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#34 - grimmwaters ONLINE (12/25/2012) [-]
User avatar #86 to #34 - AccWasLost (12/25/2012) [-]
I like eating lunch alone. It's annoying when people come and sit next to me and start talking to me. No, I'm not new here, I've been sitting here for 72 days, yes, I always sit alone, yes, I've been here since I was a freshman. I know they are just trying to be nice, but damn people. Take a hint when I don't wanna talk.
User avatar #105 to #86 - nebuchadnezzaurus (12/25/2012) [-]
That's fine but I hope I don't see you bitching around here about being lonely
User avatar #117 to #86 - sweetsolitude (12/25/2012) [-]
I sit alone too. I get enough social interaction during class (I go to one of those project-based learning schools where you work in groups) and it leaves me exhausted. So I just chill and enjoy what is for me the quietest and calmest part of the day.
#53 to #34 - shinobidesu (12/25/2012) [-]
Literally every day at lunch at school.

mfw the really really weird kids sit next to people cuz someone feels bad for them.
#39 to #34 - candytaker (12/25/2012) [-]
Every 			*******		 time I'm at the dining hall alone...
Every ******* time I'm at the dining hall alone...
User avatar #118 to #39 - sweetsolitude (12/25/2012) [-]
That .gif kinda depressed me. Life goes by so fast....
#40 to #34 - skinless (12/25/2012) [-]
so...many.... ******* times
User avatar #41 to #31 - candytaker (12/25/2012) [-]
Blake Griffin gives approximately 0 ***** about your AA missiles. That's right. ZERO ***** .
User avatar #88 - akkere ONLINE (12/25/2012) [-]
Pfft, laugh all you want, but do you know how much those ******* make?

They don't even change **** . It's the same basic template. Mafia Wars, Farmville, two games that are basically as different as it gets the first time, and then it's the same **** , all they need is to keep the designs changed.

**** man, I'd totally wish to be in Zynga's place. Don't need to do jack **** , just let people play some stupid game about planting potatoes in 6 different games and pay legit money to plant even more potatoes.
#110 to #88 - anon (12/25/2012) [-]
they make **** load of money off those idiots
take farmville for example
>recolored horses people buy just to say "i have this and you don't"
>that stupid balloon game people waste 40-50 dollars on a week
>a ring that costs 50 dollars people actually bought

what's funny is you can hack the game to get most of that **** for free
User avatar #101 to #88 - frolacosta (12/25/2012) [-]
I work in the industry and although you're correct, it is all the same engine, a lot more work has to be done to make it a different game. Kind of like how Red Dead Redemption and GTA IV use the same engine, but they're very different games.

The programmers only get paid about $10,000 as a one time payment or around $500 a month for a few months for the game. Zynga just publish the games on Facebook so the games can reach a wide audience, they don't make any games anymore. They're just a publishing company.

Programmers and game developers are attracted to these sorts of companies though because their needs are easy to meet, there are no deadlines and due to the nature of the company they can pay very well in comparison to other publishers.
User avatar #90 to #88 - BmanX (12/25/2012) [-]
That's why I hate Zynga. They do it for the money. Game developers are supposed to do it because they love making games. That's what you always hear from interviews and such. Money is always a nice bonus, but for games, I don't like it to be a company's driving force. I'm happy when I hear the reports of Zynga's stock falling and such.
User avatar #94 to #90 - akkere ONLINE (12/25/2012) [-]
Damn straight, game developers are entitled to a sum of money for their games, especially if it's an epic piece.

But Zynga's just the definition of cookie-cutter **** , and people eat that crap up to achieve some non-existent ending.

Hopefully with the fall of their stock, we won't need to see anymore "x wants you to play with them in x-ville!"
#111 to #94 - anon (12/25/2012) [-]
even if they go down those other faggots will just take their place. i think crowdstar is the name of the company and they are bigger jews than zynga is
User avatar #95 to #90 - bruce lee (12/25/2012) [-]
Yeah but when you make something, it's not really fun after.

