Why You Should Grow a Giant Beard. Created by The Bureau for Bigger Better Beards .. If I'm ever able to grow a beard, I'm going to wear a viking helmet every day and carry a two-handed broadsword with me at all times
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Submitted: 12/22/2012
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#75 - thedustlord (12/23/2012) [-]
Sledding, you say?
#74 - thedarkestrogue (12/23/2012) [-]
Oh 						****					. I really hope there isn't another legal 						*********					.
Oh **** . I really hope there isn't another legal ********* .
#73 - polomomo ONLINE (12/23/2012) [-]
The benefits started as somewhat true and then the artist must have started smoking pot or something..
#72 - boxdweller ONLINE (12/23/2012) [-]
#71 - misterbonzo (12/23/2012) [-]
You might be new here, but it's especially frowned upon to post content made by The Oatmeal here after that big legal 						*********					.
You might be new here, but it's especially frowned upon to post content made by The Oatmeal here after that big legal ********* .
#70 - BowChickaBowWow (12/23/2012) [-]
You said something about it making you look smarter?
You said something about it making you look smarter?
User avatar #69 - Lilstow ONLINE (12/23/2012) [-]
Beards are awesome and all but this post was stupid
#67 - harryblazer (12/23/2012) [-]
>be 15 years old
>apparently my ancestors were hungarian or vikings
>grow a full beard in like two weeks
>i look and feel like a ******* chia pet
>walking the hallway, see my crush walking behind me
>pluck up the courage turn, around and say hi
>her eyes getting bigger than my erection in gym class
>'WHEN DID YOU GET A BEARD ?!"
>my face for therest of the day
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#64 - hellspawner (12/23/2012) [-]
Room temperature IQ...
#63 - bladebites (12/23/2012) [-]
The Oatmeal.    
And so it began, the great 						*********					 of our time.
The Oatmeal.
And so it began, the great ********* of our time.
#62 - danceswithbears (12/23/2012) [-]
this has been in the back of my reaction folder for quite some time
User avatar #61 - eiad (12/23/2012) [-]
that really wasn't funny
they all felt too forced..
breads are awesome non the less
#68 to #61 - pensivepangolin (12/23/2012) [-]
Nothing can be more awesome! I mean, just look at this awesome basket! There are so many awesome breads with so many awesome shapes I can't even stand to look at it! My eyes are burning out of their sockets! THE...AWESOMENESS....IT OVERWHELMS ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#60 - desacabose ONLINE (12/23/2012) [-]
OP posted something from the Oatmeal a 						*********					 the likes of which you haven't seen is about to be upon us
OP posted something from the Oatmeal a ********* the likes of which you haven't seen is about to be upon us
#59 - swadertater (12/23/2012) [-]
**swadertater rolled a random image posted in comment #2225638 at My Little Pony/MLP Brony Forum ** MFW BIGGER BEARD
User avatar #58 - sparkytoast (12/23/2012) [-]
i can personally say that number 2 is correct. when i grew my beard out every girl i knew wanted to touch it.
User avatar #57 - epicsauciness ONLINE (12/23/2012) [-]
PERMABANNED
User avatar #56 - cptmongtard (12/23/2012) [-]
Reason 11: You can easily get ******* hot Metal chicks if you have a beard
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