Xmas Truce?. only works if the Xenos scum know wtf youre talking about.. Surely you mean Emperor's Day?
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only works if the Xenos scum know wtf youre talking about

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#57 - hycind (12/25/2012) [-]
User avatar #77 to #57 - totalcookie (01/01/2013) [-]
And terminator honors.
#58 to #57 - neverborn (12/25/2012) [-]
lost it at juvenile equestrian
#54 - serotonin (12/25/2012) [-]
Who is this...Krist guy you heretics speak about
#50 - haloforlife (12/25/2012) [-]
Happy Xmas FunnyJunk from Khorn, Nurgle and Tzeentch, not slaaneshi though, no one likes Slaanesh.
Love all you guys, there will be no Chaos wars today, we're going for Christmas dinner at Khorn's.
-From your greatest enemies Chaos
User avatar #55 to #50 - kandazz (12/25/2012) [-]
I think Slaanesh is a pretty cool guy. Gal. . . Warpspawn god thing.
#51 to #50 - konradkurze (12/25/2012) [-]
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RAAAAGGGAAABBAAHAHH

#42 - savvz (12/25/2012) [-]
For the Greater Good.
User avatar #41 - skulldan (12/25/2012) [-]
i bought this 2 days ago, (already had it, re bought) and i love it
#38 - coolcalx (12/25/2012) [-]
speaking of a Christmas truce..
User avatar #43 to #38 - AwfulWaffle (12/25/2012) [-]
Look how well dressed they are, despite the fact that they've been in combat, and kids these days cant even pull their pants up..
User avatar #45 to #43 - coolcalx (12/25/2012) [-]
well.. the military tends to have pretty strict dress codes...
#36 - bigredthunder (12/25/2012) [-]
Making a truce with xenos filth? Heretics!
#32 - kapitanokliosov (12/25/2012) [-]
I play as Guard and i thought it was ok to leave my men out in the open for one turn.
I play as Guard and i thought it was ok to leave my men out in the open for one turn.
User avatar #37 to #32 - konradkurze (12/25/2012) [-]
battle of stalingrad.....bodies everywhere
User avatar #33 to #32 - kingnarnode (12/25/2012) [-]
I play warhammer fantasy, but ended up joining in on a mega battle controlling an impreial guard army. I had never played 40,000 before, and used a 3 heavy bolter squads to mow down some gene stealers until there was one left. On the next turn the gene stealer was right infront of those nine gaurdsman, and i thought, better not use all these heavy bolter shots to kill one target, so i shot at something else. That gene stealer killed all of them on the tyranid players turn and i was like, well **** .
User avatar #44 to #33 - fencingchamp (12/25/2012) [-]
was that at the bunker in glen burnie?
User avatar #62 to #44 - kingnarnode (12/25/2012) [-]
no, it was in windsor ontario, unfortunately the gw there closed so Im not really into it any more, so i play the warhammaer fantasy roleplay with my friends now, and occasionally we do mega battles with our old models
#30 - phanact (12/25/2012) [-]
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User avatar #19 - Grom (12/25/2012) [-]
what's this from?
User avatar #39 to #19 - ubercripple (12/25/2012) [-]
Warhammer 40k.
Basically what Blizzard copied and made into Starcraft, and one of the coolest Sci-fi universes out there.
User avatar #66 to #39 - Grom (12/26/2012) [-]
how much would it cost for me to pick up a copy? (too lazy to look it up)
User avatar #16 - krasnogvardiech (12/25/2012) [-]
T'was Emperor's Day, long past, Or so the story goes, And the Emperor took the journey That every child knows.
When suddenly He was struck, By a vision dark and grim, Of subjects in grave, danger, In prayer, beseeching Him.
But clearest seen by far, To fall upon His gaze, A girl, so pure and bright, She shined through all the haze.
She knelt before a giant, Its manner cold and dread, And held it a great axe, It brought down upon her head.
The Emperor broke the trance, And declared "It shan't be so.". Then through the Warp He travelled, To stop the killing blow.
He quickly found the world from where the vision came, And went to join his subjects
who fought on in his name.
Where upon He found a Schola under siege, Full of faithful fighting and praying to their liege.
Though he searched the schola, The girl could not be sought. "Perhaps, I'm merely early," The noble Emperor thought.
When through the din of battle, He heard the mournful cry, Of children sadly weeping,
In fear that they may die.
The Emperor went to join them, And with a joyful call, He proclaimed his many presents, To give to one and all.
User avatar #17 to #16 - krasnogvardiech (12/25/2012) [-]

