noone understood why i laughed so hard. am i a racist?. noone understood why i laughed so hard am a racist?
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#10 - tropius
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(12/25/2012) [-]
#93 to #10 - haydn
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(12/26/2012) [-]
These are all wrong, it seems to me like British puns. To "knick" is to steal, a pair of "knickers" is also used as another name for womens underwear (bottom half) so it's just a basic play on words.
#94 to #93 - haydn
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(12/26/2012) [-]
Also "knickers" are usually referred to as "a pair of knickers" even though they'd be a single piece object... strange.
#11 to #10 - DahColeTrain ONLINE
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(12/25/2012) [-]
"Knickers" sounds similar to "*******"
#12 to #11 - tropius
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(12/25/2012) [-]
The ONE time I don't think like a ******* 12 year old...
#32 to #12 - anon
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(12/26/2012) [-]
But that's not the joke. To "nick" something is a slang term for "steal".
#90 to #32 - mcroflskates
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(12/26/2012) [-]
Not the joke on the paper, no, but the joke OP was implying.
#80 - points
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(12/26/2012) [-]
FYI if you were wondering the paper on top reads:
"What do you call a train loaded with toffee?
-A chew chew train"

Yes, it's ******* retarded.
#96 to #80 - thatguythatlaughs
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(12/26/2012) [-]
#4 - xrainbowdashx
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(12/25/2012) [-]
mfw i read it as "*******" from the start
mfw i read it as "*******" from the start
#5 to #4 - blargedyblarg
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(12/25/2012) [-]
this gif went perfectly with appocaliptica- welcome home(sanatarium)
#6 to #5 - creidhne **User deleted account**
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#43 - stillanonymous
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(12/26/2012) [-]
wtf do you call a train with toffee?
#44 to #43 - Digitalphear
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(12/26/2012) [-]
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#82 to #44 - jamesrustler
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(12/26/2012) [-]
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#113 to #44 - mrdrpage
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(12/26/2012) [-]
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#146 to #113 - waterbottlemanboy
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(12/27/2012) [-]
I feel like an idiot, I don't get it. Please explain?
#24 - mikeymikee
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(12/26/2012) [-]
I feel retarded because I didn't scroll down and I read the paper in the bag as
"u call a train
with toffee?
ew train"




I'm going to bed...
#67 - AmandaNicole
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(12/26/2012) [-]
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#13 - mcstorms
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(12/25/2012) [-]
I literally tried reading the on ein the bag for 5 minutes before I scrolled down.
#21 to #13 - anon
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(12/26/2012) [-]
Same, they neeed to make these things more explicitly clear
#27 - darkjustifier
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(12/26/2012) [-]
Is....is knickers a racist term now?
#28 to #27 - goobdol
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#51 to #27 - hyeroshi
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(12/26/2012) [-]
A pair of knickers = pants
A pair of nickers = Two thieves

That's about as simple as I can put it.
#56 to #51 - darkjustifier
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(12/26/2012) [-]
Ah well yours is the least racist answer I've gotten.
#57 to #56 - hyeroshi
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(12/26/2012) [-]
I actually didn't think of ******* until I read the comments lol.
#58 to #57 - darkjustifier
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(12/26/2012) [-]
I had to have it explicitly explained to me before I finally got it.
I had to have it explicitly explained to me before I finally got it.
#29 to #27 - redrunner
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(12/26/2012) [-]
*******
#31 to #29 - darkjustifier
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(12/26/2012) [-]
but....but....that still doesn't make any sense.
#33 to #31 - RefrainFromTouchin
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(12/26/2012) [-]
they sound similar i guess
#34 to #33 - darkjustifier
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(12/26/2012) [-]
How did he....nevermind I'll never understand.
#35 to #34 - xxiamtheemoninjaxx
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(12/26/2012) [-]
Knickers
pronounced "Nickers"
Substitute the "ck" sound for "g"
*******
#36 to #35 - darkjustifier
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(12/26/2012) [-]
I just really wish I knew how someone could get that word from knickers so easily.
#46 to #36 - justtocomment
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(12/26/2012) [-]
Sound is out? Knickers, nickers, nikkers. *******. It's seriously one short consonant sound away from sounding just like it... It's not even a big gap between the two. Hell, they aren't even spelled all that differently.
I read an article once about how white people are forcefully "color-blinding" themselves in a sense. They do everything they can to avoid pointing out that someone is black so that they don't seem racist.
#49 to #46 - darkjustifier
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(12/26/2012) [-]
How do you forcefully colorblind yourself?
#52 to #49 - justtocomment
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(12/26/2012) [-]
"Hey, have you ever met Tyrone?"
"Well, I know a lot of Tyrones... Can you describe him?"
In a perfectly normal conversation, it follows as such:
"Yeah, he's tall, black, and wears his hair in corn-rows."
"Oh yeah, I've met him. Cool guy, that one."
In a 'color-blinded' conversation, it goes as so:
"Well, he's tall, and big, but in an athletic sort of way... He wears a pair of blue sneakers a lot, and he goes to the basketball games..."
"Umm... I'm not sure if I know him."
White people have been guilted (mostly by themselves) into never wanting to admit that they see race, for fear of being racist, in even the most benign situations.
#53 to #52 - darkjustifier
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(12/26/2012) [-]
I guess I am sort of guilty of that, i say African American instead of black.
#59 to #53 - justtocomment
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(12/26/2012) [-]
Not even that. Right in these comments when you said you couldn't see how someone got "*******" from "knickers". They sound alike, they even rhyme depending on the scheme. Hell, "Drawn Together" did an episode based on that ******* fact.
nik-ur
nig-ur

