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#45 - grandmabetty
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(12/22/2012) [-]
Update from the Land Down Under:
Barbies mate. Runaway barbies. Old man Bruce was busy firing up his Turbogrill 2000 but it decided to **** off. Bloke dressed to look like the devil came and flipped me house upside down with a bloody forklift, got out and started hanging the arse out at everybody; don't wanna do that in Aus, you never know what might happen. Kangaroo came and buggered him right up the backside then he fled the country.

Status: Loads of barbies thrown all over the place and pissed off neighbours. Chance of survival: alright
#54 to #45 - deathzor
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(12/22/2012) [-]
I heard you guys had a zombie kangaroo problem, any truth to that?