Future job: Robber. Bitches be trippin'. Robber who broke into hair salon is beaten by its owner and kept as a sex slave for three days... fed only Viagra By DA Badass chick
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Future job: Robber

Future job: Robber. Bitches be trippin'. Robber who broke into hair salon is beaten by its owner and kept as a sex slave for three days... fed only Viagra By DA

Bitches be trippin'

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Robber who broke into hair
salon is beaten by its
owner and kept as a sex slave
for three days... fed only Viagra
By DA LY MEAL REPORTER
Last updated at 3: 53 PM on 12th July 2011
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A Russian man who thed to FED 3 hair salon ended up as the when
the femail ewe an-. gner overpowered him, ted him up naked and then used
We as a sex slave fer three days.
Wide: , 32, admitted to police that he had gone to the salon in
Russia, with the intention at rotating it
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Submitted: 12/22/2012
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#16 - theism ONLINE (12/22/2012) [-]
This is literally rape.
User avatar #98 to #16 - cookiealmighty (12/23/2012) [-]
as opposed to metaphorically rape
#135 to #98 - theism ONLINE (12/23/2012) [-]
Some people use the term rape loosely referring to things that aren't really rape ("I totally raped those kids at CoD) while this is actually rape.
User avatar #21 to #16 - AlreadyExists (12/23/2012) [-]
But everyone knows men are incapable of being raped and that it only happens to women!
/sarcasm
#80 - loldonkaments (12/23/2012) [-]
in soviet russia victims rape you
#8 - WhatTheJesse (12/22/2012) [-]
Robber's face when.
#22 to #8 - hurrdurka (12/23/2012) [-]
Then his capillaries burst and now has problems getting it up.
#9 to #8 - xanderlarsen (12/22/2012) [-]
hfw she took out the strapon
#12 to #9 - thatguywhoposts (12/22/2012) [-]
>hfw no lube
>hfw no lube
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#83 - fareo (12/23/2012) [-]
Reminds me of this movie, and yes, Marcellus Wallace does kinda look like a bitch.
#142 to #83 - Rascal (12/23/2012) [-]
what movie is that.
#122 to #83 - graknab (12/23/2012) [-]
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#78 - asgerfyr (12/23/2012) [-]
read it as "fed only vagina"
Made it so much more hilarious
User avatar #13 - semisane ONLINE (12/22/2012) [-]
I hope the bitch went to jail for a very long time.
Sure, the guy was trying to commit a crime, but seriously? If a guy did that to a girl he would be in jail for the rest of his ******* life.
User avatar #38 to #13 - Faz (12/23/2012) [-]
men spend countless hours of hard work to have sex with attractive women to no avail, then an attractive woman has sex with them forcibly and they would get all mad and upset? I can understand why rape is a huge deal when its man on woman because women aren't the sexual monsters that we are...women are choosy men aren't.
User avatar #60 to #38 - tobykiki (12/23/2012) [-]
If women weren't sometimes "sex monsters" then why was she using the man as a sex slave. Mean and women both are perverts, the end.
User avatar #41 to #38 - hanabro (12/23/2012) [-]
You are not only ignorant, but sexist, and also pants-on-head retarded.
User avatar #44 to #41 - Faz (12/23/2012) [-]
Please explain to me how its sexist.
#51 to #44 - Rascal (12/23/2012) [-]
You just said that men are, "sexual monsters".
#28 to #13 - junahi (12/23/2012) [-]
When police arrived to question Zahjac, she said: 'What a bastard. Yes, we had sex a couple of times. But I bought him new jeans, gave him food and even gave him 1,000 roubles when he left."

Doesn't sound like a normal rape to me... (But yeah, I get your point)

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User avatar #31 to #28 - heartlessrobot (12/23/2012) [-]
The day this was released, thousand of men attempted to break into her hair salon.
User avatar #17 to #13 - maddboiy (12/22/2012) [-]
she didn't, she was let off without charge, he was given a jail sentence. it's **** like this that makes me ******* sick
#54 - gnarlueck (12/23/2012) [-]
I have seen this here. I shall post the same gif I did then.   
   
Death by snoo snoo.
I have seen this here. I shall post the same gif I did then.

