Facebook. Merry Christmas!. E odours age pear Castro Valley t, Apparently the theme trothe gifts I' m giving this year is shapes that are hard to wrap." Unlike
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User avatar #1 - jokersaysamuseme (12/24/2012) [-]
Yep, dildos are hard shapes to wrap
User avatar #2 to #1 - jimbobji (12/24/2012) [-]
Don't you mean, they're shapes that make me hard?
User avatar #7 to #2 - hanakoikezawa (12/24/2012) [-]
...you sayin' you get boners from looking at dildos mate?
#8 to #7 - jimbobji (12/24/2012) [-]
Not looking.   
USING
Not looking.
USING
User avatar #5 - Thenewguygunther (12/24/2012) [-]
secret santa this year
got a chick
told everyone i was getting my person a giant dildo
bought a massive tube of lotion
rolled paper around it, bent top to make head shape
took it out at party
she worried about packaging
told her i knew how good it was, i had just used it last night
*she opens it up
lotion tube
says it feels heavy
*opens lotion
dildo covered in creamy white goo
#18 to #5 - yomommabinshoppin (12/25/2012) [-]
I was a secret santa for a woman, so i based what to get from past interactions with women (none) and got her some chocolate, did I do well?
#20 - breakfastlunch (12/25/2012) [-]
Just put it in a box... That's easy to wrap.
#13 - mrfourtysevenman (12/25/2012) [-]
youre getting a dildo for christmas and if you dont like it
you can go **** yourself
#14 to #13 - scrunnt (12/25/2012) [-]
literally.
User avatar #30 to #14 - mrfourtysevenman (12/25/2012) [-]
you can kill yourself. i dont give a ****
User avatar #32 to #13 - nonamethewise (12/25/2012) [-]
And if they do like it, they still can.
#36 - irwincardozo (12/25/2012) [-]
i didn't even get any gifts...
#37 to #36 - dracosjaws (12/25/2012) [-]
Here you go. Its not everything, but its something. Happy holidays!
User avatar #40 to #36 - doctorhorrible (12/25/2012) [-]
good
#42 to #36 - rabbitfood (12/25/2012) [-]
aww. If I knew you in person, I'd let you touch my boobies
#46 to #36 - captfuckhead (12/25/2012) [-]
have some sniper bunnies. Merry Christmas.
User avatar #11 - hhhhhhhh (12/25/2012) [-]
I put my sisters in so much ******* wrapping paper and tape it's gonna take her all day to unwrap it
#12 to #11 - thebeatlesfan (12/25/2012) [-]
Apostrophes matter.
I thought you wrapped your sisters.
User avatar #15 to #12 - hhhhhhhh (12/25/2012) [-]
Who says I didn't?
User avatar #28 - guiguito ONLINE (12/25/2012) [-]
that's why i like being poor
don't give gifts, don't get gifts.
User avatar #10 - PhenomenalPancake (12/25/2012) [-]
Why don't you put it in a box?
Negative sixty four septuagintillion and ninety four thumbs incoming.
#26 - deadmuerto (12/25/2012) [-]
**deadmuerto rolled a random image posted in comment #2270834 at My Little Pony/MLP Brony Forum ** what he's wrapping
#25 - phanact (12/25/2012) [-]
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I just did my christmas wrapping like 20 minutes ago

I was out of boxes to use

So I had to wrap like... I dunno
It looks pathetic
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#58 - nightmarecorpse (12/25/2012) [-]
my facebook cover photo
User avatar #61 to #58 - SACAPUNTAS (12/25/2012) [-]
I actually find that extremely attractive.
DAMN IT INTERNETS. THIS IS WHAT YOU HAVE DONE TO ME.
User avatar #3 - tommygunntyler (12/24/2012) [-]
WHY THE **** DO I READ IT AS "WARP" EVERYTIME!?!?
#65 - anon (12/24/2014) [-]
hey mary crismess
User avatar #56 - lunaisbestpony (12/25/2012) [-]
i just threw everything into old boxes.
#52 - xtrem (12/25/2012) [-]
when you live offboard you get giftcards and steam games
not bad
User avatar #57 to #52 - zerodate (12/25/2012) [-]
offboard?
User avatar #64 to #57 - xtrem (12/25/2012) [-]
there is a term describing an expat , something similar to this
User avatar #43 - bluekisses (12/25/2012) [-]
Just found out I'm getting a car ( Christmas news/ present) legit question and any input is appreciated the cars I have to pick from are
Chevy equinox
Chevy colorado
GMC canyon

Has anyone have any horrible experience with these models?
User avatar #47 to #43 - fuelnfire ONLINE (12/25/2012) [-]
Equinox is dependable actually. And I have had one for like, 5 years now.
User avatar #51 to #43 - traycepickering (12/25/2012) [-]
canyon and colorado are basically the same thing.
User avatar #45 to #43 - angrytoilet (12/25/2012) [-]
equinox because the name is way cooler than canyon or colorado
#49 to #43 - punkrockdude ONLINE (12/25/2012) [-]
If you want a powerhouse truck, go with the colorado. If you don't need a whole lot of power but still like trucks, go with the canyon. If you don't want a truck then you have to go with the equinox. Personally, I love small to midsize trucks. I've got an '82 s10 and 02 Dakota that are fun as hell to drive. Just make sure if you are in a wintery place you get some weight if it's not 4x4
User avatar #59 to #43 - nightmarecorpse (12/25/2012) [-]
congrats, i got socks.
User avatar #33 - Tsquared ONLINE (12/25/2012) [-]
1. acquire gifts
2. put gifts in bag
3. wrap bag
4. enjoy
#31 - senortanto (12/25/2012) [-]
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**senortanto rolled a random image posted in comment #396823 at Anime & Manga ** at least you didn't have to wrap this
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