When the children truly saw him, Their faces all turned bright, and quickly was forgotten, The terrors of the night.
A trusty wooden lasgun, To a young Storm Trooper boy who thought of all the Xenos
He would slay with his new toy.
And to a future Commissar He gave a golden sash,For he would grow to lead his men with cunning, dare, and dash.
And to a little Sister, He gave a stuffed silk skull. For to His honor would be pledged All the traitors she would cull.
Then there among their number was one unlike the rest. She minded all the children,
like a hen within a nest.
Her soul was fine and wholesome, Her faith was strong and pure, Her whole life she had given Unto the Emperor.
She was the oldest of them, Though, truly, not by much. She simply was their sister
And was treated just as such.
Her training was just finished, her time there was now spent, She only awaited orders to join her new Convent.
She was every bit a blossom That still had yet to bloom, When then He did remember that He had seen her doom.
The Emperor held her tight, For His sorrow was so great and He showed her the near future that was to be her fate.
Then softly he did speak, So gently to her ears,To grant her one last present To lessen all her fears.
"What gift may I offer Or what thanks can I give, To one about to die, So that others still may live?"
The girl began to weep but her face, it was not grim. She smiled just like an angel as she explained to him:
"To die for the defenceless, To succeed at my last task, To stand here with my Emperor, For what more could I ask?"
User avatar #18 to #17 - krasnogvardiech (12/25/2012) [-]

Then it was as He had saw, For His vision came to be. The chamber door burst open
To reveal the enemy.
For the vision He recalled And knew it to be true. This young girl would soon die and there was nothing He could do.
For in, then, came the monster, That would strike the angel down, And carve from her an offering to place upon his crown.
The children began to wail, Some sought to run or hide, While others could not move
And only stared and cried.
But between them and the monster, The blessed sister stood and fought there to protect them as any mother would.
Yet, the monster was too much And she fell down to her knees, the monster raised his axe deaf to all the children’s pleas.
Then the Emperor spoke And sparked fire in her heart. She thrust forward with her chainsword And rent its chest apart.
Even as she struck, and ended the great strife, The daemon axe came down And stole away her life.
The Emperor knelt beside and cradled the martyred daughter, knowing she had stopped what would have of been a slaughter.
Then rushed in the instructors, And defenders to the scene, Of the Emperor and His daughter, So silent and serene.
The Emperor told the story, Of what there had transpired, And not one could stand to hide, The emotion she inspired.
Away the two disappeared, And not a word was uttered, Until loud cries from the courtyard said, "A miracle's occurred!"
For there amidst the carnage, A statue of marble stood, From where or when it had come no one there understood.
For the statue was the Emperor, So grand and finely crafted, His hands upon the shoulders of the sister He had raptured.
Her face was poise and beautiful Free of flaw or blemish, So perfect that they all agreed, She had never suffered anguish.
For every Emperor's Day after The schola would gather for prayer, Around the perfect statue, That the Emperor placed there.
And there beneath their feet, Forever carved in stone, "Always I am at your side, You'll never stand alone."
User avatar #53 to #18 - kandazz (12/25/2012) [-]
Bravo. . . Bravo!
#48 to #18 - pjotor (12/25/2012) [-]
That gave me a feel
User avatar #15 - TheVertigo (12/25/2012) [-]
Ugh. Now I want to watch Joyeux Noël.
User avatar #12 - captainfuckitall (12/24/2012) [-]
He must mean Frieza Day
#20 to #12 - werecatslash ONLINE (12/25/2012) [-]
god yes, win!
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#10 - felixjarl ONLINE (12/24/2012) [-]
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User avatar #8 - umaya (12/24/2012) [-]
They should have given each other presents, the Tau could send over a couple of Piranhas.
User avatar #6 - lulzdealer ONLINE (12/24/2012) [-]
I though the Tau and Empire of Man were allied.
#47 to #6 - mrsirius (12/25/2012) [-]
You cannot be serous.
You must be from one of those cancerous parts of the fandom where they think mixing warhammer and pony is a good idea.
#59 to #47 - neverborn (12/25/2012) [-]
eh? I see nothing even vaguely pony related in his comment, aside from y'know. peace. and there could be worse crossovers...