#60 to #59 - darkjustifier
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(12/26/2012) [-]
I wasn't doing that on purpose I just didn't get ******* from knickers at first,
#141 to #60 - xxiamtheemoninjaxx
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(12/26/2012) [-]
That makes sense to me.
I get things easily, but I understand how you wouldn't get it right off hand. Or at all, for that matter.
#142 to #141 - darkjustifier
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(12/26/2012) [-]
How'd you find this piece of content?
#143 to #142 - xxiamtheemoninjaxx
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(12/26/2012) [-]
I was one of the first to comment on your comment. (Yo dawg)
"Knickers
pronounced "Nickers"
Substitute the "ck" sound for "g"
*******"
#144 to #143 - darkjustifier
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(12/26/2012) [-]
I thought I was talking to the same person the whole time, I should really learn to look at usernames.
#145 to #144 - xxiamtheemoninjaxx
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(12/27/2012) [-]
hahaha agreed x3
#40 to #36 - redrunner
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(12/26/2012) [-]
This is FunnyJunk, do you really have to ask how we arrived to that conclusion
#41 to #40 - darkjustifier
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(12/26/2012) [-]
I thought it was finally maturing some, I mean look at my posts they aren't negative 100 thumbs anymore.
#47 to #41 - toosexyforyou
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(12/26/2012) [-]
well I've done my part to help you reach that goal
#48 to #47 - darkjustifier
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(12/26/2012) [-]
Well thank you.
#38 to #36 - anon
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(12/26/2012) [-]
Must you post a ******* pony every god damn comment?
#39 to #38 - darkjustifier
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(12/26/2012) [-]
yes
#61 to #39 - JMF
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(12/26/2012) [-]
GET YOUR PONY **** OUT OF HERE.
#62 to #61 - darkjustifier
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(12/26/2012) [-]
Get your human crap out of here.~ahue
#75 to #62 - dafuqman
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(12/26/2012) [-]
#76 to #75 - darkjustifier
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(12/26/2012) [-]
Why not both?
#77 to #76 - dafuqman
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(12/26/2012) [-]
#79 to #77 - darkjustifier
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(12/26/2012) [-]
But.....why not both?
#81 to #79 - dafuqman
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(12/26/2012) [-]
#83 to #81 - darkjustifier
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(12/26/2012) [-]
~ahue
#84 to #83 - dafuqman
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(12/26/2012) [-]
#85 to #84 - dafuqman
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(12/26/2012) [-]
#86 to #85 - darkjustifier
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(12/26/2012) [-]
~ahue
#88 to #86 - dafuqman
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(12/26/2012) [-]
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#63 to #62 - JMF
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(12/26/2012) [-]
STAHP
#65 to #63 - darkjustifier
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(12/26/2012) [-]
What that was human~ahue
#69 to #65 - JMF
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(12/26/2012) [-]
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#70 to #69 - darkjustifier
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(12/26/2012) [-]
Come now you know that was funny.
#71 to #70 - JMF
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(12/26/2012) [-]
#72 to #71 - darkjustifier
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(12/26/2012) [-]
I don't know anyone named siri.
#73 to #72 - JMF
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(12/26/2012) [-]
#74 to #73 - darkjustifier
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(12/26/2012) [-]
The air in my longs won't reach that far.
#78 - cmurphyjrjrjr
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(12/26/2012) [-]
Why would it be funny without the racial reference? Or am I just that uncultured
#87 to #78 - slootyslooot
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(12/26/2012) [-]
Another way to say someone stole something is to say they 'knicked' it. I'm glad I lived with my grandma last summer.
#22 - ilickassholes
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(12/26/2012) [-]
I was reading the train joke for a while, trying to make sense of how half a joke was funny! I just didn't understand.....   
until i scrolled down
I was reading the train joke for a while, trying to make sense of how half a joke was funny! I just didn't understand.....
until i scrolled down