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Excellent Body Tricks. Hey FunnyJunkians. Merry Christmas, have some cool ass body tricks! If this gets a good response, I'll get some more up! . Cool Body Tric

Hey FunnyJunkians. Merry Christmas, have some cool ass body tricks! If this gets a good response, I'll get some more up!

Cool Body Tricks
Want to stop that pesky gag reflex?
Ever have that annoying thing in your
throat that makes you want to gag and
cough to get " out?
Ever Hear people talking quietly and want
to eavesdrop what there saying?
Ever have an urge that wont go away?
Need to pee but theres no nearby bath-
room?
Scared of needles and have an upcoming
shot?
Ever have a stuffy nose and just feel like
wasting endless tissues"?
Irland falling asleep? Want to walle it up?
Really need to remember something but
don' t want to spend hours memorizing it?
EVERYTHING
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
User avatar #14 - sinery
Reply +53 123456789123345869
(12/26/2012) [-]
OP knows how to suck dick without gagging, surprise, surprise.
#111 - yurilowenthall
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(12/26/2012) [-]
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**************** rolled a random image posted in comment #52 at Disturbingly Alone ** MFW i tried the first one
User avatar #115 to #111 - acidreign [OP]
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(12/26/2012) [-]
accurate as ****.
#54 - anoldfriend
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(12/26/2012) [-]
i'm deaf in my right ear
User avatar #56 to #54 - acidreign [OP]
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(12/26/2012) [-]
At least you aren't on fire.
#58 to #56 - anoldfriend
Reply +11 123456789123345869
(12/26/2012) [-]
Wrong.
User avatar #60 to #58 - acidreign [OP]
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(12/26/2012) [-]
**** im so sorry.
#61 to #60 - anoldfriend
Reply +10 123456789123345869
(12/26/2012) [-]
Joke's not so funny now is it, dick.
#64 to #61 - anon id: 0b1e14dd
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(12/26/2012) [-]
Well at least you aren't a Jew...

Slowpoke.jpg
#66 to #64 - cobaltlumi
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(12/26/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #63 to #61 - acidreign [OP]
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(12/26/2012) [-]
no :(
User avatar #70 - APenguinHorde
Reply +10 123456789123345869
(12/26/2012) [-]
>have to pee
>think about sex to relieve that urge
>get urge to have sex
>think about sex to relive that urge
>get stuck in a sex loop
>........
>profit??
User avatar #71 to #70 - acidreign [OP]
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(12/26/2012) [-]
I wanna get stuck in your sex loop ;)
#75 to #71 - APenguinHorde
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(12/26/2012) [-]
if only more people thought like you...
User avatar #33 - raquelian
Reply +10 123456789123345869
(12/26/2012) [-]
i don't know what i touched in my throat when i tried the first one, but i don't think i'll try it again
#28 - crazywaffle
Reply +10 123456789123345869
(12/26/2012) [-]
what if I have an urge to have sex that wont go away?

#34 to #28 - eggoman
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(12/26/2012) [-]
Think about baseball
#80 to #28 - anon id: 655821b0
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(12/26/2012) [-]
Masterbate
User avatar #76 to #28 - PieManTheGreat
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(12/26/2012) [-]
Rape.
User avatar #86 to #28 - biggydy
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(12/26/2012) [-]
Think about pee.
User avatar #1 - lolaa
Reply +8 123456789123345869
(12/25/2012) [-]
At least admit that this is a repost, your description shows that you want people to think it's OC, but it's not. Who puts "my face if you thumb" on their posts these days?
User avatar #5 to #1 - niklamacz
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(12/25/2012) [-]
That's the reason I thumbed him down
#116 - penguinthegreat
Reply +6 123456789123345869
(12/26/2012) [-]
also coughing during an injection will widen the wound significantly
User avatar #96 - vatra
Reply +5 123456789123345869
(12/26/2012) [-]
I'm deaf in my right ear. So apparently I can't eavesdrop.
#101 to #96 - gatorotterdolphin
Reply -9 123456789123345869
(12/26/2012) [-]
Did you know that you also have a left ear? This amazing device allows you to hear things almost exactly like your right ear! It really is amazing.
#103 to #101 - vatra
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(12/26/2012) [-]
I was going off of what the ******* content said. The right ear hears voices better.
#108 to #101 - acidreign [OP]
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#43 - ovary
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(12/26/2012) [-]
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From the title i thought it was going to involve sex positions