Sneak increased to level 2. Kitty no like. Iain up an us, Til mam HI I mtp' um. WEN .. If you look very closely, you can see a large, but subtle dragon, which adds irony to the kajit's statement about his perception skills. This makes the joke fun
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Sneak increased to level 2

Kitty no like

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Iain up an us, Til mam HI I mtp' um. WEN .
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Submitted: 12/25/2012
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#224 - jellybob ONLINE (12/26/2012) [-]
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#194 - xxxansweredxxx has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #187 - endface (12/26/2012) [-]
God damnit Kharjo, you had one job!
#185 - hugecawk (12/26/2012) [-]
Skyrim is so **** , i can't believe people waste their lives playing this game.
User avatar #207 to #185 - qauronexoforce (12/26/2012) [-]
Well it did break my Xbox vital components, get repetitive after the first 5 hours unless I started a new character but then I would have to go through the exact same places again causing more repetitiveness. Have a questionable physics system (example the dead dragon containing my loot (which so happens to be vital components to the 'all new dragon shouting') would all of a sudden fly away before I could even loot the damn thing), no multi-player, costed $100 and refused to drop in price for several months and had average scenery with average graphics.

While I wouldn't call it **** I agree there's no way sane people could lay this forever and truly enjoy it or that this game is worth the absurd amount of money required to purchase it.

All in all its nice to see someone who can actually value a game properly instead of running around going crazy over it because you can do blatantly boring and unimaginative stuff for 127 hours before you have technically experienced it to its max.
User avatar #188 to #185 - Mudkip (12/26/2012) [-]
You are such a troll, i cant believe people would waste their time bothering to thumb you down.
#189 to #188 - hugecawk (12/26/2012) [-]
So now having an opinion is called "trolling" is it?
User avatar #202 to #189 - joshuaww (12/26/2012) [-]
there's having an opinion

