Matrimony lawl. darth vader's light sabre is a fire sword from zuko's flaming juijitsu from Bruce Lee by studying Chuck Norris therefore Frege has a beard. i) m Satan is BFF
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Matrimony lawl

Matrimony lawl. darth vader's light sabre is a fire sword from zuko's flaming juijitsu from Bruce Lee by studying Chuck Norris therefore Frege has a beard. i) m

darth vader's light sabre is a fire sword from zuko's flaming juijitsu from Bruce Lee by studying Chuck Norris therefore Frege has a beard

i) mar your partner 7
amiss that at gay marriage
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#96 - thirdasscheek (12/24/2012) [-]
....I'm surrounded by freaks
#279 to #96 - domesticzombie (12/24/2012) [-]
Here in Maine you can but only if you submit to genetic counseling. Meaning you get checked out so you don't spawn something like this.
<- We already have enough backwater mutants and set laws to restrict them from gaining control over the water supplies.
#5 - artaisiousx (12/24/2012) [-]
if i moved to Maryland, i could marry my gay cousin.
#32 to #5 - anon (12/24/2012) [-]
Well D.C, but close enough
User avatar #304 to #5 - mooseslayer (12/24/2012) [-]
Actually no, but in Massachusetts, Connecticut and Vermont you could...
User avatar #25 to #5 - lordofsandwitch (12/24/2012) [-]
no you couldn't
User avatar #217 to #25 - senortanto (12/24/2012) [-]
yes cause we recently passed a law ("question 6") that allowed gays to be married
#230 to #5 - murrey (12/24/2012) [-]
**** yeah Maryland! :D
#417 to #230 - lolkoi (12/25/2012) [-]
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**** yeah maryland!
#418 to #417 - murrey (12/25/2012) [-]
I can't post pictures :(
User avatar #419 to #418 - lolkoi (12/25/2012) [-]
Ill donate some thumbs

After all it's the holiday
#420 to #419 - murrey (12/25/2012) [-]
:D Merry Christukanza. ....
#65 - icekingjoe (12/24/2012) [-]
Welcome to Connecticut where you can marry whatever you want! We don't care who you're with as long as we get your tax dollars!!!!!
Welcome to Connecticut where you can marry whatever you want! We don't care who you're with as long as we get your tax dollars!!!!!
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#171 to #129 - kingpongthedon (12/24/2012) [-]
Here's the thing, that's really "states where having sex with horses hasn't been enough of a problem to make it illegal". It's the ones where it's banned that you have to worry about.
User avatar #184 to #171 - dustyshane (12/24/2012) [-]
I just told someone else that above, I really don't see how it's not obvious.
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#164 to #129 - elcreepo (12/24/2012) [-]
So... Connecticut just doesn't give a 			****		 what anyone has sex with or marries.    
   
I've never been more proud of my state.
So... Connecticut just doesn't give a **** what anyone has sex with or marries.

I've never been more proud of my state.
#72 - moofinbanana (12/24/2012) [-]
Just says cousins, not what gender they have to be.
User avatar #80 to #72 - purealterego (12/24/2012) [-]
i LOL'd
#222 - wolfdogone (12/24/2012) [-]
But... what if you want to marry your cousin, who happens to be the same sex as you?
#225 to #222 - deliciousdee ONLINE (12/24/2012) [-]
Vermont and some of the other nearby states cover both things.
#55 - grandmabetty (12/24/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#58 to #55 - partnerintroll (12/24/2012) [-]
related
related
#61 to #60 - partnerintroll (12/24/2012) [-]
dump
dump
#63 to #62 - partnerintroll (12/24/2012) [-]
keepin it sexy
keepin it sexy
User avatar #340 to #63 - chezburgadominator (12/24/2012) [-]
She didn't actually say any of this did she? It sounds too intellectual.
User avatar #436 to #340 - partnerintroll (12/25/2012) [-]
absolutely never
User avatar #220 to #63 - sacredmagic (12/24/2012) [-]
These are fantastic.
User avatar #323 to #220 - partnerintroll (12/24/2012) [-]
the nietzsche is strong in this one
#288 - konamicode (12/24/2012) [-]
Which states can we marry video games?
#295 to #288 - anon (12/24/2012) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.
Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.
I know this may sound crazy, impossible and unbelievable, BUT IT ISN’T CRAZY WHEN IT’S TRUE

YOU HAVE TO SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!!
THE WORLD HAS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!!!
#328 to #295 - anon (12/24/2012) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!!
The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.
Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.
I know this may sound crazy, impossible and unbelievable, BUT IT ISN’T CRAZY WHEN IT’S TRUE

YOU HAVE TO SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!!
THE WORLD HAS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!!!
User avatar #34 - xmoonlightxshadowx (12/24/2012) [-]
Map's a little outdated.
#332 - dengekisushi (12/24/2012) [-]
Idk if anybody's posted this yet.
#272 - SupraLemon (12/24/2012) [-]
>Kentucky isn't in the list of states that allow you to marry your cousin
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#158 - grimmwaters ONLINE (12/24/2012) [-]
User avatar #76 - warlockrichard (12/24/2012) [-]
what I'm wondering is what the hell are the certain circumstances?
#103 to #76 - bdub (12/24/2012) [-]
Your first cousin is a horse
User avatar #77 to #76 - bkrazy (12/24/2012) [-]
pregnancy. So basically it's kinda like "well y'all already went heeeels to Jesus, might as well marry".
User avatar #79 to #77 - warlockrichard (12/24/2012) [-]
It's almost impossible not to read that in a southern accent
User avatar #84 to #77 - makeithail (12/24/2012) [-]
actually it's not always pregnancy... In Utah, it's legal if they're over somewhere around the age of 80
#83 to #77 - jennalynnification (12/24/2012) [-]
MFW 'Heeeels to Jesus'
MFW 'Heeeels to Jesus'
#327 - unncommon (12/24/2012) [-]
I've gotta go all the way to Vermont to marry my gay cousin?
User avatar #330 - littlenish (12/24/2012) [-]
gay Marriage is legal in Maryland.


This post is old.
User avatar #334 to #330 - littlepaw (12/24/2012) [-]
Also in Maine.
User avatar #337 to #334 - littlenish (12/24/2012) [-]
I like your avatar.
User avatar #346 to #334 - littlenish (12/24/2012) [-]
Sex me.
User avatar #345 to #334 - littlenish (12/24/2012) [-]
I like your username.
#245 - sweetellie (12/24/2012) [-]
"First cousins is legal, my friend.. LEGAL!"
User avatar #271 to #245 - amuro (12/24/2012) [-]
Bully is the **** !
#273 to #271 - sweetellie (12/24/2012) [-]
It's my favourite game ever
It's my favourite game ever
User avatar #275 to #273 - amuro (12/24/2012) [-]
Mine too, and i am still waiting for a second part of it.

Hope that RS make one someday.
#285 to #275 - sweetellie (12/24/2012) [-]
They really should do that..
They really should do that..
#194 - futurella (12/24/2012) [-]
Seriously guys, admit that many of american regulations are irrational, or in other words, simply ****** up. Anal sex forbidden in New York? Really?

In Oklahoma, students can't cast spells on teachers. What the actual **** .
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