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#15 - comeatmebrother
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(12/24/2012) [-]
#21 to #15 - guidoforlife
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(12/24/2012) [-]
#69 to #15 - disturbedfan
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(12/25/2012) [-]
He used 'em for communion Saint John, calm your ****. He'll get more.
#135 to #15 - greenmurderer
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(12/25/2012) [-]
#29 to #15 - gorginhanson
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(12/25/2012) [-]
Jesus:

For my next trick, I will turn bread to crap.
#3 - ireallylikepotatoe
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(12/24/2012) [-]
You guys can never get my birthday right.
#8 to #3 - felixjarl ONLINE
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(12/24/2012) [-]
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That is why i got Jesus on facebook.

Now i always know when his birthday is.
#13 - mrgoodbunny
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(12/24/2012) [-]
Happy birthday Deer Jesus.
#114 - walkingdisaster
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(12/25/2012) [-]
#139 to #114 - daentraya
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(12/25/2012) [-]
Oh thank you. First time I've ever gotten that. Amazing how well Christmas has obscured it and replaced it to be point of near nonexistence.
And it's getting brighter. That's something I'd celebrate
#104 - dwarfman
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(12/25/2012) [-]
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday Dear Jesus
Happy Birthday to you!

Today is Christmas! There will be a magic show at 0930. Chaplin Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer communism.
#119 to #104 - mrdrpage
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(12/25/2012) [-]
"God has a hard-on for Marines because we kill everything we see!    
He plays His games, we play ours!   
To show our appreciation for so much power,   
we keep heaven packed with fresh souls!    
   
God was here before the   
Marine Corps! So you can give your heart   
to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps!"
"God has a hard-on for Marines because we kill everything we see!
He plays His games, we play ours!
To show our appreciation for so much power,
we keep heaven packed with fresh souls!

God was here before the
Marine Corps! So you can give your heart
to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps!"
#105 to #104 - lonemercenary **User deleted account**
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#106 to #105 - agonizingkingjake
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(12/25/2012) [-]
Whats it called
#107 to #106 - lonemercenary **User deleted account**
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#113 to #112 - agonizingkingjake
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(12/25/2012) [-]
I assumed that you were trying to call me stupid with the ...... between each word, but if you wanna watch me.   
oh and thanks
I assumed that you were trying to call me stupid with the ...... between each word, but if you wanna watch me.
oh and thanks
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#10 - awesomerunner
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(12/24/2012) [-]
my birthday is december 25 too, it sucks
Feel story time
Every Christmas i go to my parents house. I am around the people i have know my entire life, my closest family member. I walk around my house and all they say is Merry Christmas and dont wish me a happy birthday. The worst part is when i do say today is my birthday they respond with " Yeah i know, Its on Christmas how can i ever forget" but they always manger to forget.
#14 to #10 - anon
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(12/24/2012) [-]
cool
#16 to #10 - turboderp
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(12/24/2012) [-]
Well, Happy birthday then! ^^
#27 to #10 - rokkarokkaali
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(12/24/2012) [-]
My birthday is right January second. I'm hardly gonna get people over because there won't be any buses. It's sad.
#31 to #10 - ascarecrow
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(12/25/2012) [-]
I am most likely early where you are, but happy birthday! Have this lovely picture!
#41 to #10 - anon
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(12/25/2012) [-]
Always manger to forget...
Lol.
Manger.
#11 to #10 - andnowducks
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(12/24/2012) [-]
And I bet you get less presents.
#36 to #10 - RisenLichen
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(12/25/2012) [-]
Happy birthday
#124 - mitchellhw
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(12/25/2012) [-]
Christmas isn't even his birthday.
#127 to #124 - alfjnn
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(12/25/2012) [-]
LISTEN.
BUDDY.

You can be as much of a condescending dick as you want. But nowhere in this content does it say anything about Christmas.

Also It's January 6th nigaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa a
#130 to #127 - mitchellhw
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(12/25/2012) [-]
#126 to #124 - anon
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(12/25/2012) [-]
He's right.
#12 - phanact
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(12/24/2012) [-]
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Dem paint skillz
#61 - lockstin
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(12/25/2012) [-]
The catholic encyclopedia even says that christmas isnt jesus birthday.
#70 to #61 - baditch
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(12/25/2012) [-]
Yea, but no one knows when the **** he was really born so they picked a day to celebrate on. They think he was born sometime in August.
#72 to #70 - lockstin
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(12/25/2012) [-]
*born sometime in the summer. "better celebrate it in the winter!" catholics man.
#76 to #72 - anon
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(12/25/2012) [-]
Actually it was celebrated in december to convert pagans
#128 to #76 - mitchellhw
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(12/25/2012) [-]
Finally, some that actually knows somthing
#63 to #61 - snakefire
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(12/25/2012) [-]
everybody knows that already.
#66 to #61 - swedishassassin ONLINE
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(12/25/2012) [-]







I didn't know that already.
#116 - crazyoljew
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(12/25/2012) [-]
It's not his birthday today
#123 to #116 - neutralgray
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(12/25/2012) [-]
Oh no, FJ! It's someone explaining something we already knew!

Most are aware of this. It's just the day Christians choose to celebrate his birth because the exact date has been lost over time.
#125 to #123 - mitchellhw
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(12/25/2012) [-]
Actually its because the 25th was a pagan holiday which was not liked by Christians because of false gods and idols. The Christians renamed it Christmas around 135 A.D and made it about Jesus's birth, Jesus was actually born some time in the Fall
#129 to #125 - neutralgray
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(12/25/2012) [-]
Once again, most everyone here knows that.
#131 to #129 - mitchellhw
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(12/25/2012) [-]
apparently not many do....