bad genie. . Guy walk: in carrying a huge clack Drinking at u but. The genie Era lap gave It; to me. Bios, huh: it. Cool. gonna wish for mcneil Are you sure? I  genie wish clock
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bad genie

Guy walk: in carrying a huge clack
Drinking at u but.
The genie Era lap gave It; to me.
Bios, huh: it.
Cool. gonna wish for mcneil
Are you sure?
I want a million
Of course San sure.
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#56 - demcomments ONLINE (12/25/2012) [-]
**demcomments rolled a random image posted in comment #44 at Duck face solution **

Wish for 1 million dollars.
Recieve 1 million collars.
Sell 1 million collars at 2 dollars a piece.
Recieve 2 million dollars.

User avatar #129 to #56 - captchaftwblaa (12/25/2012) [-]
ok... and the other one? sell the big clock for a big **** ?
#76 to #56 - dadukesta (12/25/2012) [-]
SUPPLY AND DEMAND 			******		!
SUPPLY AND DEMAND ****** !
#74 to #56 - ohemgeezus (12/25/2012) [-]
Perfect. Just perfect.
Perfect. Just perfect.
#66 - breakfastlunch (12/25/2012) [-]
The original joke was better. It goes something like this:

A guy walks into a tavern. As he walked up to the bar he noticed a twelve-inch man playing the piano, so he asked the bartender, "What's that all about?"

The bartender told him he that would tell him later. So the guy asked the bartender for a drink. The bartender said, "Before you get your drink, you get to rub the magic beer bottle and make one wish."

"Okay," said the guy. He went over to the magic beer bottle and rubbed it. Poof. Out came a genie. The genie, of course, said, "You have one wish."

The guy thought about it and then wished for a million bucks. A cloud of smoke filled the room, and then both the genie and the guy disappeared. In a few minutes, the guy reappeared back in the bar with a million ducks all around him.

The guy was astounded and said to the bartender, "Hey! I didn't want a million ducks." The bartender replied, "Do you think I wanted a twelve-inch Pianist?"
User avatar #72 to #66 - Loudpipes (12/25/2012) [-]
WHO THE **** WOULDN'T WANT A 12 INCH PIANIST?!

I certainly would.
User avatar #78 to #72 - mcatheistnuggets (12/25/2012) [-]
So now I have a tiny Elton John to go with my TIIINNYY DAAANNNCERRRR!
User avatar #29 - neutrality (12/24/2012) [-]
I want a million oranges, Your move genie.
User avatar #103 to #29 - adrianking (12/25/2012) [-]
A million door hinges.
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#117 to #29 - tehlulzbringer (12/25/2012) [-]
> wish for centillion oranges
> end world hunger
> get money
> **** bitches
> go to didney worl
#52 to #29 - musichead (12/25/2012) [-]
a BILLION oranges.
#42 to #29 - rayeslegend (12/24/2012) [-]
He'll give you a million ******* oranges and then you'll have no idea what you'll do with them
#68 to #42 - anon (12/25/2012) [-]
How about a bunch of silver?
#67 to #42 - snakefire (12/25/2012) [-]
when life gives you oranges   
   
you sell them for money
when life gives you oranges

you sell them for money
User avatar #63 to #42 - neutrality (12/25/2012) [-]
I'll become the king of citrus bow down before me or face the wrath Scurvy!
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User avatar #22 - Crusader (12/24/2012) [-]
Bad joke, it was originally a 12 inch pianist and a million ducks that were given out.
#102 - wingeddemon (12/25/2012) [-]
I don't understand, did he want to wish for a giant glock?
#87 - grimmwaters (12/25/2012) [-]
So, a giant Glock maybe?
#93 - sirpants (12/25/2012) [-]
I wouldn't mind all of those collars...
#127 to #93 - ultrarobbie (12/25/2012) [-]
I AM THE KING OF BONDAGE
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+9
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User avatar #46 - rollingguy (12/25/2012) [-]
Following the logic of this joke, I have no idea what a "dlock" is.
#48 - tunnell (12/25/2012) [-]
OP wasn't wishing for a giant cock the way you guys are thinkin
#57 to #49 - fiddyone (12/25/2012) [-]
******* lol'd! Wasn't this in Barney or something?
#130 - yeliab (12/25/2012) [-]
heres your wish young man
#121 - thatsmrnoob (12/25/2012) [-]
reminded me of this guy
User avatar #125 to #121 - luvsickemo (12/25/2012) [-]
Spoof.
User avatar #38 - fataliteehee (12/24/2012) [-]
The one I heard involved a twelve-inch pianist.
User avatar #44 to #38 - VincentKing ONLINE (12/25/2012) [-]
and a million ducks
#23 - joshkroger (12/24/2012) [-]
There is a complimentary clock with every wish transaction. No substitution, extensions, or refunds.
User avatar #82 - dubious (12/25/2012) [-]
If the Genie from the lamp only replaces "C" with a "D" like in the comic...he wished for a Dlock
User avatar #47 - redflame (12/25/2012) [-]
Take those collars
Sell them
???
Profit
#53 to #47 - musichead (12/25/2012) [-]
Who the hell is going to buy a million collars?
#58 to #53 - anon (12/25/2012) [-]
Because you're going to sell all one million to one person
User avatar #54 to #53 - redflame (12/25/2012) [-]
Million random people that needs collars?
User avatar #60 to #54 - Sethorein (12/25/2012) [-]
7 billion people on the planet... a million are gonna have a pet o.o
#43 - anon (12/24/2012) [-]
"guy walks in carrying a huge cock"
dammit brain.
#128 - starswirl (12/25/2012) [-]
Didn't get the joke until i realized that they were Collars, not Belts...
Didn't get the joke until i realized that they were Collars, not Belts...
User avatar #98 - gmarrox (12/25/2012) [-]
When i heard this joke, the first guy had a miniature piano player: a 12 inch pianist.
User avatar #106 to #98 - pukingrainbows (12/25/2012) [-]
I've also heard it with a giant chicken.
#35 - mattkingg **User deleted account** (12/24/2012) [-]
i think in the original joke the guy has a 12 inch pianist playing a small piano on the bar
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