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#1 - rellergert
Reply +84
(12/25/2012) [-]
HFW "hoopty wagon"
#24 to #1 - iamchicken
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(12/26/2012) [-]
This comment made this so funny
#40 to #24 - lmOldGreg
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(12/26/2012) [-]
It's the simplicity.
#4 - atilia
Reply +68
(12/26/2012) [-]
I work in a porn store/smoke shop with preview booths in back.   
It is my job to kick out wankers and mop up cum.    
<MFW
I work in a porn store/smoke shop with preview booths in back.
It is my job to kick out wankers and mop up cum.
<MFW
#33 to #4 - LordVoltagen
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(12/26/2012) [-]
Do I get to preview both the porn AND the pieces?

Because that sounds like my new favorite store ever
#5 to #4 - basshead
Reply +39
(12/26/2012) [-]
I'm so sorry......  That's terrible.
I'm so sorry...... That's terrible.
#31 to #5 - atilia
Reply +6
(12/26/2012) [-]
No, the worst part was when my trainer brought out the ultraviolet flashlight. It was my first day after training.
#32 to #31 - basshead
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(12/26/2012) [-]
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#2 - ultrarobbie
Reply +54
(12/25/2012) [-]
Hoopty Wagon is the hardcore version of the Mystery Machine
#15 - jajathezombie
Reply +53
(12/26/2012) [-]
&gt;Be me, working a crappy hostess job at a restaurant   
&gt;Great black whale waddles in   
&gt;No greeting, immediately shouts, &quot;WHERE'S DA BAFROOM?&quot;   
&gt;Point her toward the bathroom   
&gt;An hour or so passes, then female customers start complaining to me about how disgusting the women's bathroom is   
&gt;Go investigate   
&gt;Horrible **** smell all throughout the hallway where the bathrooms are located   
&gt;Bravely push forward, as my duty as a minimum-wage employee requires   
&gt;Great black whale is apparently still ******** in the handicap stall   
&gt;Her pants are off, covered in **** and hanging over the top of the stall   
&gt;Pool of liquid **** seeping out from under the stall   
&gt;Nearly pass out from the stench so I leave the bathroom and tell my boss   
&gt;Bathroom can't be cleaned because she's still in there ********   
&gt;Another hour passes before she finally leaves   
&gt;Bathroom totally desecrated, **** on the walls and all over the floor   
&gt;Great black whale didn't even eat at the restaurant
>Be me, working a crappy hostess job at a restaurant
>Great black whale waddles in
>No greeting, immediately shouts, "WHERE'S DA BAFROOM?"
>Point her toward the bathroom
>An hour or so passes, then female customers start complaining to me about how disgusting the women's bathroom is
>Go investigate
>Horrible **** smell all throughout the hallway where the bathrooms are located
>Bravely push forward, as my duty as a minimum-wage employee requires
>Great black whale is apparently still ******** in the handicap stall
>Her pants are off, covered in **** and hanging over the top of the stall
>Pool of liquid **** seeping out from under the stall
>Nearly pass out from the stench so I leave the bathroom and tell my boss
>Bathroom can't be cleaned because she's still in there ********
>Another hour passes before she finally leaves
>Bathroom totally desecrated, **** on the walls and all over the floor
>Great black whale didn't even eat at the restaurant
#38 to #15 - ugottanked
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(12/26/2012) [-]
..........well, seems like you had *puts on sunglasses* a ****** day
#39 to #38 - lmOldGreg
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(12/26/2012) [-]
At least you tried.
#18 to #15 - thegrimreaver
Reply +23
(12/26/2012) [-]
That's when you just wall off the bathroom, and never speak of it again.
#26 to #18 - iamchicken
Reply +14
(12/26/2012) [-]
Then a customer just HAS to open the area covered with bio hazard signs, caution tape etc. and releases the great **** smell that will evoke the apocalypse.
#20 - bitchpleaseshutup
Reply +36
(12/26/2012) [-]
>be 16
>be at my first job
>working cashier today
>see asshole bossing around girlfriend
>they're done shopping
>while checking them out i tell the asshole "don't be so disrespectful to your girlfriend"
>he replies, "What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ******* dead, kiddo."
#21 to #20 - anon
Reply 0
(12/26/2012) [-]
"While checking them out" ; " You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the internet?"

Me - wut
#28 to #21 - anon
Reply 0
(12/26/2012) [-]
he started his own then copypasta from internet. It was a youtube comment
#29 to #20 - HarvietheDinkle
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(12/26/2012) [-]
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#19 - rel
Reply +23
(12/26/2012) [-]
>Worked at Subway over the summer
>Really slow Sunday
>Just me and one other coworker
>A guy comes in
>Looks really greasy and stupid
>"Can I have a French Dip?"
>****** asks for a Quizno's sandwich
>I tell him I can make him a roast beef sandwich.
>"I'm gonna go to the little boy's room. I think better when I'm on the toilet."
>***********.jpg
>Five minutes pass
>He comes out
>"The toilet doesn't flush and you're out of paper."
>He just leaves
>MFW he just took a **** in our bathroom and left it there
#30 to #19 - HarvietheDinkle
Reply +6
(12/26/2012) [-]
the toilet didn't flush
#22 to #19 - Edi
Reply +33
(12/26/2012) [-]
What do you expect him to pick up the **** and leave with it if the toilet doesn't flush?
#45 to #22 - rel
Reply 0
(12/26/2012) [-]
I should've added that the toilet did in fact flush. He was just being an asshole.
Also, he took a **** and didn't wipe either.
#44 to #22 - vipersixtyfour
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(12/26/2012) [-]
#25 - ToothHurty
Reply +25
(12/26/2012) [-]
&gt;Working at a video store   
&gt;Black kid comes up to the counter   
&gt;Asks if we have modern welfare 3   
&gt;MFW
>Working at a video store
>Black kid comes up to the counter
>Asks if we have modern welfare 3
>MFW
#35 - trolliosis
Reply +14
(12/26/2012) [-]
>working cashier in checkers late night
>girls skip the speaker and go straight to the window
>"can we have some water please"
>"I'm supposed to charge you 5 cents for each"
>"please! We just sucked these guys dicks and want to get the nasty taste out our mouth"
#42 to #35 - jakeattack ONLINE
Reply +1
(12/26/2012) [-]
"alright well ya might as well suck one more before ya get that water, and ya wont have to pay the 5 cents"
#37 to #35 - cabbagemayhem
Reply +9
(12/26/2012) [-]
That's a story everyone reads twice.
#34 - bloodmagic
Reply +9
(12/26/2012) [-]
&gt;Working at grocerie store with bottle return.   
&gt;Woman with huge tits comes up.   
&gt;MFW   
&gt;Starts bitching about the machines and how she wants her cans back.   
&gt; I say, &quot;Well you CAN-t have them.&quot;   
&gt;Everyone in dead silence.    
&gt;Never worked there again.
>Working at grocerie store with bottle return.
>Woman with huge tits comes up.
>MFW
>Starts bitching about the machines and how she wants her cans back.
> I say, "Well you CAN-t have them."
>Everyone in dead silence.
>Never worked there again.
#16 - SexBobOmb
Reply +4
(12/26/2012) [-]
I work at Best Buy and am now terrified of this happening to me
#17 to #16 - EdTheGreat [OP]
Reply +8
(12/26/2012) [-]
It would be the best thing ever.
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