It's all a lie. . WHAT IF SANTA ISN' T ' HEM Mil m NAUGHTY " NEE LIST. OP's a pot-smoking conspiracy theorist. There's of evidence for santa being real: - where the do you think presents come from? You can't just go and buy them at conspiracy keanu Keanu Santa Christmas
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#6 - daleoo (12/24/2012) [+] (9 replies)
OP's a pot-smoking conspiracy theorist. There's ********* of evidence for santa being real:
- where the **** do you think presents come from? You can't just go and buy them at the store, you ******* .
- how do we know what santa looks like if he isn't real?
- the poem "twas the night before christmas" was made in 1823, that's nearly 200 ******* years ago. Do you think someone could keep a lie that ******* long?

pic related, it's op high on conspiracy theories



#21 - baconface (12/24/2012) [+] (3 replies)
If Santa isn't real, who's the man that comes into my room on Christmas and rapes me?
#1 - paintplayer (12/24/2012) [-]
I saw an ad for a movie and Santa Claus was in it. If Santa isn't real, how come I SAW HIM in this commercial?

Conspiracy Keanu: 0
True Believers: 1
#33 - shards (12/24/2012) [-]
Why on earth would my parents tell me lies that would make them obligated to give me free stuff every year?
#81 - kobemamba (12/25/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Then who's lap did I sit on at the mall?
User avatar #18 - altairibnlaahad ONLINE (12/24/2012) [-]
THEN WHY DO THE PRESENTS SAY FROM SANTA, HMMMMM?
#49 - kyoun ONLINE (12/25/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Yeah, sure.

If Santa isn't real then who drinks the milk and eats the cookies?
#79 - lasmamoe (12/25/2012) [-]
"Santa isn't real"   
   
I've heard about far fetched conspiracy theories, but this one takes the cake.
"Santa isn't real"

I've heard about far fetched conspiracy theories, but this one takes the cake.
#71 - thebigcig (12/25/2012) [-]
If Santa isn't real, then how come he is?
Santa: 1
Everyone else: **** all
#103 - kloopy (12/25/2012) [+] (2 replies)
**kloopy rolled a random image posted in comment #2113265 at My Little Pony/MLP Brony Forum ** mfw santa doesn't exist
#170 - tehlulzbringer (12/25/2012) [+] (1 reply)
If that's true, then who puts presents under the tree, eats the cookies and milk, and most importantly, where do letters to Santa go?    
   
						*******					 atheist 						*******
If that's true, then who puts presents under the tree, eats the cookies and milk, and most importantly, where do letters to Santa go?

******* atheist *******
#151 - BoSvNCR (12/25/2012) [-]
If Santa isnt real who ate the cookies i left out for him   
   
Elmo: 1   
Atheists: 0
If Santa isnt real who ate the cookies i left out for him

Elmo: 1
Atheists: 0
#168 - brosanction (12/25/2012) [+] (2 replies)
if santa isn't real, then what are chimneys for?
if santa isn't real, then what are chimneys for?
#104 - canadiangypsy (12/25/2012) [-]
If Santa isn't real then who is Mrs. Claus married to? checkmate OP.
#48 - redflame ONLINE (12/25/2012) [+] (7 replies)
Santa is real, I saw him.
#39 - lifeisnocabaret (12/24/2012) [+] (1 reply)
When I have kids, I'm going to label the crappy gifts as gifts from Santa and the cool gifts as from me. That way they will know Santa is a douchebag and that nobody loves them as much as their mother and they will stay with me forever and ever and ever and ever and ever

I WILL SUFFOCATE THEM WITH MY LOVE
#109 - xxelmarcocfcxx (12/25/2012) [+] (1 reply)
********					.   
Who eats the milk and drinks the cookies then?
******** .
Who eats the milk and drinks the cookies then?
#106 - twotwelve (12/25/2012) [-]
lol OP you dumb 						****					. If santa isnt real then how come when I wake up my cookies and milk are gone that i left for him?   
   
OP: 0   
Santa: 1
lol OP you dumb **** . If santa isnt real then how come when I wake up my cookies and milk are gone that i left for him?

OP: 0
Santa: 1
#100 - breakfastlunch (12/25/2012) [-]
If Santa isn't real, then where the **** do the presents come from? Dumbass.
User avatar #57 - Lambda (12/25/2012) [-]
If santa doesn't real then what happens to the milk and cookies?
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christians 0
santa claus 1
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