but seriously, the fellow made just a mistake. And an understandable one at, that since the Imperium and Tau have called truces before. Usually just until one of them tires of the agreement or the greater threat has passed, but still.
#64 to #59 - mrsirius (12/25/2012) [-]
The picture used for his/her profile is pony there for brony.
Vynel scratch.
#65 to #64 - neverborn (12/25/2012) [-]
and?
you were acting as if you'd seen this.
#67 to #65 - mrsirius (12/26/2012) [-]
2 things you should never mix with pony, and thats warhammer and 9fag.
Reasons why, most of the warhammer fandom disagree with the my little pony fandom.
#69 to #67 - neverborn (12/26/2012) [-]
anyhoo, my original point was pretty much that the accusation of the original comment had nothing to do with ponies other than a profile picture.

whether or not it's acceptable when someone actually does post pony-warhammer crossovers is something else entirely.
#70 to #69 - mrsirius (12/26/2012) [-]
judgement and opinion.
which i have much off and mostly accuse every one of nothing.
#71 to #70 - neverborn (12/26/2012) [-]
and a fine inquisitor you'd make.
User avatar #56 to #47 - dtox ONLINE (12/25/2012) [-]
1. He probably just isn't well versed in the lore of warhammer 40k, no need to be an ******* .

2. Where the **** do ponies come in?
#68 to #56 - mrsirius (12/26/2012) [-]
I can be what i want!
I can be what i want!
#72 to #68 - dtox ONLINE (12/26/2012) [-]
Right.

also, on the point of warhammer and ponies, I don't care if the warhammer fandom "disagrees" with the crossover. I'll cross ponies with warhammer if I feel like it, because I love both franchises and enjoy occasionally drawing them together.

people who get angry over that can get over themselves.
#73 to #72 - mrsirius (12/26/2012) [-]
Let me put it this way, you do what you want, but it still cancer.
User avatar #74 to #73 - dtox ONLINE (12/26/2012) [-]
I disagree.
#76 to #74 - mrsirius (12/26/2012) [-]
Yes well thats your point of view, now in other fandoms its cancer.
#13 to #6 - mattkingg (12/24/2012) [-]
Allies isn't the word, the tau just try not to piss them off too much
User avatar #7 to #6 - konradkurze (12/24/2012) [-]
no, those xenos scum keep expanding their empire into imperial space
they must burn
#4 - pjotor (12/24/2012) [-]
Twas the night before the day of the Emperors ascension
and all through the fortress-monastery not a creature was stirring, not even the auto defense servitors.
The Power armour was hung by the furnace with care,
in the hope that the emperors ghost would soon be there.

The Battle-Brothers were nestled all snug in their spartan beds,
while visions of new melta bombs danced in their heads.
The Chapter Master and I the Master of the Watch, had just settles down for a long chemical induced nap.

When out on the landing pad their arose such a clatter,
I rose from suspension to see what was the matter.
Away to the pict-caster I flew like a flash,
Tore open the defence shutters and threw up the sash.

The day of the Emperors ascension came early,
Leading the Ork horde was an individual so grotesque and burly.
The battle was long and meany were laid low,
The fires burning setting the ground aglow.
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User avatar #2 - mruserfj (12/24/2012) [-]
Surely you mean Emperor's Day?
#1 - anonymous (12/24/2012) [-]
meanwhile the chaos forces do it the old Celtic way
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