Death by snoo snoo.
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#89 - Keavy (12/23/2012) [-]
Spend every other day complaining about double standards and how feminism is evil.

"A guy was tied up and raped for 3 days? Hilarious!"

FJ Logic.
User avatar #105 to #89 - corneth (12/23/2012) [-]
Do you seriously not understand the concept of an "In Soviet Russia" Joke?
#139 to #105 - Keavy (12/23/2012) [-]
I'm not sure how you reached that conclusion. There's a difference between not understanding an 'In Soviet Russia' joke and being a little unnerved that a story like this is met with "LOL karmic rape is the best rape!"
#93 to #89 - tehlulzbringer (12/23/2012) [-]
This has nothing to do with feminism or double standards. People find it funny because the man is criminal scum who got what he deserved.
User avatar #101 to #93 - heartlessrobot (12/23/2012) [-]
And most users wouldn't mind it happening.
#108 to #101 - tehlulzbringer (12/23/2012) [-]
Of course they wouldn't

No one likes criminal scum who resist arrest instead of paying the fine
#76 - shadohfaux (12/23/2012) [-]
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#14 - mattdoggy (12/22/2012) [-]
I would have loved to see him reporting that to the police
"so........ are you gay or something?"
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#104 - matralith (12/23/2012) [-]
Why is this making me jealous?
#136 to #104 - iamphoenix (12/23/2012) [-]
Because you assume you wouldn't end up with things in your butthole and your sense of dignity all over the floor.
User avatar #43 - giggitygil (12/23/2012) [-]
That lucky bastard.
#91 - Rascal (12/23/2012) [-]
In the soviet russia, store robs you.
User avatar #94 to #91 - Xcloosivo (12/23/2012) [-]
of your virginity
#75 - Muppetz (12/23/2012) [-]
IT'S NOT RAPE IF I LIKE IT!!!!
#90 - trevo (12/23/2012) [-]
Here's Olga Zajac (The woman who raped the robber)
One on the left is one when she is younger and the right is after she started doing karate.
User avatar #116 to #90 - projectnero (12/23/2012) [-]
Dominatrix at its finest.
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User avatar #95 to #90 - IceViper (12/23/2012) [-]
i would go in there without the intention of robbing it and let her tie me up
User avatar #97 to #95 - trevo (12/23/2012) [-]
Until she brings out the strap-on.
User avatar #100 to #97 - heartlessrobot (12/23/2012) [-]
That's even better.
User avatar #127 to #100 - warlordstuart (12/23/2012) [-]
I actually lol'd at this. Thumb for you good sir.
User avatar #99 to #97 - IceViper (12/23/2012) [-]
nahhh that wouldnt happen
#109 to #90 - warofdawn (12/23/2012) [-]
God i need to get to Russia and rob that hair salon. true domination sex. ****** awesome
#144 to #90 - zajac (12/26/2012) [-]
Id get raped
Id get raped
User avatar #114 - lankydaitalia (12/23/2012) [-]
Does anyone else realise how sick this is, and shows how against real sexual equality we are? Imagine if a woman broke in somewhere, and the male owner beat her and kept her as a sex slave? Reckon anyone would be like, "You go dude, she deserved it!"..
User avatar #117 to #114 - Gerda (12/23/2012) [-]
I would and I am female!
#119 to #117 - lazragoon (12/23/2012) [-]
Agreed, I would be totally okay with it.
#137 to #114 - jennalynnification (12/23/2012) [-]
I'm so pleased someone else has the same thought pattern as I do.
I, being female, would assume tying up someone and using them as a sex slave even under the conditions that they were robbing me, would inevitably bite me in the ass once the police found out.
I remember a time in kindergarden when my teacher once told me 'Two wrongs dont make a right Jenny'
Pic totally unrelated.
User avatar #140 to #137 - Gerda (12/23/2012) [-]
yeah right name one guy who would complain getting ****** for 3 days!!!
User avatar #141 to #140 - jennalynnification (12/23/2012) [-]
Um, consent is actually needed when having sex with someone otherwise its considered rape.
The fact is she,
A) held him there against his will, without notifying the police that he was trying to rob her.
B) didn't feed him anything other than viagra
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