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Excellent Body Tricks

Excellent Body Tricks. Hey FunnyJunkians. Merry Christmas, have some cool ass body tricks! If this gets a good response, I'll get some more up! . Cool Body Tric

Hey FunnyJunkians. Merry Christmas, have some cool ass body tricks! If this gets a good response, I'll get some more up!

Cool Body Tricks
Want to stop that pesky gag reflex?
Ever have that annoying thing in your
throat that makes you want to gag and
cough to get " out?
Ever Hear people talking quietly and want
to eavesdrop what there saying?
Ever have an urge that wont go away?
Need to pee but theres no nearby bath-
room?
Scared of needles and have an upcoming
shot?
Ever have a stuffy nose and just feel like
wasting endless tissues"?
Irland falling asleep? Want to walle it up?
Really need to remember something but
don' t want to spend hours memorizing it?
EVERYTHING
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User avatar #14 - sinery (12/26/2012) [-]
OP knows how to suck dick without gagging, surprise, surprise.
#111 - yurilowenthall (12/26/2012) [-]
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**yurilowenthall rolled a random image posted in comment #52 at Disturbingly Alone ** MFW i tried the first one
User avatar #115 to #111 - acidreign (12/26/2012) [-]
accurate as **** .
User avatar #70 - APenguinHorde (12/26/2012) [-]
>have to pee
>think about sex to relieve that urge
>get urge to have sex
>think about sex to relive that urge
>get stuck in a sex loop
>........
>profit??
User avatar #71 to #70 - acidreign (12/26/2012) [-]
I wanna get stuck in your sex loop ;)
#75 to #71 - APenguinHorde (12/26/2012) [-]
if only more people thought like you...
User avatar #33 - raquelian (12/26/2012) [-]
i don't know what i touched in my throat when i tried the first one, but i don't think i'll try it again
#28 - crazywaffle (12/26/2012) [-]
what if I have an urge to have sex that wont go away?

#34 to #28 - eggoman (12/26/2012) [-]
Think about baseball
#80 to #28 - anon (12/26/2012) [-]
Masterbate
User avatar #76 to #28 - PieManTheGreat (12/26/2012) [-]
Rape.
User avatar #86 to #28 - biggydy (12/26/2012) [-]
Think about pee.
#116 - penguinthegreat (12/26/2012) [-]
also coughing during an injection will widen the wound significantly
User avatar #96 - vatra (12/26/2012) [-]
I'm deaf in my right ear. So apparently I can't eavesdrop.
#101 to #96 - gatorotterdolphin (12/26/2012) [-]
Did you know that you also have a left ear? This amazing device allows you to hear things almost exactly like your right ear! It really is amazing.
#103 to #101 - vatra (12/26/2012) [-]
I was going off of what the ******* content said. The right ear hears voices better.
#95 - anon (12/26/2012) [-]
the gag reflex and nose clearing ones actually work. i am actually shocked. thumb for you
#54 - anoldfriend (12/26/2012) [-]
i'm deaf in my right ear
User avatar #56 to #54 - acidreign (12/26/2012) [-]
At least you aren't on fire.
User avatar #60 to #58 - acidreign (12/26/2012) [-]
**** im so sorry.
#61 to #60 - anoldfriend (12/26/2012) [-]
Joke's not so funny now is it, dick.
User avatar #63 to #61 - acidreign (12/26/2012) [-]
no :(
#64 to #61 - anon (12/26/2012) [-]
Well at least you aren't a Jew...

Slowpoke.jpg
#43 - ovary (12/26/2012) [-]
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From the title i thought it was going to involve sex positions
#106 - Sins (12/26/2012) [-]
The coughing one...I imagined having a spasm from the cough, and the result breaks the needle and lets it into my vein. Not a good thought.
The coughing one...I imagined having a spasm from the cough, and the result breaks the needle and lets it into my vein. Not a good thought.
#81 - djequalizee (12/26/2012) [-]
>Has to pee during a meeting   
>Thinks about sex to stop the urge   
>Gets a massive erection   
>Has to talk in front of people while maintaining a stiffie, or suffer pissing self in the middle of a presentation
>Has to pee during a meeting
>Thinks about sex to stop the urge
>Gets a massive erection
>Has to talk in front of people while maintaining a stiffie, or suffer pissing self in the middle of a presentation
#29 - haseotakaeda ONLINE (12/26/2012) [-]
I'm pretty sure the sex thing has something to do with your urethra closing or being diverted so its like...   
your jizz reservoir.   
rather than your piss.   
because it's sexy time.   
   
80% chance i'm 100% wrong on this...   
if so, gif is related.
I'm pretty sure the sex thing has something to do with your urethra closing or being diverted so its like...
your jizz reservoir.
rather than your piss.
because it's sexy time.

80% chance i'm 100% wrong on this...
if so, gif is related.
User avatar #30 to #29 - Zeigh (12/26/2012) [-]
In simple terms you are correct.
Your sympathetic nervous system, which is in charge of your flight or fight reactions, increases activity and temporarily shuts down certain functions such as excretion and urination.
User avatar #1 - lolaa (12/25/2012) [-]
At least admit that this is a repost, your description shows that you want people to think it's OC, but it's not. Who puts "my face if you thumb" on their posts these days?
User avatar #5 to #1 - niklamacz (12/25/2012) [-]
That's the reason I thumbed him down
#87 - fourthusername (12/26/2012) [-]
>will probably make you puke
>useful
>makes it pretty obvious you're eavesdropping, but never knew that **** about the ears
>boner acquired
>Imagine the needle breaking whilst in you because of the shaking
>useful
>useful
>useful

4.5/8 would not read again

User avatar #90 to #87 - acidreign (12/26/2012) [-]
Try the first one. I just touched my uvula for a minute straight.
#73 - ClicheUsername (12/26/2012) [-]
I wouldnt suggest coughing when they put the needle in to get your blood drawn.
User avatar #102 - demitems (12/26/2012) [-]
number 5 works because the doctor will pull it out and go "what the **** man" and if you keep doing it then he will give up and theres no pain
User avatar #109 to #102 - billybobjoeii (12/26/2012) [-]
My doctor didn't pull out... he was wearing a condom
User avatar #110 to #109 - demitems (12/26/2012) [-]
wow you can really play with words oh wait sry captain obvious I think everybody already knew that joke the second they saw it
User avatar #113 to #112 - demitems (12/26/2012) [-]
yes I know you are in fact a pigeon you know what they say they are just flying rats
User avatar #94 - messerschmidto (12/26/2012) [-]
I CAN BREATHE
User avatar #92 - thereverand (12/26/2012) [-]
The coughing during a injection one is untrue,tried that and the doctor told me its ineffective and it also creates the risk of the needle breaking in your ass cause of the muscle contractions.
#49 - lolkoi (12/26/2012) [-]
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User avatar #51 to #49 - lolkoi (12/26/2012) [-]
Looks like i forgot to review..
User avatar #55 to #49 - acidreign (12/26/2012) [-]
post this as content with a link here. I lol'd
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