Happy Birthday Jesus. OC take a visit to my friends site . HAPPY DEAR .


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User avatar #69 to #15 - disturbedfan (12/25/2012) [-]
He used 'em for communion Saint John, calm your **** . He'll get more.
User avatar #29 to #15 - gorginhanson (12/25/2012) [-]

For my next trick, I will turn bread to crap.
#13 - mrgoodbunny (12/24/2012) [-]
Happy birthday Deer Jesus.
#3 - ireallylikepotatoe (12/24/2012) [-]
You guys can never get my birthday right.
#8 to #3 - felixjarl ONLINE (12/24/2012) [-]
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That is why i got Jesus on facebook.

Now i always know when his birthday is.
User avatar #139 to #114 - daentraya (12/25/2012) [-]
Oh thank you. First time I've ever gotten that. Amazing how well Christmas has obscured it and replaced it to be point of near nonexistence.
And it's getting brighter. That's something I'd celebrate
#104 - dwarfman (12/25/2012) [-]
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday Dear Jesus
Happy Birthday to you!

Today is Christmas! There will be a magic show at 0930. Chaplin Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer communism.
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User avatar #106 to #105 - agonizingkingjake (12/25/2012) [-]
Whats it called
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#113 to #112 - agonizingkingjake (12/25/2012) [-]
I assumed that you were trying to call me stupid with the ...... between each word, but if you wanna watch me.   
oh and thanks
I assumed that you were trying to call me stupid with the ...... between each word, but if you wanna watch me.
oh and thanks
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#119 to #104 - mrdrpage (12/25/2012) [-]
"God has a hard-on for Marines because we kill everything we see!    
He plays His games, we play ours!   
To show our appreciation for so much power,   
we keep heaven packed with fresh souls!    
God was here before the   
Marine Corps! So you can give your heart   
to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps!"
"God has a hard-on for Marines because we kill everything we see!
He plays His games, we play ours!
To show our appreciation for so much power,
we keep heaven packed with fresh souls!

God was here before the
Marine Corps! So you can give your heart
to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps!"
User avatar #124 - mitchellhw (12/25/2012) [-]
Christmas isn't even his birthday.
#126 to #124 - anon (12/25/2012) [-]
He's right.
User avatar #127 to #124 - alfjnn (12/25/2012) [-]

You can be as much of a condescending dick as you want. But nowhere in this content does it say anything about Christmas.

Also It's January 6th nigaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa a
User avatar #10 - awesomerunner (12/24/2012) [-]
my birthday is december 25 too, it sucks
Feel story time
Every Christmas i go to my parents house. I am around the people i have know my entire life, my closest family member. I walk around my house and all they say is Merry Christmas and dont wish me a happy birthday. The worst part is when i do say today is my birthday they respond with " Yeah i know, Its on Christmas how can i ever forget" but they always manger to forget.
#14 to #10 - anon (12/24/2012) [-]
User avatar #16 to #10 - turboderp (12/24/2012) [-]
Well, Happy birthday then! ^^
User avatar #27 to #10 - rokkarokkaali (12/24/2012) [-]
My birthday is right January second. I'm hardly gonna get people over because there won't be any buses. It's sad.
#31 to #10 - ascarecrow (12/25/2012) [-]
I am most likely early where you are, but happy birthday! Have this lovely picture!
User avatar #11 to #10 - andnowducks (12/24/2012) [-]
And I bet you get less presents.
User avatar #36 to #10 - RisenLichen (12/25/2012) [-]
Happy birthday
#41 to #10 - anon (12/25/2012) [-]
Always manger to forget...
#12 - phanact (12/24/2012) [-]
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Dem paint skillz
User avatar #5 - robots (12/24/2012) [-]
Jesus was born in September.
#6 to #5 - ichbinlecher (12/24/2012) [-]
Affirmed. Our current date is the result pagan holidays.
#7 to #6 - ichbinlecher (12/24/2012) [-]
It was also probably 2-8 BC, rather than 1 AD, due to a miscalculation by the guy who made the calender.
#32 to #7 - anon (12/25/2012) [-]
but AD is called AD because thats the year jesus died..
#45 to #32 - angrytoilet (12/25/2012) [-]
AD, Anno Domini, or Year of Our Lord (synonymous) refer to the year of Jesus' birth, not death. Strangely, AD 1 occurs directly after BC 1 (outdated terms, CE and BCE are current), so there is no Year 0.
#71 to #45 - ichbinlecher (12/25/2012) [-]
I tend to use BC and AD, as it is truly the basis of the common calender. If BCE and CE actually were somehow different I may care to change my habits. Since I am in the religious field, the terms are even still considered correct terminology for academic papers - ie. so little motivation to care to change.
#43 to #32 - thebeatlesfan (12/25/2012) [-]
Nooooooooooooo. If that was the case, there would be a 30-year or so period of time that's not covered by the calendar form Christ's birth (BC) to his death.

