36 - anonymous (12/26/2012) [-]
Must you post a ******* pony every god damn comment?
#61 to #39 - JMF (12/26/2012) [-]
GET YOUR PONY **** OUT OF HERE.
#62 to #61 - darkjustifier (12/26/2012) [-]
Get your human crap out of here.~ahue
#76 to #75 - darkjustifier (12/26/2012) [-]
Why not both?
#79 to #77 - darkjustifier (12/26/2012) [-]
But.....why not both?
User avatar #83 to #81 - darkjustifier (12/26/2012) [-]
~ahue
User avatar #86 to #85 - darkjustifier (12/26/2012) [-]
~ahue
#88 to #86 - dafuqman (12/26/2012) [-]
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User avatar #63 to #62 - JMF (12/26/2012) [-]
STAHP
User avatar #65 to #63 - darkjustifier (12/26/2012) [-]
What that was human~ahue
#69 to #65 - JMF (12/26/2012) [-]
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User avatar #70 to #69 - darkjustifier (12/26/2012) [-]
Come now you know that was funny.
User avatar #72 to #71 - darkjustifier (12/26/2012) [-]
I don't know anyone named siri.
User avatar #74 to #73 - darkjustifier (12/26/2012) [-]
The air in my longs won't reach that far.
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#24 - mikeymikee (12/26/2012) [-]
I feel retarded because I didn't scroll down and I read the paper in the bag as
"u call a train
with toffee?
ew train"




I'm going to bed...
#22 - ilickassholes (12/26/2012) [-]
I was reading the train joke for a while, trying to make sense of how half a joke was funny! I just didn't understand.....   
until i scrolled down
I was reading the train joke for a while, trying to make sense of how half a joke was funny! I just didn't understand.....
until i scrolled down
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