Names. . A woman arrived at a party and while scanning the guests, spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached him, smiled and said. "Hello. My nam
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A woman arrived at a party and while scanning
the guests, spotted an attractive man standing alone.
She approached him, smiled
and said. "Hello. My name is
Cannon." "That' s a beautiful
name," he replied. "Is it a
family name?"
No," she replied. As a
matter of fact I gave it to
myself. It represents the
things that! enjoy the most "
cars and men. Therefore, I
chose "Carmen".
What' s your name" she said.
He answered "El. Titsengolf."
tuit.
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#3 - cupotruth (12/24/2012) [-]
Mine is Anal.

I'm not a subtle man.
#53 to #3 - ferrum (12/25/2012) [-]
So you enjoy getting ****** in the ass?
#16 to #3 - anon (12/25/2012) [-]
you must really enjoy cleaning.
#17 to #3 - hadzibg (12/25/2012) [-]
I would thumb you up, but the current number of thumbs is too fitting.
I would thumb you up, but the current number of thumbs is too fitting.
#27 to #17 - pewdiepieminion (12/25/2012) [-]
uhhhh, what???
uhhhh, what???
#26 to #9 - anon (12/25/2012) [-]
*Butt
#10 - eyeballfrog (12/25/2012) [-]
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#12 - zatu (12/25/2012) [-]
Hello my name is Fapfap F. McFapping
Hello my name is Fapfap F. McFapping
User avatar #33 - kirkbot (12/25/2012) [-]
B.J. = Beef Jerky, right?
#4 - phanact (12/24/2012) [-]
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#42 - caque (12/25/2012) [-]
**caque rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at Attention whores these days... ** MFW laughing at this
**caque rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at Attention whores these days... ** MFW laughing at this
#47 - douchebuttt (12/25/2012) [-]
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#49 - spankidanki (12/25/2012) [-]
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#32 - Pootering (12/25/2012) [-]
>mfw 'Carmen'
User avatar #30 - gmarrox (12/25/2012) [-]
So I guess I'm Jacques Offenchurch.
#36 to #30 - hentailovers ONLINE (12/25/2012) [-]
**hentailovers rolled a random image posted in comment #192 at SFW Plot ** mfw i see what you did there
#18 - ohcrap (12/25/2012) [-]
Castiel approves of this post.
Castiel approves of this post.
#24 to #23 - ohcrap (12/25/2012) [-]
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#14 - anoldfriend (12/25/2012) [-]
Based on her reasoning i would have expected "Money."
User avatar #2 - blastizard (12/24/2012) [-]
He should probably contact Ben Derhover
#50 - rufless (12/25/2012) [-]
Merry Christmas :3
Merry Christmas :3
#21 - coolcalx (12/25/2012) [-]
hilarious.
hilarious.
#7 - mostlyshits (12/25/2012) [-]
mine name is
"notbaseballcards"
#52 - cupcakedevourer (12/25/2012) [-]
That's like my name!
I like cupcakes and devouring!

<--- not me btw...
#28 - sailorsmooth (12/25/2012) [-]
his face when
User avatar #40 - realfunnybro (12/25/2012) [-]
**realfunnybro rolls 86** man that's a good story!
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