There isn't really a love for a game if you make it, unless you like making other people like games, it really sucks to be a game designer.
User avatar #96 to #95 - BmanX (12/25/2012) [-]
Says you. Game designers love what they do. That's why they are willing to work long hours. Some games can be hell to make, but if you're with the right company, it can be a joy. Work with good people, make something you have a passion for. That's why I'm going to university to get in to game creation. I love games, and I think it would be awesome to create them.
User avatar #112 to #96 - HeartOfTheDL (12/25/2012) [-]
Be carful on what course you take. Take sometime to research the course and chose the right one. Extra Credits on Penny Arcade did a episode on game courses and I'll have to agree with them. I have experience on choosing a wrong gaming course. It wasn't too bad but there was a lot left to be desired and only recently they've started to change it to the better. Good luck none the less!
User avatar #136 to #112 - BmanX (12/25/2012) [-]
I'm not doing a specific gaming course. I'm just doing Computer Science. Courses designed for gaming are way too expensive. Comp Sci is general programming, though there is a game programming class in later years.
User avatar #138 to #136 - HeartOfTheDL (12/26/2012) [-]
True, also programming is one of the more useful skills in game making. I have first hand experience in having no programer at all throughout the whole three year course.
User avatar #1 - lyuun (12/24/2012) [-]
I have an intense hatred towards facebook games. They are the ultimate in time-wasting. Even so, i still get addicted every time i try one...
User avatar #2 to #1 - nogphille ONLINE (12/24/2012) [-]
yup, i played maffia wars brutally until i found out they just kept adding more and more stuff.. when i found out there was no finishing the game, i just stopped playing.
User avatar #3 to #2 - lyuun (12/24/2012) [-]
same here... i once had to delete my profile, because **** was just getting out of hand. mafia wars, wizard wars, tetris wars... not funny.
#4 to #3 - kisushima (12/24/2012) [-]
I feel at home here.. Spent a good 18 months playing MW. Was in a top group and everything. Then 1 week I couldn't get on for 4 days and so much changed I realised I was so far behind; was my out. Just took everything off what I could and never looked back..
User avatar #5 to #4 - lyuun (12/24/2012) [-]
changed my name, changed my face... the mafia was never to find me or my family... leaving the mafia is not to be taken lightly...
#6 to #5 - kisushima (12/24/2012) [-]
Ahahahahaha

You were part of the real Mafia weren't you. Oh **** . Run. RUN!
#7 - paintplayer (12/24/2012) [-]
Things that are more productive than playing a Facebook game:

Reading a book, Exercise, Playing an instrument, Talking to friends, Building or crafting something, Learning a new skill, Sports, Cleaning, Eating a cat, Washing the car, Painting a picture, Shaving a manatee, Playing a real video game, Brushing your teeth, Cooking, Taking a shower, Getting your concealed carry license, Mowing the lawn, Working at a food bank, Going to church, Writing a letter, Raping a pidgeon, Calling your grandma, Asking your crush out, Going to a concert, Going to an art museum, Thanking a veteran, Volunteering at a hospital, Treating your acne, Being quiet, and many more.
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User avatar #25 to #7 - Jackimole (12/25/2012) [-]
Reading a book, Exercise, Playing an instrument, Talking to friends, Building or crafting something, Learning a new skill, Sports, Cleaning, Eating a cat, Washing the car, Painting a picture, Shaving a manatee, Playing a real video game, Brushing your teeth, Cooking, Taking a shower, Getting your concealed carry license, Mowing the lawn, Working at a food bank, Going to church, Writing a letter, Raping a pidgeon, Calling your grandma, Asking your crush out, Going to a concert, Going to an art museum, Thanking a veteran, Volunteering at a hospital, Treating your acne, Being quiet, and many more.

Wut.
User avatar #92 to #25 - commontroll (12/25/2012) [-]
What's wrong with that, lefty?
#46 to #7 - youcame (12/25/2012) [-]
***** I give:

None
#102 to #7 - yipkendu (12/25/2012) [-]
Things that are more productive than playing any game:

Reading a book, Exercise, Playing an instrument, Talking to friends, Building or crafting something, Learning a new skill, Sports, Cleaning, Eating a cat, Washing the car, Painting a picture, Shaving a manatee, Playing a real video game, Brushing your teeth, Cooking, Taking a shower, Getting your concealed carry license, Mowing the lawn, Working at a food bank, Going to church, Writing a letter, Raping a pidgeon, Calling your grandma, Asking your crush out, Going to a concert, Going to an art museum, Thanking a veteran, Volunteering at a hospital, Treating your acne, Being quiet, and many more.
#108 to #102 - jakeattack (12/25/2012) [-]
more productive than any game..........playing a real video game. wut
User avatar #104 to #102 - nebuchadnezzaurus (12/25/2012) [-]
Thank you.
[rustling starts here] I love videogames but at least I realize it's only entertainment, not some form of self-education (and yes, I played the "story-driven" RPGs, including Planescape:Torment, Baldur's Gate, which I love, and many others). I hate it when posts go on and on about how "Zelda taught me this" or "Pokemon taught me that". These. ******* . things. DON'T. TEACH YOU!!! Books do, museums do, talking to educated people does, learning in school does, learning from online tutorials does, but not ******* videogames. [/rustling]
User avatar #135 to #104 - yipkendu (12/25/2012) [-]
I mostly agree. There's one thing video games did to make my life much, much better and it was helping me learn english.

