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User avatar #286 - mrblueftw (12/26/2012) [-]
What the **** did you just say about me, you alpha male? I'll have you know I barely graduated at the bottom of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've yet to be involved in a single raid on the United States, and I have under 300 nonconfirmed lives. I am not trained in orangutan warfare and I'm the worst sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are everything to me and not just another target. I will keep you the **** alive with imprecision the likes of which has been seen over and over again on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? You're right, ****** . As we speak I am failing to contact my public network of spies across the USA and your IP is being hidden right now so you need not prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the glorious, big thing you call your life. You're ******* alive, kid. I can't be anywhere, anytime, and I can save you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I barely trained in unarmed combat, but I have no access to any of the arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I can't use it to an even partial extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little piss. If only you could have known what holy sympathy your big "dumb" comment was about to bring up upon you, maybe you wouldn't have held your ******* tongue. But you could, you did, and now you're receiving the reward, you goddamn genius. I will **** calmness all over you and you will drown in it. You're ******* alive, kiddo.
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