Good times at Best Buy. . File : 13028_ .52 MB, 1366x768, ) C) Anonymous ( Fri) hlo. 322786301 Retail stories thread please? This happened while working at Best
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Good times at Best Buy

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C) Anonymous ( Fri) hlo. 322786301
Retail stories thread please?
This happened while working at Best Buy about a year ago.
he. pack of college students order a floor model bluescreen TV for their frat house.
wheel it out to the sportscar they arrived in.
Storry guys, this wont fit, do you know anybody with a truck'?"
look at each other and go dead silent.
The Hoopty Wagon", they whisper at the same time
bro pulls out his cell. "Dude, bring the Hoopty Wagon."
Moments pass before I hear the screeching of tires.
Agnostar van blasts into the parking lot at so mph.
fratboys start chanting "Hoopty Wagon! Hoopty Wagon! Hoopty Wagon!" As it approach es at speed.
van screeches to a halt at the loading dock.
sliding door slams open and a man leaps out with a bloody warm of "HOOP" !"
Marathons start leaping and hollering in circles around me.
god I' m about to die.
the TV into the van as fast as possible.
the entire floor is missing from mat.
it down across some seats and back away quickly.
Okay guys, you‘ re good. Youre good."
leaps back in and the Hoopty Wagon peels out
the spell broken, the students thank me and leave in their normal can
**** just happened?
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#4 - atilia (12/26/2012) [-]
I work in a porn store/smoke shop with preview booths in back.   
It is my job to kick out wankers and mop up cum.    
<MFW
I work in a porn store/smoke shop with preview booths in back.
It is my job to kick out wankers and mop up cum.
<MFW
User avatar #33 to #4 - LordVoltagen (12/26/2012) [-]
Do I get to preview both the porn AND the pieces?

Because that sounds like my new favorite store ever
#5 to #4 - basshead (12/26/2012) [-]
I'm so sorry......  That's terrible.
I'm so sorry...... That's terrible.
User avatar #31 to #5 - atilia (12/26/2012) [-]
No, the worst part was when my trainer brought out the ultraviolet flashlight. It was my first day after training.
#32 to #31 - basshead (12/26/2012) [-]
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#1 - rellergert (12/25/2012) [-]
HFW "hoopty wagon"
User avatar #24 to #1 - iamchicken (12/26/2012) [-]
This comment made this so funny
User avatar #40 to #24 - lmOldGreg (12/26/2012) [-]
It's the simplicity.
#15 - jajathezombie (12/26/2012) [-]
&gt;Be me, working a crappy hostess job at a restaurant   
&gt;Great black whale waddles in   
&gt;No greeting, immediately shouts, &quot;WHERE'S DA BAFROOM?&quot;   
&gt;Point her toward the bathroom   
&gt;An hour or so passes, then female customers start complaining to me about how disgusting the women's bathroom is   
&gt;Go investigate   
&gt;Horrible 			****		 smell all throughout the hallway where the bathrooms are located   
&gt;Bravely push forward, as my duty as a minimum-wage employee requires   
&gt;Great black whale is apparently still 			********		 in the handicap stall   
&gt;Her pants are off, covered in 			****		 and hanging over the top of the stall   
&gt;Pool of liquid 			****		 seeping out from under the stall   
&gt;Nearly pass out from the stench so I leave the bathroom and tell my boss   
&gt;Bathroom can't be cleaned because she's still in there 			********		   
&gt;Another hour passes before she finally leaves   
&gt;Bathroom totally desecrated, 			****		 on the walls and all over the floor   
&gt;Great black whale didn't even eat at the restaurant
>Be me, working a crappy hostess job at a restaurant
>Great black whale waddles in
>No greeting, immediately shouts, "WHERE'S DA BAFROOM?"
>Point her toward the bathroom
>An hour or so passes, then female customers start complaining to me about how disgusting the women's bathroom is
>Go investigate
>Horrible **** smell all throughout the hallway where the bathrooms are located
>Bravely push forward, as my duty as a minimum-wage employee requires
>Great black whale is apparently still ******** in the handicap stall
>Her pants are off, covered in **** and hanging over the top of the stall
>Pool of liquid **** seeping out from under the stall
>Nearly pass out from the stench so I leave the bathroom and tell my boss
>Bathroom can't be cleaned because she's still in there ********
>Another hour passes before she finally leaves
>Bathroom totally desecrated, **** on the walls and all over the floor
>Great black whale didn't even eat at the restaurant
User avatar #38 to #15 - ugottanked (12/26/2012) [-]
..........well, seems like you had *puts on sunglasses* a ****** day
User avatar #39 to #38 - lmOldGreg (12/26/2012) [-]
At least you tried.
User avatar #18 to #15 - thegrimreaver (12/26/2012) [-]
That's when you just wall off the bathroom, and never speak of it again.
User avatar #26 to #18 - iamchicken (12/26/2012) [-]
Then a customer just HAS to open the area covered with bio hazard signs, caution tape etc. and releases the great **** smell that will evoke the apocalypse.
User avatar #2 - ultrarobbie (12/25/2012) [-]
Hoopty Wagon is the hardcore version of the Mystery Machine
#25 - ToothHurty (12/26/2012) [-]
&gt;Working at a video store   
&gt;Black kid comes up to the counter   
&gt;Asks if we have modern welfare 3   
&gt;MFW
>Working at a video store
>Black kid comes up to the counter
>Asks if we have modern welfare 3
>MFW
User avatar #20 - bitchpleaseshutup (12/26/2012) [-]
>be 16
>be at my first job
>working cashier today
>see asshole bossing around girlfriend
>they're done shopping
>while checking them out i tell the asshole "don't be so disrespectful to your girlfriend"
>he replies, "What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ******* dead, kiddo."
#21 to #20 - anon (12/26/2012) [-]
"While checking them out" ; " You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the internet?"