I was in a really good school until 4th grade so I had a pretty good foundation of english as my second language but my english education after that was mediocre. If I hadn't gotten into RPGs at a young age, I would never have been as fluent in english as I am.
User avatar #65 to #7 - dburns (12/25/2012) [-]
>Eating a cat
Lost it
User avatar #133 to #65 - paintplayer (12/25/2012) [-]
How'd you feel about "shaving a manatee" and "raping a pidgeon?"
User avatar #137 to #133 - dburns (12/25/2012) [-]
Would lol very hard
User avatar #139 to #137 - paintplayer (12/26/2012) [-]
It's in there lol look closer
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#9 to #7 - notafunnyguy (12/24/2012) [-]
Things that are more productive than being on FunnyJunk :

Reading a book, Exercise, Playing an instrument, Talking to friends, Building or crafting something, Learning a new skill, Sports, Cleaning, Eating a cat, Washing the car, Painting a picture, Shaving a manatee, Playing a real video game, Brushing your teeth, Cooking, Taking a shower, Getting your concealed carry license, Mowing the lawn, Working at a food bank, Going to church, Writing a letter, Raping a pidgeon, Calling your grandma, Asking your crush out, Going to a concert, Going to an art museum, Thanking a veteran, Volunteering at a hospital, Treating your acne, Being quiet, and many more.
#10 to #9 - dangerdanstuntman (12/24/2012) [-]
and yet here we all are. wasting our lives on fj commenting on stupid **** . me included hence this comment
#51 to #9 - ryander (12/25/2012) [-]
What's with you guys and eating cats/raping pigeons?
#37 to #9 - sniffalot (12/25/2012) [-]
Also my first thought.
#134 to #9 - paintplayer (12/25/2012) [-]
Changes one word and gets nearly 3 times as many thumbs as me lol well played
User avatar #11 to #9 - thenewgizmobox (12/24/2012) [-]
damn it you're right.
#61 - brockyboi (12/25/2012) [-]
Best show ever
Best show ever
#130 to #61 - maternation (12/25/2012) [-]
FJ Needs more Seinfeld.
FJ Needs more Seinfeld.
#55 - makethingsworse (12/25/2012) [-]
mfw someone invites me to a game over and over and OVER and OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
#12 - phanact (12/24/2012) [-]
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They were okay... I guess

Untill you started having to pay money for them . Then it was silly
#77 - irwincardozo (12/25/2012) [-]
ZGDF the next morning
#107 - realfunnybro (12/25/2012) [-]
**realfunnybro rolled a random image posted in comment #64 at Fucking Amon ** his latest design
#116 - heathz (12/25/2012) [-]
Kramer gifs, go
Kramer gifs, go
#120 - simmen (12/25/2012) [-]
apps.facebook.com/supermechs/?fb_source=timeline
Not purely FB game, but I've been in on the process of it.. but maybe not the best thing to say on the first date..
#33 - poutinesalad (12/25/2012) [-]
Kixeye makes one decent game that i've played (if you can look past the glitches), its called battle pirates. Sadly my laptop shorts out if the cpu is put under too much stress, so i dont play games on it anymore. I had to set it at 75% just so it would happen watching streaming video.
User avatar #15 - cyanidesandvich (12/24/2012) [-]
i generally hate facebook games, however there is one that i like.

that one is Outernauts
it's essentially pokemon.
it's also developed by insomniac (creators of spyro and ratchet and clank)
#127 - datgermanguy (12/25/2012) [-]
"Game Designer"
"Game Designer"
#20 - rza (12/24/2012) [-]
My dad went to highschool with this guy. Livingston Highschool!
User avatar #21 to #20 - Lintutu (12/24/2012) [-]
Jason Alexander?

He also played in "Shallow Hal" and was the voice of one of the gargoyles from "The hunchback of Notre Dame"
#24 to #20 - megashot ONLINE (12/25/2012) [-]
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#59 to #49 - deadmuerto (12/25/2012) [-]
THIS IS NICER HONEY
#28 to #20 - allion (12/25/2012) [-]
but that is pretty cool actually
User avatar #125 - ninjamyles **User deleted account** (12/25/2012) [-]
you guys do know that farmvile is the most sucseful game in terms of profit
#58 - deadmuerto (12/25/2012) [-]
**deadmuerto rolled a random image posted in comment #2299239 at My Little Pony/MLP Brony Forum ** HEY GUISE...SECOND LIFE
#64 - davidavidson (12/25/2012) [-]
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>jerk off o'clock

ishygddt
User avatar #43 - jinjo (12/25/2012) [-]
Marvel Avengers Alliance is a half decent facebook game, mind you it's Playdom that makes it, not Zynga, but don't generalize all of the games.
#56 to #43 - anon (12/25/2012) [-]
It's **** .
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