Jesus Christ dude...
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User avatar #73 - skateabuga ONLINE (12/25/2012) [-]
Jesus' birthday is not on Christmas
It's also not in spring, but that is in fact when he died
Jesus was more likely born in the late summer or midfall
No one knows exactly when any of this **** actually happened so can everyone stop posting all these questions like "Wasn't he born in blah blah blah""
It's not like we're even talking about religion and there's already a bunch of idiots
#38 - bigpizza (12/25/2012) [-]
Its my birthday today as well, Jesus steals all the birthday wishes every year :(
#79 to #38 - cheesepotato (12/25/2012) [-]
Merry Christmas.
User avatar #110 to #89 - bigpizza (12/25/2012) [-]
Haha thanks :)
#116 - crazyoljew (12/25/2012) [-]
It's not his birthday today
User avatar #123 to #116 - neutralgray (12/25/2012) [-]
Oh no, FJ! It's someone explaining something we already knew!

Most are aware of this. It's just the day Christians choose to celebrate his birth because the exact date has been lost over time.
User avatar #125 to #123 - mitchellhw (12/25/2012) [-]
Actually its because the 25th was a pagan holiday which was not liked by Christians because of false gods and idols. The Christians renamed it Christmas around 135 A.D and made it about Jesus's birth, Jesus was actually born some time in the Fall
User avatar #129 to #125 - neutralgray (12/25/2012) [-]
Once again, most everyone here knows that.
User avatar #131 to #129 - mitchellhw (12/25/2012) [-]
apparently not many do....
#83 - senortanto (12/25/2012) [-]
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the last supper was actually a Passover cedar (the jewish new year)
#98 to #83 - anon (12/25/2012) [-]
No. I am jewish and passover is not the jewish new year. honestly im the least religious person ever, and i have no ******* clue what passover is for. BUT i do know that rosh hashanah is the jewish new year. So yeah...
#117 to #98 - crazyoljew (12/25/2012) [-]
Thank you for clarifying it. May more people find themselves less ignorant during the coming year
User avatar #57 - senordevin (12/25/2012) [-]
Happy Bday Mithras!
#17 - mrlego (12/24/2012) [-]
Wasn't Jesus born in spring?
User avatar #67 to #17 - skateabuga ONLINE (12/25/2012) [-]
Jesus was either born in late summer or early to mid fall. No one really knows exactly when he was born.
User avatar #19 to #17 - malacyman (12/24/2012) [-]
nope. thats when his respawn lagged and took 3 days. Christmas celebrates the birth of jesus
#20 to #19 - mrlego (12/24/2012) [-]
Ooohh... okay. Thanks for clearing that up!
User avatar #24 to #20 - shaddz (12/24/2012) [-]
actually you were right first time, 7th of june is when it was written he was born that was later changed to december whilst emporor constantine was putting **** together to try and get rid of the pagan solstice holidays as there were no christian ones in that time
User avatar #25 to #17 - arthurmiller (12/24/2012) [-]
If I recall, it was some time in Spring. It would make sense if you go by the story because the Shepherd was out with his flock. Christmas is simply on the 25th of December because it coincides with the winter solstice, and it was used as a way to get pagans more comfortable with converting to Christianity.
Easter has quite a few pagan elements in it as well.
#96 to #25 - zahidlol (12/25/2012) [-]
actually it was to over shadow the pegan holiday in winter
User avatar #33 to #25 - BlueToaster (12/25/2012) [-]
Like how in Paganism, the rabbit is a symbol for fertility.