and then there's being an obvious cock about it
#197 to #189 - slipperyjoe (12/26/2012) [-]
Those red thumbs are an opinion of your opinion then I guess.
#201 to #197 - hugecawk (12/26/2012) [-]
I never said anything about red thumbs? i just hate people that seem to think that because someone has an opinion that's different to their own it must be "trolling"
#222 to #201 - moneybag (12/26/2012) [-]
well your opinion sucks
well your opinion sucks
#195 to #189 - xxmarkusxx (12/26/2012) [-]
ya dude im with ya there, like the new pokemon are so gay, they ruined the genre, but saying so gets you red thumbs and replies of "troll! in the dungeon... thought you ought to know..."
#177 - themodyourgod (12/26/2012) [-]
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#176 - copypastaforever (12/26/2012) [-]
so here is the situation
I have been keeping and saving any and all spiders I find running around my house. I keep them alive in little tuba wear containers and drop in crickets or whatever random feeder bugs I find at the local petsmart. Anyway,
I recently have erected a spider battle arena out of cardboard and sugar cubes. I have about 22 spiders in surplus and plan to make them do one on one combat in a tournament of epic proportions. The loser is devoured by the winner and the winner becomes stronger. He then lives on to do battle against the next opponent. Whichever spider is left standing after the other 21 have died will go on to the final round. There is a prey mantis I bought at the vivarium named Charley. The final spider gladiator will do battle with Charley the mantis. If the spider actually manages to beat Charley he will be declared the king of spider land and flushed down the toilet afterwards.
User avatar #240 to #176 - nuclearapparition (01/07/2013) [-]
You wot m8?
#239 to #176 - cameronrox (01/03/2013) [-]
lolwut
lolwut
User avatar #190 to #176 - buttplugmaster (12/26/2012) [-]
The **** did i just read
User avatar #184 to #176 - isamusama (12/26/2012) [-]
I used to do this when I was 11 but I used a tampon box for an arena.
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#167 - copypastaforever (12/26/2012) [-]
Guys this is probably the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to me. I was at my girlfriends house tonight for dinner, and shortly after i had to go #2. My Gf's brother was in the downstairs bathroom, so i went upstairs to use the master bathroom. I was about to take a dump, and I remembered something my friend told me called AC Slatering. AC Slatering is when you take a dump facing backwards on the toilet, just how on saved by the bell AC Slater always sat backwards on a chair. So when I was taking a dump, My stomach was facing the back of the toilet, and my back was facing the door. I heard footsteps coming up the stairs, and began to get nervous. Since AC SLatering is a tough position to get into, it requires taking off your pants. So there I am sitting in my GF's parents bathroom taking a dump with my pants off and facing the wrong way on the toilet. My dump was about halfway out when the footsteps became closer. I then turned around to see that I had not locked the door. Trying to finish as quickly as I could, I began pushing harder and harder. Suddenly, the door opened, and my gf's mom stood there in shock staring at me. We made eye contact for a split second, and I was so embarrassed I wanted to die. I quickly finished up, got dressed, and ran out of the house as quickly as I could. I am expecting my gf to break up with me tomorrow. I am so embarrassed and I hope my gf doesn't blabber about this, Ill die if anyone else finds out.
#166 - copypastalover (12/26/2012) [-]
Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.
Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them breaks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.
I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.
Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.
When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 07840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."
This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.
There can be only one.
Crying in Cantee
#161 - neverborn (12/26/2012) [-]
Need to be careful.
Them dragons are stealthy ************ ...
User avatar #157 - gibroner (12/26/2012) [-]
that stupid dragon he doesnt even see that Khajiit infront of him
User avatar #156 - cleanslate (12/26/2012) [-]
That's a pretty big "might"
#153 - lockzph (12/26/2012) [-]
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#147 - garentei (12/26/2012) [-]
For those who don't get it, it's funny because there are two giants disguised as trees that are going to sneak up on him, circled it for you guys.
User avatar #178 to #147 - xxxansweredxxx (12/26/2012) [-]
And all this time...I thought they were just trees. This...this changes everything.
User avatar #168 to #147 - organicglory (12/26/2012) [-]
Now I get the joke
thank you
#145 - thecharliesheen (12/26/2012) [-]
Bet he didn't see that coming.
Bet he didn't see that coming.
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#182 to #144 - justakewldewd (12/26/2012) [-]
You should play as Khajiit and sneak up on people and rape them. I say Khajiit because from what I understand they sneak better than other races so you can get to the raping / hot furry sex faster.
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#139 - anonymous (12/26/2012) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.
Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

YOU HAVE TO SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!!
THE WORLD HAS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!!!
User avatar #162 to #139 - thedarkestrogue ONLINE (12/26/2012) [-]
WHY ARE YOU NOT BORED OF POSTING THIS YET?
User avatar #150 to #139 - tunotoo ONLINE (12/26/2012) [-]
Anon
wat ar yu doin
anon
Stahp
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#223 to #143 - anonymous (12/26/2012) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.
Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

YOU HAVE TO SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!!
THE WORLD HAS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!!!
User avatar #140 to #139 - Deeticky (12/26/2012) [-]
Oh my god, SHUT UP!
#138 - bossmcpimp (12/26/2012) [-]
***** doesn't even see that sneaky ninja dragon behind him.
#135 - KofC (12/26/2012) [-]
May your road lead you to warm sands
User avatar #186 to #135 - hokeymon (12/26/2012) [-]
Warm sand, **** in their litter boxes.
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User avatar #165 to #159 - thatnerdyguy (12/26/2012) [-]
They tend to be pretty damn nice too.
User avatar #196 to #165 - boydaranga **User deleted account** (12/26/2012) [-]
it's good if they're nice when they're mechant's.

But if they're nice and anything else, better keep a close eye out.

cheeky bastards
User avatar #148 to #135 - bulbakip (12/26/2012) [-]
I like this guy
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