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Submitted: 12/24/2012
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#34 - pokemonstheshiz (12/25/2012) [-]
Only related thing I have
#28 - aazz (12/25/2012) [-]
User avatar #27 - seniorpokeman (12/25/2012) [-]
Hey, don't be mean to him. It's his birthday.
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#37 to #26 - lonemercenary **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#24 - anonymous (12/25/2012) [-]
There are Orthodox churches in the United States that recognize the holiday dates according to the Julian calendar. Christmas is still on December 25 in the Julian calendar so the January 7 date is only valid between 1901 and 2100 The Gregorian date for Orthodox Christmas will be January 8 in 2101 if the Julian calendar is still used.

The Julian calendar was revised in 1923 and this version is more in line with the Gregorian calendar. Some Orthodox churches follow the revised Julian calendar but many Orthodox churches still follow the more traditional Julian calendar, which has the original dates for Christian observances prior to the Gregorian calendar’s introduction.

According to the Orthodox Church in America, many Americans of Orthodox Christian faith celebrate Christmas according to the revised Julian calendar.

Many people in other places worldwide, such as Russia, still celebrate Christmas according to the Julian calendar in which the Christmas date falls on or near January 7.
#23 - emprex (12/25/2012) [-]
#22 - Wallaq (12/25/2012) [-]
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#21 - whysodamnserious **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#19 - thegingermancan (12/25/2012) [-]
inb4 atheist vs. christian
inb4 atheist vs. christian
#15 - prodigyoflaughs (12/25/2012) [-]
what happens when you don't listen to him.
User avatar #36 to #15 - wolfmango (12/25/2012) [-]
if someone can photoshop gabe newwel in here they will be a god
User avatar #35 to #15 - wolfmango (12/25/2012) [-]
John Lennon? Bill Gates mythbusters? wut
User avatar #33 to #15 - pokemonstheshiz (12/25/2012) [-]
Some of those are just people the internet wants to be atheists, not ones that have actually stated their belief. Bill Gates in particular.
#43 to #33 - prodigyoflaughs (12/26/2012) [-]
By the way, they just aren't Christians. Not being a Christian is supposed to damn someone into hell, not strictly atheists.
#42 to #33 - prodigyoflaughs (12/26/2012) [-]
The internet wants someone to be an atheist? That makes absolutely no sense. And yes, Miley Cyrus isn't an atheist so she shouldn't be on there, and neither is she someone I would want to talk to.
User avatar #44 to #42 - pokemonstheshiz (12/26/2012) [-]
A large percentage of people on the internet are atheist. So naturally a decent amount of people assume other people who haven't stated otherwise or given indication otherwise share similar beliefs, especially if they exemplify values we agree with.
Bill Gates and Morgan Freeman are self-declared agnostics. Neil Degrasse Tyson doesn't declare himself anything, he doesn't give a **** either way. And it all has to do with your concept of judgement as well. I had a religion teacher who was very active in his church, and he told me he doesn't believe in eternal punishment, that a loving God wouldn't do that to his people, he thinks they might be punished for a time, and then sent up to Heaven. There's not a hard and fast determination of Heaven and Hell.
User avatar #30 to #15 - samxdaxman (12/25/2012) [-]
>morgan freeman
>hell
***** , god cant go to hell.
#18 to #15 - TheRivermanStyx (12/25/2012) [-]
Why the hell are some of those people in there, and Miley Cyrus? **** that **** .
User avatar #16 to #15 - zombiepipboy ONLINE (12/25/2012) [-]
Sasha Grey? how do i get in?
User avatar #17 to #16 - neoexdeath ONLINE (12/25/2012) [-]
Go rape a Nun?
User avatar #12 - Sinless (12/25/2012) [-]
The internet has ****** me up so badly that every time someone says something about Jesus doing something, all I can picture is this meme.

Ex: I was talking to this illegal immigrant couple who were friends of the family and they were talking about how Jesus shielded the eyes of the Immigration Officer from seeing the expired date on the ID they had. All I could picture in my head was Jesus with his hand over the ID saying "lol no peeking," while the Immigration office is saying " **** you Jesus, I could lose my job." Then it ended in my head with Jesus saying "homeless lol."
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#38 to #12 - lonemercenary **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#29 to #12 - anonymous (12/25/2012) [-]
You're not ****** up, that was ******* hilarious! Thanks for the laugh!
#13 to #12 - tinkotin ONLINE (12/25/2012) [-]
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#11 - sideffect (12/25/2012) [-]
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#10 - anthraxpotato (12/25/2012) [-]
i ******* love these
User avatar #7 - skrynox (12/25/2012) [-]
What the **** is Jesus doing just hanging around? He needs to go nail a chick or something, but he crossed the line this time.
#6 - phanact (12/25/2012) [-]
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