Me - wut
#28 to #21 - anon (12/26/2012) [-]
he started his own then copypasta from internet. It was a youtube comment
User avatar #35 - trolliosis (12/26/2012) [-]
>working cashier in checkers late night
>girls skip the speaker and go straight to the window
>"can we have some water please"
>"I'm supposed to charge you 5 cents for each"
>"please! We just sucked these guys dicks and want to get the nasty taste out our mouth"
#42 to #35 - jakeattack (12/26/2012) [-]
"alright well ya might as well suck one more before ya get that water, and ya wont have to pay the 5 cents"
User avatar #37 to #35 - cabbagemayhem (12/26/2012) [-]
That's a story everyone reads twice.
#19 - rel (12/26/2012) [-]
>Worked at Subway over the summer
>Really slow Sunday
>Just me and one other coworker
>A guy comes in
>Looks really greasy and stupid
>"Can I have a French Dip?"
> ****** asks for a Quizno's sandwich
>I tell him I can make him a roast beef sandwich.
>"I'm gonna go to the little boy's room. I think better when I'm on the toilet."
> *********** .jpg
>Five minutes pass
>He comes out
>"The toilet doesn't flush and you're out of paper."
>He just leaves
>MFW he just took a **** in our bathroom and left it there
User avatar #30 to #19 - HarvietheDinkle (12/26/2012) [-]
the toilet didn't flush
#22 to #19 - Edi (12/26/2012) [-]
What do you expect him to pick up the **** and leave with it if the toilet doesn't flush?
User avatar #45 to #22 - rel (12/26/2012) [-]
I should've added that the toilet did in fact flush. He was just being an asshole.
Also, he took a **** and didn't wipe either.
#34 - bloodmagic (12/26/2012) [-]
&gt;Working at grocerie store with bottle return.   
&gt;Woman with huge tits comes up.   
&gt;MFW   
&gt;Starts bitching about the machines and how she wants her cans back.   
&gt; I say, &quot;Well you CAN-t have them.&quot;   
&gt;Everyone in dead silence.    
&gt;Never worked there again.
>Working at grocerie store with bottle return.
>Woman with huge tits comes up.
>MFW
>Starts bitching about the machines and how she wants her cans back.
> I say, "Well you CAN-t have them."
>Everyone in dead silence.
>Never worked there again.
#10 - stealthnull (12/26/2012) [-]
His thought when, HOOOOPPPTY WAAAAAAGON!
User avatar #27 to #10 - rhiaanor (12/26/2012) [-]
or just like that... you're six years old and you take a nap and you,
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#7 - dedaluminus (12/26/2012) [-]
Growing up, my dad drove a 92 aerostar. When it came time to buy my mom a car, she got a 94 aerostar.    
   
What the 			****		 is wrong with my parents   
   
Oh and before the aerostars we had a 			*******		 PINTO    
   
AAAAAAAAAHHHHH
Growing up, my dad drove a 92 aerostar. When it came time to buy my mom a car, she got a 94 aerostar.

What the **** is wrong with my parents

Oh and before the aerostars we had a ******* PINTO

AAAAAAAAAHHHHH
User avatar #8 to #7 - savirleo (12/26/2012) [-]
Ford Pinto?
User avatar #9 to #8 - dedaluminus (12/26/2012) [-]
Yes. And it had dirt and **** piled up in the bumper. SO much so that dandelions sprouted out of the bumper one year.
User avatar #11 to #9 - savirleo (12/26/2012) [-]
You're lucky. Those things have been known to explode in a rear end collision
#16 - SexBobOmb (12/26/2012) [-]
I work at Best Buy and am now terrified of this happening to me
User avatar #17 to #16 - EdTheGreat (12/26/2012) [-]
It would be the best thing ever.
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User avatar #43 to #41 - goodguygary (12/26/2012) [-]
your first instinct was to wheel her to her car, and not to see if she was okay? why.
#6 - boothecrab (12/26/2012) [-]
**boothecrab rolled a random image posted in comment #56 at Remember this? **
mfw
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#3 - EpicSkittles (12/26/2012) [-]
"As it approaches at Speed
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