Thus explaining how the hell eggs and bunnies are even related.
#145 - nephritho (12/25/2012) [-]
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Jesus was not born on 25 December
there is no real information that could say when he was born on 25 December or the 6th januari
only that he might be born in the years between 2 and 7 BC
some religion historians say he might be born in September
"By the early-to-mid 4th century, the Western Christian Church had placed Christmas on December 25, a date later adopted in the East."
"In the earliest centuries of Christianity, no particular day of the year is known to have been associated with the birth of Jesus. Various dates were speculated: May 20, April 18 or 19, March 25, January 2, November 17 or 20. When celebration on a particular date began, January 6 prevailed at least in the East;[86] but, except among Armenians (the Armenian Apostolic Church and the Armenian Catholic Church), who continue to celebrate the birth on January 6, December 25 eventually won acceptance everywhere." -wikipedia
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User avatar #153 to #149 - nephritho (12/25/2012) [-]
That's Christmas eve.
And I am an European as well, I live in Belgium.
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#42 - angrytoilet (12/25/2012) [-]
Ok, serious question for christians: What do you believe happens to hindus when they die? Imagine a hindu child raised in such culture, dies at the age of 10. He knew nothing of Christianity, but was a moral and faithful hindi. What happens to his soul?
#47 to #42 - presidentbb (12/25/2012) [-]
I just think that everybody goes where they think they should go. I don't have a problem with other religions. What do Atheists think happens when they die?
User avatar #49 to #47 - angrytoilet (12/25/2012) [-]
I'm not quite sure. I'm currently trying to decide what religion is right for me. I think that atheists believe they simply end after death. Of course, they wouldn't be aware of this end, because their consciousness ceases to exist.
#56 to #49 - presidentbb (12/25/2012) [-]
Religion is very confusing. I'm Catholic and that's how I was raised. There are certain flaws in the religion that I've made peace with and whatnot. I hope you find what you're looking for!
User avatar #59 to #56 - angrytoilet (12/25/2012) [-]
Thanks! My main goal is looking for one that makes sense to me, personally. Have a lovely Christmas!
#60 to #59 - presidentbb (12/25/2012) [-]
You too my good sir/maam!
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#154 to #81 - presidentbb (12/26/2012) [-]
That does not sound worth it. Like you spend your whole life doing something when you came from basically nothing and you end your life as nothing. Sorry, but that's just my opinion.
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#156 to #155 - presidentbb (12/26/2012) [-]
That's very true. I respect you for that because I don't think I could believe that. And I don't think I should get into a big discussion about this anyway. But thanks for the Atheist view on this!
#51 to #42 - iwanabethebest (12/25/2012) [-]
Catholics believe limbo which isn't heaven but not hell, its pretty chill, check out Dante's Inferno (book not game) if you wanna know what a lot of christian beliefs are for the afterlife
#62 to #51 - verby (12/25/2012) [-]
the actual epic is the called The Divine Comedy, divided into three parts: Inferno, Purgatorio and Paradise
User avatar #54 to #51 - angrytoilet (12/25/2012) [-]
Yes, I read it in my quest for faith, but it seemed kind of... non-canon. Wasn't it written in the 1400's or 1600's, WAY after the Bible was originally transcribed?
#64 to #54 - iwanabethebest (12/25/2012) [-]
non canon because Hell is only really mentioned once in the Bible by Jesus and he says fires of Gahena i believe, which was a burning trash pit outside of Jerusalem but no one really knows what Hell is like, but for the most part Catholics accept Limbo, all a matter of faith i suppose
User avatar #65 to #64 - angrytoilet (12/25/2012) [-]
What about revelations? I know it was written by an insane John in a prison cell, but doesn't it mention hell?
#77 to #65 - iwanabethebest (12/25/2012) [-]
“If anyone worships the beast and his image, and receives his mark... he shall be tormented with fire and brimstone in the presence of the holy angels and in the presence of the Lamb. And the smoke of their torment ascends forever and ever” (Revelation 14:10,11) so yes but not by name
User avatar #68 to #42 - disturbedfan (12/25/2012) [-]
Well.... Im a Lutheran (Christain branch) and personally, i believe he/she would go to heaven. It is my personal belief that God loves all people with good in their heart. That also goes for Athiests and gays, both of which I have best friends of and firmly believe will go to heaven.

But thats just me.
#94 to #68 - anon (12/25/2012) [-]
God loves everyone regardless of what they do or who they are. He loves the person but hates the sin.
User avatar #109 to #42 - badsamaritan ONLINE (12/25/2012) [-]
What I've been taught is if you never knew about Jesus and God, you are not punished. Like spiritual ignorance
#118 to #42 - anon (12/25/2012) [-]
Depends on the denomination. I personally feel like everyone is judged based on what they learned during their lifetime. In other words, if you never knew anything about Christ, God won't count it against you. However, if you have been told/taught/informed about a topic and choose to deny or blatantly ignore it to continue living your life in the same ol' comfortable way, then God might have a bone to pick with you. However, salvation comes from a personal relationship with God and isn't based on good works alone, which makes your scenario a bit tricky. My optimistic side wants to say he ends up in heaven, but there's no legitimate clarification in anything I've heard/read/discussed so far. The same question arises for babies and animals after they die, given their limited reasoning compared to grown humans.
#82 to #42 - legoturds (12/25/2012) [-]
Christians and Catholics (i'm a Catholic) believe that people who aren't exposed to the message of Christianity aren't punished for it. What happens to them i don't really know.
#91 to #42 - danceswithbears (12/25/2012) [-]
alright sounds like a good question but how i see it is that this God dude sent down one soul just as a bunch of different people at different times because he wouldn't have been able to send one dude down and have everyone hear of it so how i believe it is that every religion is based around the same God hence the whole one God thing meaning he is the same God in every religion and each religious book has similar stories in them but i could be wrong there's no way of telling yet and that i believe it's just safer to believe in a divine being
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User avatar #97 to #91 - angrytoilet (12/25/2012) [-]
that actually seems legit. thanks.
User avatar #99 to #97 - danceswithbears (12/25/2012) [-]
i never thought i'd be sharing my religious views with funnyjunk
#151 - trollmobile (12/25/2012) [-]
happy birthday yamamoto!
happy birthday to you.
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